In one of the Russian medical institutions there was a terribly principled prejudice, but at the same time the man was correct and did not specifically wave anyone, and in addition, he still had some business and, as a result, practically did not take bribery. He was stumbled upon by a student of obultus, who did not want to teach his subject, accordingly, this studio student did not pass the exam from the first time, from the second or the third.

And here before the fourth and last transfer (after it usually follows the deduction) the father of this student enters the cabinet and puts on the table the keys from the wonderful work of the domestic automotive industry of the 15th model with the words:

If he gives up, it is yours.

Prepod looks at his daddy for a while, then takes the keys from the BMW X-5 from his load pocket and puts them on the table next to his keys with the words:

If your son gives it, it is yours.

How to tie a sea node?
1st Close your headphones carefully.
2nd You put it in your pocket.
Three You get - the sea node is ready!

XHH: Imagine that the employees of your company are simple toys on batteries, after a long time the batteries sit down and need to recharge, in our case it is rest.
Now understood?
WOW: Strangely, I used to always when the toy stopped working, hit it on the wall, and so it lasted for me two to three days.
Hm... that’s an idea. thank you.

I go a day in a crowded bus, the window between the (B)dresser and the salon is open, here the cry of the (k)conductor is heard:
K to K!We have the capacity of passengers, I want to check how many without tickets!!! to
A hundred and twenty-four people.
Judging by the number of tickets I sold, twenty-two of us took two tickets, and the rest took one!! to

cgem: to solve the problem, you need to add the action "Close" to the list of permitted actions.
Developer: I assigned the action to close value 1 and it did not help solve the problem!
I was your house of the pipe, and the pipe of the pipe
Developer: I am sorry?
I’m just checking if you read my messages.

Medvedev instructed to develop a program that informs about terrorist threat

Now terrorists will be able to register their terrorist attacks through any kiwi terminal.

The C Diary:

Yesterday, walking to the hospital, I passed by a number of shops.
At the threshold of one of the shops at the group of people. He fell down (how did he not break down immediately?) A bottle of beer was rolled.
She rushed to the staircase and the people didn't have time to catch her, and I was quite able to put my foot, which I did.
Listen to! Never before have I said so sincerely and with such brightness in the eyes of little-known young people "thank you" and did not wish "good morning".

Commentary on the photo of 3 sexy girls.
1 to 3 sexy girls.
2 - No shit eight, five can not be seen.

It would be best if I quit smoking.

From the Aquarian Forum:

Hi to! I had two goldfish. One died yesterday. And the second today all day sad swimming, bad eating. Tell me, does this mean that she is saddened by her companion, or does she feel that her turn will soon come?

xxx: and my neighbor turned on benny benassi - satisfaction and drills walls with a perforator :D

Once my brother asked me to bring him a needle from the syringe to fill the printer. I came to him. He had a friend sitting there. And I stand with a flashlight in my hands and say, where is the needle from the syringe?
his friend so looks at me with such O_O eyes and pronounces - better buha

<xxx> How did you get there?
< wow>: No dirt, the roads can be said no. All the cars landed and the tractor was sought.
<xxx>: Nemarych said he was flying there on the wolf.
<zzz>: Aga, about his wolga still filmed, "Black Lightning"

Strelka (11:22:05 26/01/2011)
Little 4 years watched cartoons, I watched him: look, a flying horse, and he is me-type you what, it is Pegasus!

The humorists from the gallery, in fact, are not a cinema aircraft. It all started with the Italian Opera. Expensive seats were occupied by the wealthy and foreigners, and the lodges and balconies were filled by the Italians. The best of the screams in the morning were printed in the local newspapers, and the author was read in all competitions. Here are some funny situations:

Once, during the terrible third-range performance “Othello”, when the main character spoke with a chilling voice to Desdemona: “Platte! Shirt!” – someone from the gallery cried out, not being able to withstand, “Hey, guy! Soak up your sleeves and continue the show.”

...Carmen herself in this performance sang,, and very musically – but with such a weak and quiet voice that as soon as she got to the words: “I sing for myself,” someone from the center of the hall, not able to withstand, shouted, “Maybe you sing a little for us too?”

...and no longer fit =(

Have you seen a Viking movie?
YYY: NEA
I watched a movie with the Vikings.
yyy: named Viking anal breakers
YYY: Well, it probably is not that.

News from Saratov:
15:23 The contents of the sewerage flow to the central street
15:41 The competition "King of the mountains"

Sibiande: I will eat snow

The Knight: For What?

Sibiande: Behind the house. There is cleaner.

Why is there snow? ?

Sibiande: Fuck the house!! to

Knight: Are you a fool?

Sibiande: Emm... well... you’re probably a fool) I need to give you a textbook in Russian.

Filed to:Fuck

Sibiande: "for what?" and "why?" are different questions.

I will not write to you anymore.

Sibiande: The first is a pretext and a place name, and the second is a nickname, the equivalent of "why"

I probably watched Yandex.

Sibiande: You won’t believe – he studied at school.

Go to Fuck.

LW: After watching "The Lion King" the nephew with horror in the face asked: "How is it? Simba and Nala are brothers and sisters. How did they marry?and "
You and Disney.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW: What is it?
XHHH: boiled the tea cup, boiled the tea in a cup
I still thought about myself, let it cool, I don't drink hot tea.
I turned for a few seconds.
I’m turning around, oh tea! and bread (
I’ve been sitting with ice in my mouth for an hour.

There is a VIP room where the dining room is straight in the room.
I did not understand. Are you going to eat from other numbers?? to