to this:
If you come home boozy and can’t go to bed because of the helicopters, you need to...
You need to lie on the bed, but put one leg on the floor. The helicopters are stopped! Learned by a well-known biologist, it works impeccably.

The Seif
You are busy.

Tatiana
I do not know)

The Seif
You do not want to communicate.
! to

Tatiana
I do not even understand you.

The Seif
What your language!

Tatiana
Don't use google translate :D

Dad was placed in the cardiology in the day hospital. In order to read the indicators of the heart, he was attached a sensor that looks like a plastic box attached to the chest, and from it many wires with suckers on the chest and stomach. And here my Tatar father comes home after installing this gadget and in our eyes with my mother takes a patha with the words "Allahu Akbar!" My mom and I, in turn, now call him “Electronic”.

to this:
Tchaikovsky, “Uverture of 1812” (video) Probably the only example in history when cannons are prescribed in the partition as a musical instrument.

Wagner, opera The Flying Dutchman. There is a whisper of the wind in the partition!!!! to

In a psychological forum.
My husband has recently experienced stress over his dismissal. He was most nervous when he was not returned for two weeks - then the dismissal was incorrectly compiled, then the director's signature was not put, then the credit cards were cleaned for him (worked in the bank). I finally got my job yesterday. I slept with her all day, lifted her up to the ceiling and said something like, “My sweetheart, the miserable bankers wanted to take her from me.” I had never seen him like that before. Is this a serious psychosis? Should I be worried, should I see a doctor?

Discussion of the Trade Center at the Forum:
I didn’t like our new TC. Especially when the phone doesn’t work. You will find the damn woman where she goes.
2: Under each letter I will sign... I watch a long thread so that it doesn’t fall far.
3: you can buy the cheapest rations + harnesses.
2: you give, so do not make my life easier - for the reason of the rush and the norm! Or to waste...

Moscow and Peter are like a gas pump in a car. Only instead of gasoline they suck money, passing through the filter, where all kinds of sheep, called power, settled. And, judging by the work of the unit, called the country, it is time to change the filter, possibly in assembly with the pump.
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Oh yeah yes! Let’s move, please, the capital somewhere to Petroyugansk or Yakutsk (there is oil, diamonds!In the Polar Circle, and a few years later, Msk. and C-Pb Finally, they will be cleared from all these visitors: the vicious, aggressive bloodwashers who come here for a long ruble, hating the city and its inhabitants, but wishing to become the "maaskovy", from which they will not push either in the subway or on the roads; from the garbage, dirty streets, the glut of foreign speech over the city, etc. And again the two capitals will become Moscow and St. Petersburg - the oldest, most beautiful Russian cities with a rich history, culture, and unpoisoned inhabitants.

If someone looks at you from above, try to get up from your knees first.

When I served in the brave Russian army, in the famous landing troops, we had a special "golden" song in the battalion.
When in the battalion some company "flown" (in the sense, someone from the company blamed), then this company in full composition when passing the plateau (while the whole regiment is looking at you) was to perform this song.
As now the picture stands in front of the eyes: we are building 70 brave healthy landers and they are gurgling:
Ablaaaaaaa! The white horses!

The policeman saw the perpetrator, but he was older than him.

XXX: The fish is roasted. :DD
Fuck to Fuck
xxx : xd
Yyy: Her oven should have been :DDDD
XXX: What did you do? xd
Tagged: eaten
XXX: O_o

xxx: Today in the gym while I was on the runway, someone put the Eye of the Tiger, which soundtrack to Rocky
I’ve never been running before.)

Comments on U.S. boycott of the Olympics:
In 1980, the United States boycotted the Olympics in the USSR for entering troops in Afghanistan to destroy the Taliban. The USSR points to the violation of human rights in the United States by taking the example of tables"The entry of Negroes and dogs is prohibited";
2014 U.S. boycott the Olympics in Russia for "violation of human rights", citing the absence of banned labels "I am gay".
While U.S. troops are in the same Afghanistan deterring the same Taliban. ) )!"

One of the comments to the news "Emma Watson has watched an apartment for $ 15.5 million"

XXX: Thistle in the laundry or one in the sochi?

If you consistently record all the actions of the cat with the indication of time, then you will get a catalog.

xxx: Boris Grebenchikov released a highly spiritual app for iOS
and iBG?
Tagged with: iQuarium?

Alex: <...> So many plans were bright and motivating a few hours ago. Then I tried...

Dema: This is what you did for hip-hop in your years?
Kavic: Nothing
Demo: The young man!

When I was in school, I always bought clothes "for growth". I never understood this – by the time the clothes were worn, I was still “unadult.” A few days ago, I found old things on the roof, the same things I carried in the 10-11th. They are still so big for me a couple of sizes, after 10 years. I didn’t meet my mom’s optimistic expectations.

>>>> A gorilla with a gorilla heats the heater with a burner.

I can’t help but share my daughter’s favorite story :)

There was once a case in a distant Macau:
Cocoa Maca in Cocoa Maca.
Coala cacao lazily lacala,
Makaka makala and koala ikala.