Zevy: I get out of the car for 100k euros, I wear a jacket for two thousand dollars, glasses for the same amount and a watch for 50 thousand rubles, and he still runs to me and "and you know that with the Avon affiliate program you can earn up to 20 thousand rubles a month with a free schedule?"

Ivor Horton - Visual C++ 2005 Basic Course, page 80
"Number of players of a football team - a whole number at least at the beginning of the game" ©
O_O

The Angry Orange in Russia
YYY: What should I do? to hide? Or do they pretend to be dead?! to
xxx: on the channel Russia, the movie angry orange!

Q: I forgot to ask you what you had in your head for the pederasty shit this morning?? to
What does it mean shit? I cut my hair yesterday for the cost in Tony and Guy between other things.
xxx: Tony's march was a weekend and you've been hurt before you)))))))

A guy with dollars, why did you go to Egypt?

He doesn’t look at you like a friend.
As for a girl)
I’ve been trying to get female gesture. I turned my hair there, looked at him and thought of the fried chicken, a very sensual look was obtained.

Let’s order pizza and fuck it!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is not? Do you like pizza?? to

Life succeeded if you do not ask for it more often, but for you!

My grandfather, the kingdom of heaven, had a cube of incredible size.
(German shepherd) somewhere from a small body. Good, stupid and positive. He had a volley, where the dog was driven, if it was necessary to go from street to house, the rest of the time he wandered empty in the courtyard.
The time passed, Kobe became smarter (not only did he not get trained, but did not walk with him).
In the family there was a young filling, a wheelchair with a small began to be carried out on the veranda to sleep in the fresh air. From the dog was flanked with a moving door with a hook.
In fact, here is the story itself.
The family is large, on the New Year's holidays decided to glue peelmen (up to six adversaries), which were placed on the veranda for freezing. And the doors were not closed, or the cowboy became smarter and dropped the hook.
In general, this mocked cheerful idiot with a huge stomach lay on the porch, could not get up, complainingly bowed. There were empty enemies around. Grandfather lost the gift of speech and mentally vowed not to feed this cattle for a month, but rather two. Here, the kobel began to scratch the foot of the old comodo, which stood on the veranda. The grandfather softened, sat down on the cribs and began to lick the dog on the tight belly, innocently mothering, saying as if not exhaling from the bite, painful.
Here the grandfather looked up, stood up sharply, gave the dog a good pinch, spit and went into the house.
Kobe didn’t just scratch the commodity. The last two petals fell under him and the dog tried to pull them back.

The President of Russia promised that soon will appear in all rural houses
The Internet. Thanks to it, people will be able to quickly know when they will have gas, hot water, heating and sewerage.

You have curved legs.
Where are they guilty?! to
XXX: in the arms

Some girls are excited in men with beautiful bodies, and they enjoy them.
Some girls are excited in men's thick wallets, and they use them.
And I’m excited by the intelligence of men, so I fucking their brains.

On packages of cigarettes should be written not "Smoking kills", and "Happy people do not smoke". That’s what I understand, that’s demobilization, that’s a reason to think.

Question: Who do you think is the fastest guitarist in the world?
One of the comments: The fastest guitarist is Grigory Ledencov-Butylkin from VIA "Krochobory"(D.Talulaevo)!He ran a hundred meters along with the guitar "Ural" in 8.9 seconds,when he snuffed from the mints!

We had a new year morning for the kids at work. My colleagues played different roles. The role of snowmen and Yaga babies took lean employees, and the roles of snowmen remained quite large actresses. And now the morning has passed, and one of my acquaintances asks a child:
Who did you remember in the morning?
The child answers:
Snowmen and Baba Yaga.
The mother whispers to the child:
What about the snow?
The child :
Oh yeah, and three swarms!!))

The police law comes into force on 1 April. The Police Academy is waiting for continuation.

11th1

I am going to write a composition on three sheets on the subject"the painting on the left pants of the shredder",to come up with in 5 seconds the four-steps on a given topic and a lot of such a shredder, but I can't imagine how to wander through the pyramid passes the ellipse scattered by a parallel pipeline

The Resurrection. The morning. I am going to work. Everyone is sleeping, the telephone is not on. I know someone online.
Mish, good morning How many degrees on the street?
YYY: I don’t know, I am drunk.

I wonder what it feels like to fuck Putin’s daughter. Just like a whore into absolute power.
Ordinary grandmother fucking - beauty to bleat. I went to the balcony to smoke. And then - finished, went out on the balcony - "Yes, I fuck you all in the mouth!!!And lightning from the sky as in Gorce.

Period of writing the diploma. With the principled scheme of the device there were problems, I called a familiar boy to visit to help. The time is two o'clock at night, it is no longer interesting to sit behind the compass, especially on the horizon so seductively stands the couch. I take a piece of leaves:
I go with the theory.
"I immerse myself in the theory", I don’t snore well, but still at the moment it’s more than inappropriate to sleep – a stranger boy sits behind me writing a diploma, and I "smile with the theory". And here I see another color scheme of the device in action and I hear a voice from reality:
Are you sleeping?
Answer "Yes" can not, it will be bad
– No
What are you doing?
The brain begins to shrink, elaborate options and give a brilliant and very adequate response at the time:
I watched the car paint.