I recently bought jeans, and there was an action - "everyone who bought a dish a gift".....the seller gives me a disk....the first thought arose: "Driver?"..=)

42: But here I was when I watched my first movie about the global catastrophe, “After Morning,” what was the water?
How many Linux servers will still work and work even without suspicion that they are no longer needed :(

She
When I see you, my heart starts beating faster... every time I close my eyes... I see you... and only you... what’s wrong with me?
He is
I dare to hope that this love is my queen.Because I am not my own without you.Every day I live without you brings me indescribable suffering.
She
Oh, the damn...
He is
Oh the Sunderland.
She
Without you, you give me the meaning of life every day.
He is
I can’t imagine my days without you, you are my life.
She
Well, why does fate play its wicked jokes... and you are my strike now so far from me...
He is
Remove your ass from the chair and walk a couple of entrances.

If all the rumors were true, webmasters would have an uninterrupted intimate life.

I watch American movies. There, the type of guy is fired and the employees say goodbye to it. Everything says he is a good worker.
What would we do without you, Dick?
-"Get a girl"
Fuck, who did he work for?

sn00ch1

Yesterday I watched a picture in the store of communications and discs:
A man stands, looks at the discs (looking for a long time, because he drank decently), then gives the seller:
- You can buy the disc, the son asked.
What a disc?
- Oh, I will remember (I will take my head) - he gives - "Stand and roll"!
The Seller: What?
- Well the disc is called "Stand and roll"... oh! ... no, somehow... "Let’s lie and blues"... yes, in my opinion, so... - Burovit about himself: - Lie and blues... no.. run and rock.. oh... no, fuck how he... rrrr! I will call my son!
He gets the pipe, ticking his index finger on the buttons (like by the sensor and not bringing the phone to the ear, turns on a loud communication and waits - go swings... the son takes the pipe, and then follows a dialogue, after which the whole store just lay (and I included)!
What is the name of this dish, fucking?? to
by CD-RW
Sidi and Rwi!! to

Vad: We thought here and believe that the runners should take responsibility for the show "Rambo IV" on the territory of the xUSSR - to release a film with the quality of a ripped video cassette, with a contrasting color, with a floating place of sound and most importantly - a one-headed disgusting translation of Volodarsky!

Tolstoy
I hear the end is near.

nick
The light?

Tolstoy
Masha

XXX is
My mom came and gave me a portion of a mandarine.
Well, I pull him into my mouth, and then I look at the hair on it, I began to shoot, I look not alone, I looked up and he was all dirty like from the floor.
YYYY
You have a good mom!
XXX is
I ask her if you’ve robbed her, she’s – ha ha.
I - and what did not wash, she - I thought you't notice
I’m just under the table, I have the most caring parents.
YYYY
I did not risk myself. and ?

THEFENIXX :
A matan to learn well under black, better symphony.
And in general, the Matan contains elements of primary evil, which are often sung in black, here is the resonance of music and material, and hence the easier perception.

He: Will you go for me?
She: Hm...
It is: Early
See also: Penguin

As usual, you don’t even call me.
2: There was no time, yesterday the man came to visit
1 – Yesterday
2 - Yesterday by Alla
1: and the outcome?
The posture was different :P

Announcement of sale of the car:
The car is partially disassembled, on the go! all the parts are, in principle it is almost assembled!!!!!!!! to

Today in the metro.
I sit on the bench and the train arrives. A guy with a keyboard and a monitor (without a box) comes out and goes to the transition. 2 guys (seated next to them): emm... wondering where did he hide the sysblock??...
The guy who heard them: BLUE!!! He runs into the closing doors of the train.

I came to the country, I think I will go to the sartre on the street, I am sitting there, and I decided to explore a new navigation software, meaning I will include it as a satellite connection installed! The neighbors laughed. but I have done my business well and I turn off the navigator and at this time I go out and he is so again as if the communication with satellites is lost))) Neighbors almost did not break the gut

<Guest5149> Local
<Guest5149> can you advise me on acoustic systems please?
<shiva1> Two columns are better than one. The next!

From the city chat:
An erection receives a warning: incorrect nick.
...
Erektion says goodbye to us and goes away!

Strangely, the humor of Basha is cynical, with matyugs... And in the first place in the rating is still a quote about love.

These foolish Americans did not fly to the moon, a stranger was flying on it, I watched the cartoon.

L&M
Do you remember two twin sisters in a parallel class? The girl is a lace and her sister who was always dressed like a prostitute??? Here is this prostitute studying at the Faculty of Physics and Technology, Department - Destruction of Mountains by EXPLOSION!!!!! to

Zoya
How could a cabinet be called like that?“Well, it’s just the destruction of the mountain ranges, no, it’s the explosion... It’s how each department can be called: accounting calculation by a computer, solving legal affairs by the brain, secretary assistance to the boss by a junk.