by Frasl:
And hasn’t anyone ever thought it strange to have such a breed as a setter? Irish there, English there. Why is there no getter? Does Setter make an exception? (I suspect he is catching)
Questions and nothing but questions.

The Metaclass:
Moreover, there is even a kind of pointer.

I don’t know how you are, but I personally look forward to it, but until the end, I’ll still wait for my prince on the fucking window.

From the fire:

A boy of six years: "Mom! Look at the dog! What kind is this? The Chinese? Why are her eyes not narrow, but large?and "

My mother did not hesitate to answer for a moment. “Dania,” she said, “where did the dog come from China? Right in Russia. Until she gets used to it, she’ll have such eyes all the time".

A friend took his son from school. Waiting for the end of the lessons in the vestibule, they became involuntary witnesses to the scene, as the director of the school to the guard:
You are acting like an idiot! Why did you let this man in? He is drunk in the stall. From him he wraps over to the vergae.
The guard:
- First, he presented his passport, confidently signed up in the journal of visitors, said that he goes to the director, naming your father-name. Secondly, I told you long ago that the doorway was blowing in my back, so I could not smell it. And, thirdly, suddenly, it’s your companion, and then I’ll be extreme?

Wut: As one of my acquaintances said, marrying is turning a butterfly into a goose.

XXX: Did you hear it? Stonehenge is like a calendar. Do you know what kind of clock they had?

Men, go down and pay in the Cosmopolitan article that allowing a guy to watch porn is cool, good for health, improves his sexual abilities, and if you join the viewing - you can get unforgettable sensations. And add a sleek plus to your female irreplaceability. Let them read in the "authoritative source", believe and verify.

TP without V/P

Are you exactly 25?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
XXX: It feels like less...
YYY: I have to cancel my passport so I don’t ask stupid questions???? to
xxx: Okay okay okay

......

Q: You went to school in 1995?
Plus-minus one year
YYY: Yes in 1995
Is there a lot of discs left? The video cassette? The audio cassette? I am collecting :)
YYY: What is this VSK???? to
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Go for a walk :)

Sanya
Go to sleep, forgive me for the mistake.

Catherine
never ever. I will eat you in pieces. I will shoot your eggs. I wash your brain with a silver cup of coffee. I’ll beat you Rosenthal, I’ll hire you a trainer. But stop making mistakes at the end of the day!!!! to

Choose – sex or mistakes.

About the smells:

Oh, girls, what does Chanel understand about perfume? I am already a third man in the day reports that it smells stunning from me! And I just closed the container badly in the morning and the borscht spilled over the bag X___x

It was cool for you, and I've got the saliva just spilled out, 2 days of the full feeling that someone was pulling into the bag (

I love you so much that if I were given the sun in my right hand and the moon in my left hand in exchange for my infinite love for you, I would have rejected my offer and decidedly chose you.
YYY: It is logical. What fool would agree to keep this?

A: A room is urgently sought in any part of the city, Ufa. It is desirable to live with vegetarians or vegans, raw foods, pranoids, pratsadaids.

B is yes. Such an ecosystem really needs predators.

Today at work with the girls we sit and discuss which pair of heroes can be invented for competitions for the February-March holidays. The dialogue:
Old Man and the Sea!
How do you describe the sea?! to
Worry all the time!! to

A loved one quietly plays in Skyrim. And suddenly so loud:
I need to get married urgently!
I’ve been together for 5 years now, and it’s so fun:
What is it suddenly?
There will be income from the store.
I begin to remember when we talked about joint business, and here it comes to me...

by Fuck!

I tried yesterday a scandalously famous bath with baking soda. She had to make me 2 kg. It is easier to relax before sleeping. He is not aware of the weight, but what relieves is a lie.
It warms and revitalizes. It is impossible to sleep!
A pack of soda for a water bath gives the pH of fetal water. This should lead to a state of peace and tranquility. But it did not come. I felt the power of the carrier.
A place and green.

Women, family you are ours, may you first think of...googling...? You have the internet, but your heads don’t.
See the norms of the pH of tap water (6-9 according to GOST2482) and the pH of amniotic water (7-7,5). Specifically for you, the hydrogen index of water from your crane is determined by the universal indicator paper - pH-7 (neutral).
Pull water and sit down, why do you need soda there? Should the skin dry after bathing?
It is better to add a pack of sea or ordinary salt. Neurologists say that such baths have a good effect on the nervous system. 37 degrees, sit for 15 minutes. Relax your nerves – you will be less stressed.
Worse than children – the right word!

We are here in the morning =)
We have a night :R
M: Come to us ?
Me and Russia are fine.
M: Oh, you’ve been there in Moscow already.

Two colleagues at the workplace are a girl and a guy. The guy said something offensive about the girl and noticed the healthy scissors on her table.
Katya, take your knives away.
Kalya takes the line in one hand, knocks on the other:
Who said I was going to cut?
Will you measure?

1st :
Why can’t you find a calf?
Or can you just sit down?

2nd :
I'll stop being fat, I'll find it.
I ran yesterday.
So everything goes to the wedding.

A bit of intelligent humor.
On the site of classical music decided from which diseases classical music helps, and decided that it absolutely does not help against cough.

The international scandal in Sochi: 10 days left!