I walked with my son in a wheelchair. On the way, I went to the tyres, pumping the wheels. While the young master was crawling, the older master entered the room, looked at me, on the wheelchair, at his son.

Have they come? The young man laughed.

- Yes, the walkway scratches on the wheels, the right wheel dredges (I judged a joke)

The eldest smiled, took the oil and tools:

A man like this (he turned to his son) on a faulty car chase it! Well, let’s see what you have there.

Something stumbled, somewhere fell.

This is like a new one. If so, go back in the spring. The car needs to be guarded and repaired in time.

The son whispered something in response.

They didn’t even pick up the wheels and wished me a good mood.

It does not drizzle and does not scream the wheelchair, thank you to the master, +100 to him in karma.

Motherland should be in the heart, not in the ass.

On January 19, 2021, the Tula Arms Factory declared itself “Imperial.” Taking into account the fact that in 1923 the enterprise was awarded the Order of the Red Banner of Labour, and in 1962 - the Order of Lenin, now it is the "Imperial of the Order of Lenin of the Order of the Red Banner of Labour Tula weapons factory".

The first channel is preparing an exposing documentary about the luxurious three-room apartment of Navalny.

At work at the entrance door from the street there is a ATM and a urn next to it, constantly filled with checks from this ATM. Periodically, smokers burn the contents of this urna with their bulls and all the smoke goes into the room, especially in the summer, when the doors are open. In general, closer to the topic: the room again filled with smoke, I pick up a bowl of water, I go out, there the boss stands, speaks to someone, sees me, then on the text:

Where did you go with the deer?

I: Yes, some pydors burned the garbage again, and would catch their bulls untouched in their ass.

CHEF: I accidentally set it on fire, bring your cage here.

xxx: We were at the compass in the lecture room, someone put female porn tables on the sound of the insert and removal of the flash drive.

No one knew how to fix this shit (well, students may and knew, but did not rush to share information)), because in the compact just at the time of inserting the flash drive turned off the sound. But every new lecturer was on this))) by the end of the year the joke came, so one new lecturer inserted a flash-computer issued a stone-prof in horror looks at the listeners - and all of them, nobody even laughs)))

I played a colleague. I came to work, greeted everyone in the household, remembered that the phone was left in the car. He quickly escaped. I go back into the house, and there everything has changed, except our old man (not the old man, just very gray). I say goodbye to everyone and start changing clothes.

A: You have already come.

I did not come. I came here, dressed up.

I saw you, greeted you.

When is it? I just went in. Snow on the shoes.

Freedom cannot be sought or obtained. It can only be taken.

Former head of the financial committee of the State Duma Vladislav Reznik seeks permission for VIP-hunting of red book animals for "scientific research", reports IA DEITA.RU.
The law was adopted! In the third reading. From now on, using the wording “for scientific purposes,” you can kill white bears, snow bars, leopards and tigers!!! to

The controversial bill was submitted for consideration during the New Year, probably not to create unnecessary noise. However, the public learned about the intentions of the deputies and his friends.

A major amendment has been introduced to the law, which states that it is possible to catch animals for the purpose ofining the population or monitoring the condition. Now not only capture, but also murder!

It is remarkable that the MP has been trying for many years to legally allow killing rare animals!!! Reznik is one of the residents of the elite hunter club. In 2016, Reznik asked for a license to shoot the Puthoranian lambs "for scientific purposes".

For this, even before, a whole scientific program was developed to justify murder. Deputy Prime Minister Chloponin supported the initiative, but Rosprirodnadzor stood up to protect the barons, which did not issue the appropriate permission.

By the end of 2020, the hunter went back to attack. If the public and colleagues do not stop the VIP hunter, he will get the right to the elite hunt for red book beasts. For scientific purposes, of course.

The petition against the law for VIP hunters has now gathered more than 50,000 signatures.

PS: So I think at the next meeting they will allow VIP hunting for people? There are a lot of people – they are not red books!! to
PPS: So the deputy has a doher of time and he wants to spend it on murder??? Or maybe this deputy's naker - from the Duma by a pinch, if he only does his hotels for many years and only dreams what to kill?? to

What’s the difference between us: Instead of shouting, “What are you doing, shit?”We are quietly thinking, “What do they do, fools?”
Zhvanetsky

Today I stood on a pedestrian crossing, a man with a child stopped next to me and I immediately remembered the story.

A few years ago, when my daughter was about 4 years old, we approached her to a pedestrian crossing. And at the time, I was just teaching her the rules of transitioning the road to green. There was a man before the transition. We approach, the daughter on the left of me, the man on the right.

I say to my daughter loudly:

What color?

The man suddenly turns, looks at me astonished and says:

The red!

Then I saw the child, confused and left very quickly) and I was in a good mood all day.

Xxx: I am going in a battle bus. Everyone goes quietly, sleeping, except for one woman, who emotionally discusses her well-being with someone on the whole bus.

“I probably have a meteorism,” the woman says. The people were greatly stressed, began to look around in search of ways of retreat, on every firefighter.

The pressure goes up and it goes up!

xxx: I had to somehow go on a blacar, from Sochi to Krasnodar, after this trip, I decided for myself that it was the first and the last, the car was Kalina sport, and the driver, really wanted to show that the car was the sport!

The guy a week ago got the rights, and chased it so that only the tire whispered at the turns, on my question, what is the point of taking the passenger 500p and chasing under the cameras, with excess, if min. The penalty was also 500 r, no clear answer was received. Somewhere in the hot-key on the track saddled the patrol with goats and when they saw Kalina with the shoemaker behind the wheel, they joyfully struck the sticks. The driver instead of stopping, drowned again, with the words - who will catch up... Kilometers after 20 haishniks hit the car, pulled the steering wheel, and pulled it with me, and I then went to Krasnodar for another 2 hours.

XXX: Seeing the girl disappointed that there are "prospective" ones. But it is her right to find a man with a good salary. Especially if she earns well herself, a low-income man will simply be uncomfortable if he is adequate and not alphons.

Yyy: My wife earns 5K more than me, and I’m normally.

Zzz: How do you live on 5 thousand rubles a month?

The further away from World War II, the more powerful the resistance movement to the Nazis in the European countries during the years of war.

Day-Off of the Guardian Angel
(All coincidences are coincidental)

The events occurred in the year when the site was popular with anecdotes about "Russian doping athletes" and "Russian aggression in Georgia".

In the night I dreamed of my Guardian Angel. He looked a little guilty.
You, this... tomorrow don’t do anything! He proceeded AH.
I don’t understand, is something wrong with you? I cleverly parked.
Everything is OK. Only one of us recently dropped and went for promotion. It will be in the third hill.Zagse Cupid battle. Tomorrow is out. You will be without my cover for 12 hours. We will go with the boys and go back to drink.
How do I go on?
No at all. You move from 9 to 21 and that’s all. Do not go out of the house, do not approach the plate. Do not repair electricity. Yes to! Do not eat unfamiliar foods.
and disappeared.

I woke up at 8 in the morning. My wife slept quietly and I went to wash. Everything was on the way and even the water was not turned off. Only a rubbed toothbrush with ultrasound and irrigation did not work. Following AH’s advice, he replaced the traditional egg + coffee with yesterday’s toasts with orange juice. It’s hungry, but life is more expensive.
Not wanting to experience fate, he decided not to go to the office. Working from home.
Only one letter was found in the mail - from the Client, who has been shaking his head with the payment of Etapa for a week. The title was encouraging - "Scanning Payments". After looking at the scan, I went to study the status of the work on our support site. Suddenly something rolled in my head. I opened the scan again - from the correct there were only the names of the Recipient and the Payer. All the other attributes of me were perverted. Mechanically I picked up the Client’s tube – “...is outside the reception area.” This is a fool! He left a message in Telegram: “We temporarily stop working until we receive...”
It seems that the absence of AH changed something in my reality.
The mood was below the plinth. To stabilize it, he drank a cup of cognac. I played a bit at Kahuna Riff. did not help.
I ordered sushi for lunch. As I suggested, they brought the wrong order, but still good - because they could even bring a silk under the shirt.
After lunch there was no desire to work for free.
Suddenly the trumpet ringed – a secretary from IT-Courses called, where I was forging new generations of programmers for Russia and Canada. Mostly for Canada, for some reason, many after obtaining the certificate immediately tried to go there.
I realized that sleeping was not my destiny. The staff teacher at the course "Observing Enterprise" was sick or overdrunk. In an hour and a half, a group will arrive. A corporate client paid a lot. Moreover - listeners from three companies at once and all in one group. The first in the knowledge of the lecture and if you obey, the client tu-tu.
In principle, I participated in the preparation of the methods of the course and could read it. But I did not want to go out of the house.
I was persuaded.
The car, to my surprise, immediately stopped and I arrived calmly. Twice stopped the gauges to check, but it was impossible to dig. In my situation, the absence of seizure meant that the seizure was ahead, in addition, strengthened.
Upon arrival, I immediately visited the Secretary and received the first dose of Zasad: the course was targeted for IT directors, IT department managers, leading programmers and programming analysts. In the group were only accountants gathered from 3 companies. Two of these companies were hostile. Someone sold them a course that the accountants do not need.
Telling accountants about the pre-project survey methodology, SADT technology and using UML to analyze and present results to management is strong! If only they were not beaten.
The duration of the first lecture is 4 astronomical hours or 5 academic hours. 3 coffee breaks.
I cut off the first hour. They listen carefully, but their eyes are too clean - empty eyes. It is not important to me. Until it is OK.
In the break I went to the Teacher's room, there is quiet and there is a hot water dispenser. I drink tea. The listeners broke to the coffee machine.
A few minutes later, I heard the sound of something falling. Then again and again. Some screams and knocks.
Based on past experience, we must wait for silence and not meet. There is a security guard, she will find out. Especially for the fingers put by the teacher to the listener, they can and chase.
As soon as the noise sounded, I went out to see. The guard had already ruined everything and dragged the two listeners into the bedroom.
The investigation revealed that two male accountants from competing companies argued about interest rates on something, because of the interpretation of a fragment from Blessed Augustine. During the discussion, one charged the other to the interface with a fist, and the second broke through the head of the first plasterboard wall. They began to fight and it turned into a massive fight. The accountants fucking. The guards seized the guards and looked at the others horribly. Conflict is exhausted.
This was the second dose I expected.
The remaining three hours passed quietly, there were no questions on the subject.
After relaxing a little, I went home. At Liteyn, right in front of the Big Grey House, he stopped at the lighthouse and immediately felt a strong blow from behind. He stood unnaturally behind the car.
With the worst thoughts, I went out and looked. The rear wheels hanged half a meter from the asphalt. The plastic of the rear bumper smoothly moved into the "house" of another cap. On the asphalt were lighthouses rolling and an anti-freeze loaf floated. This is a Volvo or S-70, or the S-80 did not brake and with all of it entered me under the rear bridge.
In the cabin of Volvo was a man sitting in a cap and with outstretched, glazed eyes. His face was slightly hidden by a white fog from the seat pillow and a flowing blue with a siren-shaped nose.
I politely knocked on the glass, inviting the citizen to dialogue. He went out.
His first words were:
What are you hindering here?
I had to show the lightforest and explain the rules of such a crossroads. Gradually, the man realized his mistake. I asked him to remove the face of the ash from under my rear bridge to inspect the damage.
I have: 2 strips of grounded paint on the plastic lining of the bumper. Dirt from the bridge.
It has: a cap, both headlights, both radiators, a compressor of candy, a buffer, a buffer amplifier, and even more.
At his request, I agreed to take 100 backs and not call the police. It is logical - a balloon of paint cost 250 r., and I did not need more.
Feeling that the Angel did not joke, warning of caution, I continued driving very, very sadly. Through the bridge, turn to the right to the October shore. Then left to the tail. Comsomol and at the beginning of Kondratievsky Prospect. Everything was calm, like in a horror movie.
Travelling through the fence of the "Red Vyborzec" Factory, I shook: on the opposite course, a drone picked me right into the lobster! I remember when I thought, “A dog lobby!” And the drone with a deaf knock escaped behind the hood, not reaching the front glass.
After making sure that nothing exploded, I parked on the sidewalk. I went for a new injury examination.
Clearly in the center of the plastic coating of the front buffer, I found an application in the form of a healthy tea. Neva is near, here they are flying. The bird’s cuff broke through the plastic and went inside on its entire length. The wings were beautifully spread to the sides and the headlights below them were like eyes with eyelids.
I could not take off the tea with my hands, so I was driving with a bird on the mouth. At the entrance to Kalinin Square, I was stopped by gaiters, they also kicked the tea, laughed and dropped.
When I parked in the house, I went for tools, and when I returned, I found a group of local cats trying to remove the tea. We feed them all in the house, and cats chase birds and rats. Then they tried to help.
I could not remove the bird carefully, I had to peel off the clove with a knife. The chicken was immediately pulled by the cats, apparently led the courtyard to show.
Doing anything with two pieces of toothbrushed clove of plastic was no longer possible, left until AH returned.

If anyone thinks it’s all this, it’s not. I also accidentally broke a bottle of cognac from the first part of the story, and then, as I was taking a shower, a light bulb burned in the bathroom and I broke my knee while running out.

I dreamed of my guardian angel. His sight was blurred, his face slightly swollen, a blush under his left eye.
How are you here without me? Asked tactically.
As long as alive. Do not plan anything for tomorrow. Tomorrow we’ll fix the car.
How unadapted you are! I left it for a day, and you’re so stuck here. Don’t worry, I’ll look at you more closely in the coming years.

In the morning came the right paycheck and the toothbrush worked.

Since then, the angel has been walking in front of the big asses. In March of 2020, I was warned.

The Basman court recognized the song of the Leningrad band "A wonderful man took his grandmother to Gelendzhik" as extremist.

People who will tell you how to deal with such a problem: once my spaniel was frightened by a petard and now, in order to walk it out in the evening, you have to almost bear it on your hands! It continues to tremble until we enter the apartment.



Yyy: I suggest to blow up a petard in the apartment

Today I heard a mother teaching a crying son on the playground:

“If she calls you an idiot again, say she’s not beautiful and nobody gets married to her.”

The boy, not waiting for him to be called again, ran to apply the advice in practice.

He stood on the whole street...

Taxis, let’s take a counselor for a note, two boys grow up, I think it will be useful.

A friend from a long past told me.

- Did you dream that, or the hand laid off, no light or dawn was awake. Roses and collars are new.

“Mmm... I think, my husband showed attention, how good he was.

I go to sleep again, too early.

I’m waking up, no flowers, no clothes.

- I thought that the coconut went, no - the husband of the dive counted for a couple of days, and in time caught up, the gift until March 8 was hidden.