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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №76577
 28.01.2013
Mind: Some organizations have a server corner... and an administrator...

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76576
 28.01.2013
After the release of the 6 Heroes, I realized that the 4 heroes were not that shit.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76575
 28.01.2013
My sister told me that she was staying alone at night and watched a Japanese horror story about another horrible girl. Just asleep, there is a penetrating cell phone call and the voice of a little girl at that end: Well you are somewhere... it turned out that the child was not there. I would have slept with my eyes open tonight.

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №76574
 28.01.2013
I mean in the store. Nearby, in a line, two women stand, and one of them on emotion tells the incident that happened to her. At the end of the day, he added, “And none of them came in!!!". At this point, an elderly intelligent man approaches her, takes off his hat and says, "Maybe my heh will suit you?"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76573
 28.01.2013
XXX: Have you swallowed the serpent? It is a gift!
It is foolish to give a snake a gift to someone named George!

[ + 5 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76572
 28.01.2013
xxx: you need to write to Yandex to make the service Yandex.
yyy: oga, with the possibility of choosing the shape and volume, lol
xxx: you sit like this on Friday night, you think where to go, and here on the radio:
xxx: according to the service Yandex.Poppy the largest concentration of female puppies at the moment is observed in the area of Pushkin Square
yyy: Service analysts advise to avoid sales next Saturday. The mass of the buttocks can become critical and grow into a complete butt.
xxx: and geoservices twist + mobile app
xxx: five meters from you is one cute lonely ass. Putting the route?

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76571
 28.01.2013
"Ministry of Labour proposes to compel small to hire disabled people "

Small business and so disabled people contain: firefighters, SES, prosecutors of all kinds. Put order in the officials, then the small business will not die.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №76570
 28.01.2013
My son 5 years.
A father, in order not to read fairy tales for the night, taught the child to invent them and tell them to his father.
Yesterday I put the child to sleep and a few minutes later I sat down and watched TV. I ask, what about a story?
I gave him an iPad, he first tells a story on the iPad, then looks at what he told and falls asleep!!!

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76569
 28.01.2013
Michigan resident Ahmed Ahmed, who sued McDonald’s, believes the company is providing false information. The advertisements say that all the foods used in the restaurants are halal, that is, allowed for Muslims to consume.

Commentary :

I’ll go to the McDonald’s now and ask for the Halal Nagets, the Kosher Big Mac and the Kola consecrated by the Daddy. And let them try not to give, I will push the grandmothers in court.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76568
 28.01.2013
The rays of color turned, the speech of the Master of Yoda will get you!
YYY :?? to
Fasan sits where the hunter wants to know.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76567
 28.01.2013
Gordon Freeman: I use the login to the terminal: Administrator - I see - the receiver
Gordon Freeman: I switch the layout I pick up: Flvbybcnhfnjh (Administrator) - I see - again the recipient
Gordon Freeman: I thought a lot.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76566
 28.01.2013
I have a IQ of 120!
Yyy: You can see that the glasses for charisma and bodybuilding did not leave.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76565
 28.01.2013
XXX: What is Imho?
This is the God of programmers.
Same as
They are like a rookie.
So they are brothers.
XH: I understand

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76564
 28.01.2013
About the goose that pumped the wheel....."And the girl all applauded STOYA!!and "

A girl can be applauded only for the fact that she pulls bags, the car has her own. I just don’t understand why she needs a husband with a bottle of beer.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №76563
 28.01.2013
Let’s compete who is more lazy?
Q: Why don’t you answer?
You have won...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76562
 28.01.2013
...Yes, I’ve seen a lot of superbrain translations, but from Dr. House’s mouth the phrase, “Anka, in the tachanka!” sounded strange at least.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76561
 28.01.2013
From the discussions to the filmization of the book"50 shades of grey":

Do you believe in Summers? ? I think a lot of people will watch the movie just because of the fact that they’d “punish” Kristin Stewart if she agreed)))
Do you think that as long as she is punished, her expression will change?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76560
 28.01.2013
Commentary on the Audiobook:
Ronin123: Where are the screenshots?

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №76559
 28.01.2013
The forbidden fruit is not rotten.

[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76558
 28.01.2013
The girl with...

Usually I don't look at people for no reason, and then something locked me and I got on it. There was nothing like that in her. The most ordinary woman, whether accompanying, or meeting someone at the station, or coming from somewhere. Fuck something! My eyes were like drawing a square around her face and started to take a fierce picture.

Surprisingly, the cockroaches in her head also built a digital camera and began to study me closely. My cockroaches turned out to be more sophisticated: they already mentally divided her, removed the dimensions and took on guessing the content of her bag. The bag really caught the attention. She was too small to assume that a woman was going somewhere, but at the same time too big for an ordinary cosmetic. I pretended that you could put about five kilos of potatoes in that bag, and there would also be room for the laptop. This is no longer a bag, but an entire bag.

All that time the woman did not take her eyes off of me. Was it the same love at first sight? God, what am I doing? This is what happens, and I look at the bag! I stood on her face again and even tried to smile. It was probably like Jim Carrey, but I deserved a smile.

And here she touched me. I only had to take five steps, but those five steps seemed like an eternity. Suddenly there was a feeling as if it was about to prove that we have known her for a long time, that all these dwarfs are just an attempt to remember each other. Compared to me, the woman said:

I am from the cut baton!

The UPS! I barely swallowed my tongue. I could only speak:

What or what?

I am from the cut baton! The woman repeated with an exhilarating tone and dissolved in the crowd.

“Thank you,” I said, “I probably felt a complex of guilt for the inhabitants of Mars.

Just think, she’s from a cutting bottle! Here is Jeanne Aguzarov in general from Alpha Centauri, but she doesn’t scream about it at every corner! I’m here, I can say, I’ve mentally drowned her, and she’s out of a cutting bottle!

This story would have been forgotten forever if it had not been my love for sausages. I made a sandwich to tea and got a sliced baton, and there...

Usually I don't look at the packaging of trunks for no reason, and then something locked me back: from the colorful cover of the bakery she looked at me - the girl with the cut trunks.

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