Dirty hands are better for money.

This story was told to me by a friend. Once he was in the bus next to a guy, as it turned out to be - a pocket man. Next from the words of a friend: I go, here I feel - someone in the pocket of oil. I wasn’t very rich then, and I didn’t have anything in my pocket. I understand that the guy who is in the pocket is standing in the row. He pulled out his pocket and already pulled out his hand. Here I lean to him, show his wallet and ask, “Is this looking for it?” He ate, because it was his wallet. I am a professional wizard.

Why do you need modern medicine, genetic engineering, and nanomedicine when you can just jump into ice water and cross yourself three times?

The difficult and harsh time then was, I had to sit on the couch and think "how to save Russia".
and.

Songs of Year

As a classical French estrade "Shanson" to self-activity, a lesson for the cabbage hopper.

Well, "with a breath" about the French chanson is also unnecessary.

"The genre apache is the most decent.
It is performed by an ordinary serious singer with a pale makeup and a whispering voice.
Mostly on guitar.
The subject is criminal.
She changed. He killed. He was guillotinated.
Poetry is bad in itself.
Music is unique."

N. A. Teffy, 1920 from Paris.

Your #toilet_paper reminded me of a bearded joke:
A Frenchman, a German, and a Georgian asked, “What do you have under your belt?”
F: What I am pleasing to women.
N: What I am pleasing to myself.
G: Below my belt hangs a knife! And what you hang there, I always have!

I always have paper in the sort as well.

Be thriving

Does anyone turn the bottom edge of toilet paper, especially in the winter?

What a tenderness in our poverty. It is easy. I can recall how not so long ago in the bourgeois environment of Victorian England girls were brought up in such a way that they could not in any way experience the pleasure of sex.

Yes, they are enough now, without the parents-idiots, sexologists, psychiatrists and family psychologists would be the poorest people in the world.

What are you going to do on this set in 2.5 months 24 times 8 hours?

Sadists don’t need potatoes, but you’ve got a shovel.

Dmitry and his brother are twins, weighing under a hundred each.

D: The army did not take a postponement for a year

I am overweight?

D: The Military Command stumbled, weights of 8-10 kilograms were twisted that would not have local underweight, and we came... Overweight + pressure

C: XDDD

D: If it wasn’t those 8 kilos, I’d already be in the boots.

Even if the TV channel "Russia" will show an avant-garde melodrama from the lives of the utyugs, then everyone will lose memory, find lost relatives, lie in a coma and get pregnant... get pregnant... get pregnant...

She lived well with her husband. What a widow! <c>

The Mexican Roberto Cabrera is the owner of the largest sex organ in the world (45 cm).He received disability.

According to him, he abandoned cosmetic surgery despite the problems he has with women.

He likes to be famous and he even plans to register his achievement in the Guinness Book of Records. However, the jury refuses to consider the natural data of the 50-year-old Mexican as a record.

A record for you, not a record! c) The Jury

The grandfather of the wife burned yesterday.
He comes in in the evening and gives the keys. The guy made a copy, from his apartment, for any of you lie.
xxx: And we just had a aunt, they with my faithful, began to tell him how young he is and say nothing will happen to him.
XXX: He looks at them and says "Are you stupid? This is for the case if I try myself."

From the comments in JJ:

Why is there a copyright law in Russia? Surprised by Ado!! to
YYY: So the 21st century is already! In many Russian regions, even roads have been paved and electricity has been carried out!

xxx: What did Trump mean when he said ‘we will restore our borders’?? to

yyy: The world government in the secretariat confused the texts, this text for the Russian Federation was.

XXX: It was a shit.
xxx: instead of the agreed thirty - forty-two minors
xxx: instead of one adult for every 5 units of growing organisms - 4 people for the whole crowd + three of us
xxx: by quests we have about half of the children, two of our accompanied + three - theirs
One of us and one of them stay with the rest in space, so that they don’t spread everything there to all the foxes.
XXX: I didn’t answer the phone.
xxx: the first step has passed - "give the second one, or we're in a hurry", and almost in a command tone
We broke a couple of things, the flashing lamp was ripped off with the root, although we told them, of course, over ten times not to break anything.
xxx: even Ira went down from the top in our pharmacy box to dig, because her head began to collapse (but after that there will be at least something but no-shpy, and I am not just about the pharmacy box now)
xxx: at the end are these teachers or who they are there, around the clash, which we have yet to crack, calculate for the accompaniment and material damage, crack again, "because we have them on the 4th block to carry", specified "to Chernobyl?" - offended
XXX: I was told that it was a kind of class they called.

How have you changed, your thoughts are so interesting.
You and I have not been there for a long time...
Have you spoken in the soul?
- how interesting you pronounced "do not chew"

to this:

So get rid of your lazy fatty ass from the comp/bar stand/board sofa and go and dig over these dirty beds to your parents. Nothing will fall from you. You will also improve your health.

Imagine a professional with high qualifications and a good salary.
Could he dig beds? Probably may. But when he does, the value he creates is much lower than when he does his job. It is worse for him (the beds are not paid, and time and effort are wasted, at the expense of rest, which is necessary for productive work), the parents (instead of communicating with them, he is in beds), and the economy as a whole, because GDP decreases. And health can not be repaired with a splash, but to ruin it - once splash.

On the forum, the discussion of children's names turned into another "there are normal names in our generation, in the class three Sasha, four Masha and three Natasha, as a rare name - one Marina, and now Eliseev and Gordeev were skilled!".