SPiRiT: Sometimes people kill me, with their prostate.

Hello, can you maximize it?
I: There is no such thing here.
I put a phone. 5 minutes later a call. I’ll also ask you: “Hello, Maxim?”
I: You are wrong.
A minute passed. calling
by Maxim. Is it you?
I: No, it is Marina. Do not call here anymore.
After three more calls, my patience began to fade.
and here. Five minutes of silence. And then again.
Is that Maxim?
I (already boiling and leaving the steam): A man, it is not funny. There are no Maxims here, there have not been, and there will not be. If you call me again, I’ll hold my hand and put my phone in my ass.

Then there were four more calls, after which I began to roar, chew and beat if I could. I dropped the phone and went to sleep.
The next day a call. A familiar voice
See also: Allo
I went out, but there:
Hello, call the smoke, call the smoke.
I am (surprisingly): it is me
Hi my granddaughter!! Wait a minute...

He cries (not in the telephone) to somebody, "You are an old fool!!! I told you that he wasn’t called Maxim..."

PA: "Is that your grandfather...known? You haven’t been here for a long time... come on a weekend"...
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Are you Marina or Dima?! to

Never tell people about your problems, 80% are not interested in them, the other 20% are happy that they have you.

I feel like I’ll drink tea and while she’s watching the movie I’ll sleep peacefully with her on the breasts.
WOW: Sleeping on the breasts is worthwhile: you save on the pillows, again, and more pleasant in times.
WOW: But there is one big problem.
The saliva department.
Tagged: hmmm
Wow: Well, hole, I fell asleep with my mouth open, saliva on the pillow leaked. The pillow was washed and you sleep further, and the girls don’t like it for some reason %)
It’s even worse if you scratch.
You smile happily in your dreams.
Oil painting: The night. You lie with your head on the girl’s chest. You grasp. From the corner of the mouth flows a stroke of saliva. You smile happily in your dream.
The girl quietly stared into the ceiling. She is shaken by your bustling. A splash of saliva runs on the chest. And you, shit, still smile happily at that. % of
Apophysis occurs when you start to dream about sex.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: Without waking up, happy smiling, flowing saliva on her chest and scratching, you start to choke her hip.
And the girl lies until morning with her eyes open, full of horror.
I will tell Annie what awaits her today.
WOW: Recipe from a friend, hule %)

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Which link will hurt my brain less?

Do I really have small eggs? No one told me about it...You really upset me.
She: Dear man, you shouldn’t be upset about such little things!

Here’s the paradox... I get rid of the mess, but something to do... o_o

Eat the soup. There is a mayonnaise bank nearby. I sit and eat without touching anyone and suddenly I hear what a whisper, listen and understand what a bank with mayonnaise is whispering!
Checked for date: valid until 25 December 2007!! to
He tried to talk to me!!! to

I’ll go out with my boyfriend tomorrow, can I?
Through the teeth: You can.
Can I take your camera and take a picture?
Boy: And don’t give it money – so that it will take you somewhere?! to

Q: Did you have funny situations in bed?
For example: Heat and bodies begin to produce "pucks" sounds.
Sometimes I laugh so much that I don’t know before.

UUU: Cases, cases... Coughed somehow not in time - my son is almost 10 years old...

I go to the subway and listen to the play. In the "China-City" there is room for a girl about my size, but a grandma of absolutely immense size begins to roll into it. And at one point, she shakes so unsuccessfully that in the corner of the bag, she pulls my headphones out of the player. The player, of course, moves to the dynamic mode, and the dynamic is quite loud.
And everything would be nothing if at this moment the player had not released the final phrase of the song "chimera" "karma of the world":
Hudei, Hudei, Hudei and Hudei!...

Is there a white man in the hole?
White is not bad.
1 Why?
If she comes to drink a lot, I saw
1-No, white is good and, by the way, tasty, her meat smells like cedar nuts
Eat Your Own Protein - Nihua Sibe Astral Warrior!

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I’ll go to you today, my dear.
It’s not the window.
Oh shit, you didn’t understand that.
She: Oh, to break your favorite hole, you fucking fuck! I’ve been running after you for 4 months, fucking, and you’re a pedophile creature!! to

I go, I mean, yesterday at 8 a.m. all such a beautiful, with a package of breakfast in one hand and cappuccino in the other, thinking about how beautifully to listen to Tom Wates in the snow, astonished by her genius, all such an exalted, and how fucking in the snow.

For the six-day working week:
Lexa (08:27:51 17/01/2009)
Hey, yesterday my body decided that once five days worked out - it's time to cuddle and not sleep until morning. Two nights before the banquet began. I had to go to the trick: take out half a liter of kefir. While the body found out from the bifidobacteria that they forgot here, the brain skillfully turned off.

NJD: Does Putin know that he is no longer president?

Why should your friend’s girlfriend always have a ugly girlfriend who wants to introduce you?and ( )

I read somewhere that there was money in the USSR with quotes from Marx, Engels and Tolstoy.
yyyy :))
xxx:I want money with quotes from basha
Yyy: Ah, I got my salary, I cried and I cried.

According to the film, a good hero must be able to do three things:

1st to love passionally,

2nd Literally to kill.

Three Living away from normal people.