Record in the school diary: "Your child is swallowing the end of words."
The answer of the parents: “I know, I am rude.”

They get married to fools, and then wonder how the half kingdoms fuck.

XXX is Hi! by Ho. Go to the bathroom?
Where are the buildings, when?
XXX today at 21:00
YYY: How much to take?
xxx: take three and cute))))
Yyy: I am about days))) but the idea is not bad

X: How do I get involved with music?
YYY: It is very simple. You need to have a bad association with music. Try eating fucking when you turn on the music. When you turn off, drink orange juice.
Yyy: elementary shit in general
Yes, if you don’t like shit.
xxx: )))))))))))))))
Go on the fuck ?

What if I contact you?
xxx: I can’t do it.
YYY: Is that why?
Because you’re not a shirt and I’m not a sweater.

Why is Russia intelligent?
Patriarchs are here.
They will give science.
They will rule for a thousand years.
Why is Russia a doctor and a steelmaker?
There is a lawyer and a manager.
He wore French instead of slaves.
And with the boss ran to share the navar
Why the spirit of freedom?
When the salary is a million
The main one is Triton.
It is about fashion.
Why is Russia a Russian man?
When the Tajik Strait Spruddy
Don’t pay – be afraid
Their work will be legendary.
Why is Russia the power of the people?
Every politician is surprised.
It will drown for a dollar.
It will not last for a year.
Why does Russia need a soldier?
Change of socks.
And on the plate I tranche
The general built the house.
Why do we need Russia?
I can’t lick my back.
With any reform, I will
But I still love you.
Russia is my mother.

Tell me you’ve met a guy in the movie.
Tagged with: aaaa
You can’t do that, you’re stupid.
WOW: You do not understand anything.
WOW: If the men in the baumanka learn that I have a man
Few people will talk to me and help me.

My daughter comes from school (First grade).
I asked her how the day went, what were you doing?
She told me everything and said, “Behold, only boys make noise and speak bad words.”
I try to figure out what bad words they are saying. The daughter replies that she can't repeat such horrible words, but they start with the letters "P", "B" and "D", after long conjuring it turned out that these are the words "foolish", "foolish", and "balbes".

My daughter is going to corporate. I pick up an accessory dress.

D: Dad, is this clutch not very dirty?

What are you, daughter! Excellent beige clutch.

D is Dad! In fact, it is white color.

Q: Ups...
 

In the new "kaspersky" appeared a remarkable feature: "cloud protection". A personal guardian angel is being sent.

xxx: well, in general, they finally thought about the children, well, how to behave, decided to start with some pet, well, type to care for, to train, in general to feel the burden of care )))
WOW: I don’t know her, of course, but knowing this well, I would advise them to have a cactus, and try to keep it dry.

C to Pikabu:

5 inch high-quality screen
4 to 8 Nuclear nuclei
2 gigabytes of operating memory
The latest Android that on such a beast should work smoothly as iOS (+ plugs that Apple mobile will get years in...three)
New improved camera

... the use of all this good, which in computing power exceeds my first computer 100 times for birds in pigs, is invaluable.

C of Wiki:
For the breathing of nymphs, the rectum serves as a strokosis, which, like a pump, constantly pumps oxygen-rich water through the anal hole into the barley.

It turns out, mono ass is not just hearing trouble.

From comments to a new film with Gaulsthan.
Who is going to watch all this nonsense?
yyy: We will go today :) I saw everything else, the novelty is not enough, as one of the options to spend the evening out of the house :)
zzz: it is better to go to the slide, or to the park, to contemplate the snow is much more funny and interesting than to watch the drizzle of the drizzle

I was swimming in the Red Sea.
and luck.
I am in Bering.
Not very lucky.

News "Facebook blocked a new search for Yandex Wonder three hours after launch".
The commentary:
> Zuckerberg has set up Yandex.bar

There are obvious facts of the existence on earth in the not-far past high-tech civilization of humans (presumably our ancestors)

Are you talking about the USSR?

I watched the picture yesterday. I am standing in the parking lot, waiting for my wife. In front of it stands the 99th, a guy comes out of the store.
He takes a bottle of beer, opens the car, sits behind the wheel, smokes, turns on a monsoon and drinks beer. On the opposite side are the goats. Seeing this, one of them approaches him and begins to demand a docks, motivating him to drink while driving. The guy gently sends him, "mol I don’t eat, and I’m not going to go, go on..."
Continuing his business. Without achieving anything, the gaeser drops the front wheel, saying: "until you give the documents, do not
Here comes out of the market a girl with two bags, opens the luggage, puts the bags, the guy gives her the keys and moves to the passenger seat. The girl approaches the gait: - And now, fool pump the wheel, or I'm calling in.
The prosecutor gets the phone. The goose has a ball on the rope, begins to rumble something, said he wanted to attract the driver, that he drank, etc. The girl's answer (10 points!He is not the driver, but my husband, he has no rights, I and my car.
Someone from the drivers gave a pump, and an old, manual, someone
manometer, because the owner of the car required to pump as appropriate. In short, the entire parking lot was laughing, while the guy performed body movements up and down, measured the pressure, etc. He also scratched the carpet! The girl applauded.
Stay on!! to

Software for Android tablets

A, yeah, still put some wild shooter with zombies and other things, very high-quality in terms of graphics, turned in a trio, awakened at night to look at the time, knocked by, saw the armed rays, shrinked from horror, no longer on the tablet.

<av> I will tell you one old legend about a Russian tourist. No one remembers his name, let’s call him Vanessa. I spent the summer in a far east country. Everything was fine, he swallowed and broke up completely. On the day of the end of the holiday, when paying the bill, he was tried to pair up what he did not buy or use. Vanya was very upset and cried out in his hearts: “Yes, fuck you all!” In the same moment the sky was covered with clouds and a thunderstorm struck! ... how the story ended, how Vanya returned home, - no one will remember this, but for many years in Thailand, everyone has walked with hunts. And men and women!