Third course of university. There is an essay, in the auditorium, a lecturer and a person of 6 students - sitting on different parties preparing to answer the ticket, there is a dead silence. Here from the last part is heard:"Eh, and now would have already returned from the army..." And a breath of disappointment.

Hello you midnight guys! I think we had a case at school today, so I’ll tell you.
Go on the fucking little fool! Fuck the students! What kind of stuff did you tell you about IRC?! to
XXX: Go to the fuck, I am a teacher! The horse is pale!
ZZZ: I am...

My scientific director, an academic, being very unspirited, after a meeting of some ordinary council calls me to himself:
How much do you know about ancient philosophers?
-- Nnu... a man 10-15 Greeks and 5-10 Romans, maybe I will name (I, of course, in a statement from the question)
In the Dark Age?
Well, there, in general, more, these theologians...
How much fucking?
The man 20...
What about Revival and Enlightenment?
and 30+
Great, and the new time there?
Well, there is a lot of very...
How much more, has it all been done?
Noah, a man of 100.
-- And now imagine that we have a puppy faculty, which each puppy year produces 120 people, in whom in the diploma is written "philosopher"!!!!! to

I hate getting up in the morning. I generally believe that there are only two things to wake up in the morning: the penis and the sun.

You are in contact 7.
This is what?
- large such a dating site masked under the database of FSB

Atikva
How about success on the Malar Front?

Felis
The color of blade is called wild slive.
Judging by the color on my hair, it’s pretty much a home beetle.

Link to:
Christmas is coming, can you guess?
Send me 1 word of: 1) Sex 2) Love 3) Separation 4) Meeting 5) Unexpected luck 6) Kiss 7) Success 8) Unreal wealth 9) New Car 10) Apartment And send it to everyone! If you return three identical words, it will happen.
by Din:
Write a code fragment in the assembler language without using the transition instructions for the following condition: if (b < a) a = b.
I passed this task on to everyone I knew. Those who do not decide will suffer great sorrow.
Link to:
You are evil.

One is AHA. At that time, the day of the lander was... a full pipet!
2nd one! Think about Israel. There, women’s battalions have their own professional holiday as well.
One is shit! Really is!
2: and I was still watching in the box that they did not break up with the machine all day round.
1: fucking... drunk women with machine guns... well... something I like our drunk desanters more.

He created 15 falls, called 1,2,3...15!! I put it on the desk in a square!! I’m playing in petals!! comes a message from the boss on radmin: how to make yourself confused afterwards? ))))

Why don’t I like oculists? The first dialogue:
and sit down. Their vision?
- 9 to 9.5
Take off your glasses. Read the first line.
So I want to read the memory of the SBB... And in the rounded eyes to issue the MNC...

Angel is
You can write in your words what it is.
Angel is
by SHI
vbabaev
Unit of Shay

Serge(c) Who wants to test the new module?
Max tested best.
(m) No, I refuse to test Seregina’s modules because he’s offended every time you find mistakes.
This is because you make stupid mistakes.

Doyle: There are 50 minutes left to work...and two more days...and a lifetime left.

Kate (13:18:57 17/01/2008)
I also cook myself.
Genghis (13:19:09 17/01/2008)
Do you cook deliciously?
Kate (13:19:22 17/01/2008)
very...
Genghis (13:19:31 17/01/2008)
What is your breast size?
Kate (13:19:50 17/01/2008)
The third...
Genghis (13:20:40 17/01/2008)
You are simply gold.

Picture on the street.
Grandmother is God’s adouvanchiki...(b) goes the seeds bite, the dog is running nearby...
It is suitable for... (m)
M: If I see you walking here with my dog without a pocket and a socket, I’ll punish you.
B: First you don’t bother me, put the dog in the shit!!!...and in the second, put urns here, determine a place where I will walk, and bring two witnesses if something is wrong... and so far, you went to NAH@Y!!!! to

xxx have you heard? Scientists from Venezuela have found traces of the existence of an ancient hamster weighing 1 ton
YYY: O_o and HYYYY. Although if you think, in ancient times there was a rich vegetation, there were no problems with grass and they had something to eat.
Zzz: this scientists had no problems with the grass.

There is such a university in the government - VGUES. There is a teacher in that university named Boris Konstantinovich Vasilyev, abbreviated BCV, who is remembered for many years even after graduation from the university. What is this uncle remarkable? He finally got his roof. Uncle writes on the assembler of progi like a book, there is an opinion that he thinks of him. He’s 60 years old, he’s like Bill Gates, he’s a finite Linuxide, he’s got two plush pinguin toys named Lonia Tucks and Maria Tucks, and he’s married them and speaks of them as living beings in full seriousness. At the same time, he takes the exams with these penguins. Seriously, we passed the exam to Lena Tux... BCV for 60 years forgot more than the whole universe knew together, but at the same time it is not possible to scratch something meaningful out of it. He strikes so hard that sometimes you don't know if he's serious or if he's serious.
Why am I writing this? Then, for some to see that there is nothing to come up with - the world around us, and the real world is much cooler than anything you can think of.

Judging by your faint faces, you’re a little surprised.

I told you not to leave important documents near the key. There will be traces of the circle.

Dead Boy
Dating site: girl
Moscow
Age of: 20
Sign of the Zodiac: Aquarius
Height of cm: 1,56
Weight in kg: 45

Is it a channeling facility?