>> I will remind you of a small rule that everyone knows - do not fall into public toilets. And if it is pressed, they do it on weight, not sitting down.

The weight is on the reactive current, what? So it is not endless, sooner or later you will land anyway.
Yes, public toilets are not for that at all - architecture, popping up the nose, that's all. And it is possible to squeeze and scratch in the basement - tea, we do not live in Europe, our ancestors fertilized Rus-mother in a pure field - do we violate traditions?

You are the first bet.
No, you are
and n-e-t you
Give together
Give it
[At the same time they put x@y on a relationship and never communicate again]

//to reveal to you the secret, why all this throw on the flat Earth ", organized?or you guess yourself, it is not difficult, think, the head
............
It is unlikely that a reasonable person will seriously reflect on the misty hint of a person who is unable to set up signs of interference in his phrase.

Control over the activities of the elected people is more beneficial to a democratic society than the trust of the people in them.

In 2006, I worked as a designer in a small advertising firm. One day, a cleaner was fired. With the words "work yourself for such pennies", although her salary for that time was quite good. Advertising without a cleaner. Technical premises, if not cleaned, will be covered with advertising waste to the ceiling in a few days. Of course, in panic we give an announcement. We look at the candidates. And it was embarrassing that there were mostly women with obvious signs of alcoholism.
Until one day Tante Nina came...It was a very exciting spectacle.
A woman comes in. Well dressed, clearly spoken. The beard is proud.

From the threshold:
Do you need a technique?
and yes.
I will work with you! You will pay me 20 thousand (tenga) a month for your hands. I will clean three times a week, and every fifth cleaning is general. We only formalize officially.
Information was great. It is not we who are looking for the technique, but it chooses its place.
Here’s that attitude, it was so chic that we decided to take it with a 2 week check-out (paid)...

Then I was shocked even more. Aunt Nina was just a cleaning god. She came to work exactly 2 hours a day 3 times a week. And, like an electric wire, it brought crystal purity. I came exclusively with my chemicals, for which I never took money, and I have never even seen them in the sale. The quality of its cleaning is cooler than when I wipe off my favorite cup of tea. The garbage was not stored even in the technical premises. No divorce or divorce. For every fifth cleaning she came with her granddaughter (or daughter, but very young)... and they stayed for another hour and two generals. Washing the windows. Even vases of flowers. One day they wiped off the paint from the printing machine, which even the native solvent did not take. For such a job it was not a sin to pay such money (by the way, I, as a designer, got 25,000. It is only five fewer.
Then we learned more about Aunt Nina... Besides our company, she worked in six other locations. under the same conditions. She went from office to office every morning. Five days a week. By five o’clock she was freed, and with a sense of duty, this beautiful woman calmly went home.
Seven official jobs. In each of which she is always happy.
When we roughly calculated her income, we realized that a woman is a genius. She just set up her own business, which brings her angry money. 140,000 tenge, in 2006, did not have every manager who went out from morning to night and without weekends had such a salary. Officially everywhere. I don’t even know what retirement she earned in that time! And given how she worked, she often received prizes.

Occasionally I now see her walking on the street with an unchanging hole, from which a small folded swallow ticks. He always greeted.

Are there communists in your town?
Who is a communist?

I got a girl (call of clients)
YYY, how is she?
In terms of appearance and competence, there are no complaints yet, but there is one...
Her holy belief that headphones give her the superpower to sound silent.

Pacckazala maatepi o cvoeem pešenie nie zaniematcya ceekcoom do cvadby. As I am from the sight of the religious ceme, that dime, that may be the dime of my footsteps. Ho ona, paccmeyaşti, ckazala “xopošee oppavdanie tōgo, što niko ne xochtet c tobie pepecpať”.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We have a music evening today!
What are you happy about?
Long time not seen so many bats at once in our chat.

Yesterday I smoked on the balcony and a pigeon flew into the window with a paper in a clove, I was ready even for Slyzerin, but it turned out to be a foliage from a pack of cigarettes.

told by Mom.
Grandma and granddaughter are sitting, watching TV, Mom is sitting behind a compass nearby. Grandma little tells what is happening on the screen, and among other things to my mom’s ears reaches the phrase "Look, but this fox is watching the giraffe’s eggs". A few minutes later, again, the fox looks at the giraffe’s eggs. She had colorful pictures of animals in her head, but there were more questions than answers – how does she observe? Looking down from below? Or on the side? Why does she do it at all? What makes this part of the body interesting for a fox? And, most importantly, why such knowledge to a half-aged child? She did not let go, went and waited for this strange action to be shown. The fox was watching the nest.

Sometimes it feels like very many, like Maugli, were also raised by wild animals. But not wolves, but deer.

This week we have an infographic of my 7 year old son. He pursued cvoix oднoclaccnics with the “mech cmepti”. “Mečom cmepti” is my swap.

This story is inspired by the memoirs of a programmer with a computer in a strange room with coffee walls.

I was in such a cabinet. Asked to come to clean the viruses, to remove the terrible brakes, or it is impossible to work. They say, there are all sorts of people here, they take advantage of the fact that this is the only office in which there are no cameras, they go into the browser, they google all kinds of abuse and, without discernment, they tick on all kinds of links... I immediately thought of the night guards. Employees will not be burned in the working hours. I looked: well yes, indeed, in the history of the browser there are only ***habs and ***tubes. Even the cabinet is so strange: a canvas, with a dishwasher and a small table on a long leg and a wire to the comp is going... As they said, it is some kind of laboratory special weights, the work of which in no case can be disrupted. He cleansed, removed the evildoers. I go and tell you that everything is ready, you can take work. And there is a man who is instructed... And here I hear from the edge of the ear how he is told where to go to take the seminal fluid tests... And then I regretted working without gloves...

With Hicks:
This is how Darwin created us.
You are a creationist, though. A very rare species.

February has not yet begun, and the cats have already spring... Yesterday I saw: near the house, in the town of Darnice, a cat on it, a castrated on it (!!) A friend’s valley, another cat climbs on him! The cat tries to float, with it floats the entire structure
WOW: The castrated valley of a friend?
He is not Siberian, but dumb, like a valenok, once at me chased a butterfly and fucked in the battery XD
See also: Lord
WOW: I hope Darnica is a place of fucking, not a passive participant in the process?

When choosing - a cat or a child" is not the fact that the cat loves less. Just a child is much, much harder to set up.

stupid, of course, but I unexpectedly understand why in the mountainous terrain the roads are paved with a long serpentine with a very small slope. Not because the larger inclination of the car will not be used, lightweight cars with rubber tires and a large power reserve will easily use much larger inclinations, but the tires are not.

I didn’t sell 5 of my favorite hematogenics in the pharmacy today. They said, said, the rate of medical leave is not more than 2 pieces in one hand. I had to pick up all kinds of things...
This is so that no one dies from an overdose. After you run away, let us eat hematogeene, so that you know whom you have lost.
I already imagine a note: “Dear, you abandoned me, and I decided to count my life.” And the whole room is filled with paper from hematogens.
WOW: And the morning was a cruel snatch: the dose was not enough to die pathosely... but fuck it, fuck it!! to

Recently, in public transport, I witnessed an interesting dialogue between mother (M) and daughter (D). A girl about 5 years old:

D – Mom, what is “blessing”?

M is when something smells bad.

D - But in this word there is the word "good"... (interesting note from a child 5 years old)

M - The main thing in this word is "smell", meaning something smells very strongly.

A few minutes later, the mother convinced the girl of her vision of the word and they quietly went on.

This is how quickly and easily an adult persuades the child that he is wrong.