Your avatar reminded me of a case, a friend told me. He goes with a friend in the subway. Then the train brakes sharply and his friend tries to grab two fingers for the steel order, but instead gets those fingers for the mouth of the roaring man.

People, I am in an aher... If a cat in the dark wipes his back around the cover, the lightning almost shines.
PS: The cat is not childish.

This man:

I accidentally found a prostitute on the net. Funny thing is that in the face of the girl by call recognized the best friend of her girlfriend. Even more funny is that my girlfriend constantly praises this girlfriend, said she works in some cool company and achieved everything in life herself)))

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the key phrase - "accidentally", heh (:

We sell him. No, not alcohol, but poppy polyethylene. Small offices. There is a complaint from one of them for poor quality goods. I call them, in my head the thought "again, has any of us been entertained?" The client is removing the phone, I guess. From the tube hysterical notes:
You sold your marriage.
What exactly is the problem?
He doesn’t cheat, he cheats!

I watched "Avatar" today. I think that D. Cameron showed Fed how to shoot "The Inhabited Island"

Sophia (18:43:33 23/01/2010)
Cuckoo

*KENNY* (18:44:43 23/01/2010)


Sophia (18:44:56 23/01/2010)
How are you there?

*KENNY* (18:45:14 23/01/2010)
It was (

Ajuta (18:45:31 23/01/2010)
What is?

*KENNY* (18:46:18 23/01/2010)
I have a party at home, a bunch of friends, a buck and a baby.

Ajuta (18:46:44 23/01/2010)
Do you fuck?

*KENNY* (18:46:49 23/01/2010)
Yes Yes

I decided to visit the section "Chavo" for the first time. He laughed more than in the abyss.

Will we be fucking tomorrow?
YYY: We’re all fucking, but I’m not sure about tomorrow.

Spring is cool!
YYY: Noah, it’s shit in the spring.
X: Well, you can’t pay attention to it.
Yyyy: If you do not pay attention to the shit, then you can get into it!

Lovely girls of us! When you call a guy "pocan", be prepared for what you will be called "toll".

Assistance on the way:

Help me, or I’ll go crazy.
There appeared on my fingers. They hurt. I marry. A maid came, with a needle. Grit, let’s draw a cross on the nail – it will pass. Well, I stumbled, but poem, I say, paint. I painted. went to sleep. I wake up in the morning and...
Fuck the fuck, how, fuck the fuck? How does it work?? to

You are, burn on the fire. For the prevention :)

Taken from IT Happens:
A woman calls our service:
and allo. Could you come? I have a virus.
of course. How does the virus act?
The image on the screen is dark, and in the middle the web is white.
I am surprised, we come. What you might think - on the table was a laptop with a broken monitor and a cracked body in a non-commercial form. To our surprise, the girl reacted calmly:
I crashed the computer. He began to work slowly. A friend said it was a virus, and offered to drop it again so that it disappeared. I crashed, and the virus ate all the files.

To be honest, until yesterday I thought full blondes were only in anecdotes!

Voice of the Soul (22:50:00 21/01/2010)
As they say, the period of delivery of work by the programmer is a clearly verified date + half a year

Today I go to the subway, next to my uncle is sitting, such a whole beard, in his glasses, holding leaflets and reading something so carefully. Well, I, like any visitor to the subway, looked there, and there were some crocodiles. You know when you change the encoding, and the booklets subra type aaa, yes ooo, with the emphasis on top. And many of these letters, in different order only! All AAA to AAA. And he did not, 5 sheets of A4 format these letters and read... Aliens among us?

Same with you(11:02)
This morning, when I woke up, I found that the pillow on which I slept was torn, and a good portion of the filler was dragged by the cat into the remote corner of the room in order to improve living conditions. But that is not all. When I approached the roaring pet, along with this cattle, apparently, his conscience awakened, and he in good faith, pretending not to notice me, began to wear and carefully fold the filler on the bed next to the pillow :)

Recently there was history. One evening, during a date on the square, my girlfriend reports that she has long liked another young man and our relationship no longer makes sense. After a short conversation, she leaves, and I, since I’ve gotten out of everything, decide to stick to the robbers sitting on the nearby bench. Either I will be angry, or I will be beaten, which is more likely, at least it will be easier.
Oh you fools! Why did they disperse? You who are in the hat, come here!
I expect further action on their part. One of them approaches me and says:
Do not play you. It will be Nishchikovsky. With everyone happens, you will find yourself a better girl.
He gives me a bottle of beer and goes back to his. Standing for a couple of seconds with a stinking look, I think it can be for the better. And brewing a slice of the gifted drink I step towards the house.

About friendly sex.
I have a friend, very brutal behavior, by character considered a man. But with all her lifestyle, it should be noted, her appearance is very even available.
Once (after another joint drinking) we wake up with her in the same bed, obviously after the same". I get up, I look at the surrounding shame, and the first thing that flies out of the tongue is the heavy "Torture...". To which she, even through a dream, gives out: "Okay, do not worry, once not pidaras".
In general, after that story, I suddenly had a persistent aversion to friendly sex.

The railroad went fucking well and raised the price of electricity three times. Yes, at 200 percent of the bullshit. Before the New Year was 14 rubles, after 16.50. Everyone is accustomed to New Year’s holidays. But less than a month later, the journey from Uhtomka to Vyhino was paid 42 rubles for 50 kopecks. This is a fucking shit.
They are pushing people into bribery. I didn’t even have the thought to squeeze the controller at the exit of the chip when the ticket costs 14 rubles, even when it costs 16.50. But I don’t have 85 rubles a day for a ticket there and back. There is just no such money.
The Hate! The Anger! The rays of them!

[Chernyshaw]

nick
By the way, Linux recently turned 18, so sex with it is now legal

Today my daughter(11 years) received a text message "mama this is my new number...BlaBlaBla"
I decided that the boys from the future lacked tenderness... And on the advice of the abyss racked them on the first naguglennoy gay dating site with both numbers)))
People do not let go! We will eradicate them.
And then we will take the readers of other people’s SMS...
Oh... well, Hyacinth is