web-developer: Not "yavascript", but "yavascript". Remember that Junior!
Junior developer: I agree. But then not "Junior", but "Junior".

A couple of weeks ago, I was travelling in the Express. My neighbors in an empty three-quarters wagon were a young couple with a baby and a man of fifty. The baby slept peacefully, but the uncle, apparently, could not wait to shame on the topic of "the children were raised here, you understand." At the tenth minute of his loud speech about the inconveniences that babies create to everyone, not only the child, but myself, had already wanted to rush into the whole car. What is characteristic, the child was quickly calmed, the family moved to the other end of the car. The man sat quietly for ten minutes, then went to them and continued to dive, when he began to shake his hands, he had to call the menta. Probably in his universe he was a heroic fighter with damned ovulations, but in mine he was just an old fool.

You can answer briefly a simple question:

If the whole world is convinced that Russian troops are fighting in Ukraine and imposing sanctions on this basis, what prevents the introduction of a regular army there and ending the massacre that is going there?

I answer. There are not enough troops in the world.

Apogee lazy: the husband so did not want to disassemble the dishwasher and get clean dishes out of it, that he washed the plate behind him;)

My dad is a businessman. Always dressed with needles, expensive costumes, watches... At work, all colleagues go crazy at his column and ask to say the name, and he is in no one. Every morning he is sprinkled with the spirits of his younger brother "Spider-Man" :D

This is my little secret with him.

Omsk.Probka somewhere in the center.I go to Yandex Maps.Comment:"Yes, I was 40 years old so I stood like this series".

on hi-news was an article like, Bill Gates warns of the development of artificial intelligence. The article is like an article, but here are the comments:

Yes, he’s just afraid that AI will rewrite Windows and everything will finally work out as it should :-))))

The Jazzman:
The city is filled with "Soplia Sobyanina" - half of the melted snow with reagents. Slides and chopsticks. From the bridge on the Belarusian attempts to descend the lady in boots on spikes - each spike length with a pinch, with which she is going to pierce the heart of the prince accidentally met. It is impossible to walk, the staircase is high and steep, the lady just stands, clinging to the fence and pressing her knees. And suddenly, a miracle! On the same staircase, the same prince easily sparks to meet her: tall, blue-eyed, slightly shaved, the coat opened, the shell careless, a portfolio with Gazprom shares in his hand. The wild blossoms, straight his back, looks a little to the side. The prince stretches her hand and smiles.
In the process of smiling, it turns out that half of his teeth are pure gold. There is no second half. He gently gave her hand:
Dear lady! Let me help you! It is possible to go back on the staircase!
The sweet lady whispers through her teeth and says, “Remove it!” and goes down on its own.

How lucky we are that we have one sun instead of one and a half and after cooling there will be a white dwarf instead of a black hole.
Good time on the event horizon!

XXX: My brother has died. He went out for a meeting, and to him for a meeting the smart man with the registrar, give up, he says, back, and the brother is stubborn, does not give up and does not give up. Died of old age.

Friday at work:
Feel the approaching spring.
What?
A cleaner replaced black garbage bags with green ones.

here here :

I’m a linguist girl, I’ve finished philfak, I have legs from ears, and I’m a blonde with blue eyes. And that doesn’t prevent me from engaging in artificial intelligence, programming, interested in theoretical physics, love science fiction and with any technique to be on the “you”.

Another ballerina teacher. Better one thing...
Z is. Personally, it seems to me that such quotes are written by a thick bearded 50-year-old troll and roar like a horse.

The programming chat:
I know there are no pirates among us, so please don’t scroll this torrent:
"Relationship "
He’s crazy, and it’s probably not legal.

Here I miss these stubborn, sometimes bearded, quotes, and they still leak on the main. Where is Justice? :( is

You just forgot to clarify that before this Russia attacked Ukraine.

and----

I never believed in all these NLPs, public opinion programming, brainwashing. It seemed to me that it was impossible to force a person to believe in something that did not exist.
However, after this phrase, I realize that everything I didn’t believe in exists and works. Someone was able to brainwash the whole country.
Although... there is a second option. The country was inhabited exclusively by stupid idiots.

xxx: The "Wizards of Russia" have 2 years left - this year it is 25 years old. Anniversary of us
YYY: No, Russia has been buried for 500 years.

The cat decided to joke. He jumped into my ass. And I am all so relaxed lying on the couch on the top and reading. The cat swallowed the jig and jumped, pushing off with his legs... The result was slight scratches on the right half of the poppy. I complain to my husband, like what to do... he turned away... and said, as it is said in the writing, put your left...

The question of graphics. Quote from one book:

"A group of ten men and four girls"

It is even cooler.
— — —
heh
Are you serious?
I go and grey.
Coffee for 50
and FSE
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And the waitress shining in all 32: "What do you have, sugar or not?)))))

here here :
While formatting, another thought arose - if there is a living, then there is a dead cucumbers?

Give it to me, grandmother. Thirst for dead vegetables.