1996 election campaign. Boris Nikolaevich joins the group

The Russians rejoiced and said to a woman with a baby in her arms: “Here! This

The child will not go to the army on call!", - hinting on his just

Decree on Contractual Service.

“Of course,” said my mother, “it’s a girl!

Lenin was a fun man, so the first document signed by him

After the coming to power was the "Decree on the Earth", thanks to which

The peasants never saw the land. The peasants were also fun people.

Lenin has not seen her yet.

A cat stopped sleeping with us on the same bed.
Probably it is pointing...

Do you share?
Mythosis or Meyosis?

Prep told me.

He has a familiar proof. He once told a story:

They hired two Moldavians to do the wiring in the house (in Odessa they instead of the Tajiks). Trying to check the work. These frames pierced the straw from the upper right corner of the wall into the lower left corner and let the wire pass through it.

What did you do? Who does so?
What is not so?
Yes, the cable is placed at a straight angle, not the direction! to rebuild!

I came in a few days to check out the work. I even photographed this art.

The old straw is broken. From the right upper corner, just likewise, in the left lower, the straw is pierced "under a straight angle"...steps)))

2> then my cat was a hookup :)
1> and
2> constantly brings burning lights and cigarettes from the street. But today I surpassed myself, from somewhere on a mobile phone!

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Let the cat hunt?

The man who bought dollars, confess
Did Quebec put it too?

And once near the words "approved such a number of such a year" wrote the nick of the approved moderators.
The shame?

Is the network fixed?
I thought and decided that it was better to have a stomach of beer than a bowl of work.
I think it’s better to hide from the job than from the boss.
I understand, Yuri Nikolaevich, I am already doing it.

How to name an architect who issues a project in which different parts are on different scales and there are no linear sizes?
Tagged: designer

Today, on the way to the institute, she fell, stumbling on...a pigeon. This fat mini chicken went on and was not going to fly away! And only when I crumbled, this creature looked at me indifferently, like thinking of pedestrians to let them and flee. The Cappuccino)))

Oh, director, you are powerful, you are chasing the cluster of clouds, you are forcing on Saturday.
Getting us out to work.
Will you refuse to answer me? Have you seen where the wages are?
The Annual? I am looking for her...
The Director:
There is a mountain in the north, there is a deep hole in it, there is a deep hole in it.
Three ropes the tomb rolls out of gold.
In that grave is your salary.

More Students Hate Session Photocopying Workers

The topic on the common channel in chat cold. The Hostel:
"People of the world! At the time of flu, eat lemons. (Sportsman)(DomoDeaD) are people!!! It’s boring to eat mushrooms! (Dashkent) in the South

Ppc, went out for cigarettes in the store. I pierce at the cashier, I look at the badge: Naruto Tatiana... I was in a stupor for a long time.

The quietest and quietest neighbors live below.

"Do not roy a pit to another...."

It was years ago... backwards.

I am 15 years old. I visited my family in Novosibirsk for the winter.

The holidays. The Winter. Cold is not the word. Wools were issued, a warm shirt

Which almost blinked in the eyes.

So in this "uniform" I am sent to the store.

Walk for bread and something else with my 3-year-old cousin

We call her "A". I go to the store and I get what I need.

The box. At the box, my sister asks to buy a candy, for what she gets

Rejection (I am not greedy, only the diathesis of the child was!!!). She is again, and

Again... And I again... Here’s the cashier to me:"Mama, buy a baby

The food"

I am in shock. I am 15!!! I am a mom!!! Not my mom, she’s my sister!and "

And picking up the bag with something and the child, I retire from the store. entered in

Another store. Again I take something there, and here is my sister again.

She asks for candy. He receives another polite rejection. Here is 3x.

Summer: You won’t buy sweets – I’ll call you Mom!"

This was our last joint journey in

The shop! And this story about her blackmail, I told her in a few moments.

of years.

After how many years, by chance, my whole family and

relatives from Novosibirsk, found themselves in America. In one city. to me

Not 15 years old, not 3 years old. I have two children 6 and 4. The Sisters

Young and beautiful.

And that’s how she and I went to the pool. We are swimming,

We are burning. The young gentlemen are lying around the pool. My own

The sister in the water so beautifully swims, catching the eyes of young people. and here...

I am not evil!! I couldn’t stand it!!! to

I call my children, and.. type " Couldn't you swim up to "A,"and just

Play with her while calling her Mom." Loud!!! to

Pineapple of course. My mother is me.

And here’s the painting with oil."A" continues beautifully, relaxed and carelessly.

swimming, catching the eyes of young people. Here are my children, my angels.

My joy... Swimming and hugging "A" so this is on both sides "Mommy,

Mommy, let’s play it!and "

Yes! Yes!

And here after many years...

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

From the sister’s side.

Recently, the number of men in Russia has multiplied.

Non-traditional sexual orientation They gather for 2-3 people.

restaurants, cafes, beer bars, sit quietly, drink only vodka, girls at the table

are not invited. They look at each other and say the same thing in a quiet voice.

I have such a ass.

The Passenger

When I do work long, I am slow.
When the boss does a long job, he is sensitive.
When I don’t do work, I’m lazy.
When the boss is too busy.
When I do something on my own initiative, I stand out.
The boss is initiative.
When I praise my boss, I lick my ass.
When the boss praises his boss, he cooperates.
When I do something good, the boss never remembers.
When I do something bad, the boss never forgets.
When I’m not in the office, I’m wandering somewhere.
When there is no boss, he is in business negotiations.
When I’m wrong, I’m a brainless fool.
When the boss is wrong, he is also a human being.

It seems to me that the Americans are exactly racists... in such a situation to scratch the shit for Bush could only choose the Negro!))))