N: The tax authority calculated a tax deficit of 53 thousand rubles.
I came to Sberkassa to pay this tax - and they refused to take: see if the amount exceeds the limit and falls under the law on money laundering.
the game (22:49:33 5/09/2008)
Do you have a normal old man?
CRazYRraBbitT (22:49:52 5/09/2008)
You are ideal.
CRazYRraBbitT (22:49:57 5/09/2008)
He is not)
the game (22:50:23 5/09/2008)
We have a body. Noah has already agreed with her about missing classes.
CRazYRraBbitT (22:50:46 5/09/2008)
Have you built your eyes?
the game (22:51:09 5/09/2008)
type of that. Although I am not a master of eye building and the like. I seem to have agreed.
CRazYRraBbitT (22:51:35 5/09/2008)
You do not need to be on your face (norma)
CRazYRraBbitT (22:51:52 5/09/2008)
What told her?
the game (22:52:14 5/09/2008)
What kind of if she passed me, I broke her hands XD
CRazYRraBbitT (22:52:29 5/09/2008)
You are a gentleman :D
My mom and daddy have been living for 17 years - there is no time to get to Zack. The brothers were seven years old.
We dined yesterday, the little one doesn't want to eat soup - the whole family coveted and so on. In the end, the mother lacks patience - insulted the little one. The man in tears to father: why did he marry a bad mother? I could not live a little at first, look at it - suddenly you will not like it!
Mom is in shock sitting next to him: so he still looks.
I could not eat any more :)
Review of "The Return of the Musketeers"
I would be interested to find out how the advertising of juices, coffee and other laundry powders was included in this film. (Well, it can’t be constant without that!)
Whoever goes to see, let me know.
NN – It’s very simple:
1st Everyone knows that the guard of the cardinal always wore shirts - a small change of colors in the shirts - voila, Bilayna's advertisement.
2nd The D'Artagnan horse is known as Camry, the full name of Toyota Camry. During the course of the film, this fact is mentioned more than 9000 times... By the way, after hitting a full jump in a tree, the hero remains unharmed.
Three From the school program, it is known that the most famous food store in France is the Old Mill, under the same name is produced and the most famous French El.
You may not write to me anymore.
May is a shit for you!
I have a lot more...roof.
The game:?
chikhychy: knocked on the head in the aska... there was an anti-spam bot... chel clearly creatively approached this.
Welcome to the Anti-Spam bot. If you want to talk to me, please answer the following simple question. What is the meaning of life?
Sex treats absolutely all diseases.
He is: True? Probably very venereal.
From the news:
Russian aircraft unnoticedly flew to the US Navy aircraft carrier "Kitty Hawk" and photographed it in all poses.
I work as a laboratory in the department. Now I sit, the teacher at the first course takes the exam on software hardware. The subject of information protection.
What if you get spam?
I will remove him.
Remove it immediately?
and immediately.
is exactly?
and exactly.
Will you not open?
I will not.
Do you never read spam?
and no.
If it’s boring, you’ll probably read it.
I will not.
And why?
It is not interesting.
How do you know what’s not interesting if you haven’t read it?
– to?! to
After half an hour of questions...
Have you opened the system?
and no.
And why?
There was no need.
We would come home and do it before going to bed.
Why Why?! to
When you’re nervous, how do you relax?
I slowly breathe and exhale.
You can also use the system block.
I always sleep at lectures, then before the session I take a friend to rewrite...
I sit down, clap a conspect on the theory of probability.
Let n independent tests be carried out, in each of which the likelihood of appearance, by the way, some here, and then - revealed! - they will notice that instead of a piece of lecture, something is written, and it will be embarrassing to ask, and where the normal lecture and the lecture will continue, just the pre-ed went out, and I decided to write a message to you in the future, events A is equal to p"
I’ll give her a candy tomorrow for a good mood.)
He came drunk to sleep and fell
She pulled off his pants and accidentally with the cowards.
He looks, and he has the whole member in gloss.
Shortly she called his brilliant member-)))
Where do you come from? ?
He dressed the tree.
Roma RS: Hello come!! to
XeaL Storm: Not in that Window
Sooner or later, luck will smile to you, but in time.
Why did Georg Otz not sing “The Demon” in Kazan Opera?
There was a singer in our country, who was really loved by everyone:
and old and young, and whatever he sings (popular song, opera,
classics – everything was wonderful in this highest culture
The artist).
He went to the Kazan Opera to sing Rubinstein’s Demon. by V
The first act of this opera is on the scene "fight in heaven" for the soul of Tamara.
“She suffered and loved, and heaven had mercy on her.”
and Lermontov.
On the top of a rock stands, with his hands crossed, a black Demon (Georg Otis), and
On the top of another rock is an angel shining in white clothes and wings.
Everyone claims, “She will be mine,” the orchestra bounces, the passions boil, and
between the rocks flying little angels (their work scenes are
Start from different sides to ride on small wheels on the invisible.
Half the trousers.
Suddenly, an angel’s wheel jumped off. Others all
They fly, and this hangs still, and still under the corner. The spectators, of course,
They see and laugh. The brigadier of the workers, of course, began to lead
The rescue work. It could end safely when
The composer Rubinstein would not have written in his opera in this place.
for the whole orchestra a long general break is when suddenly
There is complete silence in the theater, no one plays or sings.
And in this sudden, sudden silence all
They hear the brigadier’s exhausting scream: “Who... are you looking there? Push him
A bowl in j.pu!“!”
Demon (George Otis) tears from his rock, went to change clothes and makeup.
He went to Tallinn. The opera was performed by a local singer.
Vladimir D.
by Gazprom:
We have gas in the apartment. And with you?
The Oil:
We have a gas pipeline. Here is...
of Bulgaria:
The fire has been extinguished, this time...
The truck brought wood - it is two...
by Putin:
From our window.
The Red Square is visible.
by Tymoshenko:
In our window.
A cat walks on the tube.
Yushchenko, Tymoshenko and Dubina:
We went to Brussels.
There is such an ecstasy...
Everybody talks about blue.
The red green gas.
Whoever was sitting on the cradle,
Who sings songs on ski...
Vitya sang, Vovan remained silent, Piebalgs bowed right.
It was evening, there was nothing to do.
Prehistory: We have a housewife, Tanyuša, she is 25 years old. The girl loves to walk, so at home sometimes does not sleep, before it calls and warns her mother that the doors for the night can be closed, she will not be. Blonde inside and outside.
In fact, the story - I sit in the kitchen, mother comes and says - called Tanya, said that she left the phone at home and asked to turn it off, so that no one would call her at night.
I get up on the machine and go to her room to look for the phone. Mother comes, we look together, we do not find.
And then I get a fuzzy thought – I ask mom – mom, and from what number did Tanya call you? From whom, from whom, from whom?
and pause.
and RJC.
K to:
Interestingly, I am the only one who, when I see a quotation on the topic of errors, check the distance between the confused letters on the keyboard, and if they are far from each other, with the thought of "thinking" I put a minus?
You are not alone! A lot of us!
and make another button "Hide quotes about Ukraine" ;-)
Daddy and Daddy hang the lighthouse, you have to make the legs.
WOW why?
When asked if she would fall, the grandfather replied "Normal"
WOW : and?
He has already said his "Normal" twice in my memory. The first time I failed in the lawn in the winter together with the saucers, and in the second time its current shortened.
Welcome to Hello!
Rox: Ah, hello to you!
Half an hour of acquaintance.
What about work?!! to
RoX: Well I don’t know...I didn’t think so far
So far it is :(
Tagged: goodbye
RoX: O_o
Stupid blonde: So you’re not going?
The Blonde: Yahoo
RoX: O_O
The idiot: What does that mean?!! to