The lesson.
The pedestrian is always right.
Voice from the Class: Even in the Morga...

SIN (Yuri): When I was laid the net, young people stretched the cable and stretched it through the back of the neighbor’s child’s sane.
And now I have to do something with the cable.)
SIN (Yuri): Pasha promised to come on the weekend, but it went as usual
Sergey Drozd: gesture... about sandals ))
WyCraSH: FlyNet installers are so tough that even saucers connect!

Belka: I came from work yesterday, included regional news. In the Irkutsk region in the last two days burned (!) and two (!) The Fire Parts!!!And then"

Fuck...I applaud standing in our country.

Alexander is
It is not about the size of the breasts, but whether they are at hand! and c)
Natalia
Yes well?
Alexander is
He touched his breast and cried

Cordesius: The cat pressed his cold nose to my forehead and cried.

From the discussion in the diary:

The drawings of Salvador Dali were used in the design of the service.
Question: Are there other examples of the use of works of any artists in decorative and applied art?

WOW: Yes, Malevich pixels are a lot where used

They are no worse than the military. Dialogue in a large IT company:
Where are our men?
The client vaseline from the morning.

Translation of:
Where are the staff of Sam? Software Asset Management (Software Asset Management)
Baseline survey on the part of the employer. (Primary preparation for further work)

XXX (0033): I went to make tea. All such a quiet, invisible and flameless theft in the apartment does not wake the dad.
He sleeps very sensitively and then sits on me with a mat while I sit behind a comp.
All of this is going through the corridor in light conditions - and sound masking, almost, almost completed my mission!
passing under his door I remember your "you sho, the green on the pedda shed?" and...
How to burn like cognac for tea on a new white blanket, by the open door of the closet, the fifth in a tea blanket spread on a linoleum to fuck it.

A commentary on the rare film of 1925:
Chinese as needed. As a friend of mine said when I saw it: “I’m especially pleased that all these people have been dead for a long time.”

A relative told me. She was in the seventh month of pregnancy. She goes to a colleague at work. She has a 4-year-old daughter who is very speaking. She looks so closely at her aunt’s stomach and asks – and what’s there. Her mother is a baby. The daughter is surprised: "what, does he take him to work with him?and "

Yesterday I got my old keyboard..started only the English letter S...
I am so happy ?
HH: This is exactly...

Yoshik: I suddenly realized that I had not used the CD-ROM of the computer for 3 years

XXX is Hi. How to recover data from a non-working phone Sony Ericsson Z555?
YYY: How do I get the body to testify?

My first dog my dad bought me in the subway as a Japanese chin. The chin from it, indeed, did not grow up, but I learned about it much later. The picture - the summer after the first class; Ulyanovsk, where I was sent for the summer to my grandmothers; the respected grandmother in the city - the chief traumatologist and deputy - walks me and Repeika on the Middle Vence. The same respectable people (the very center of the city) walk their grandchildren there. Natasha, how you grew in a year! What is your dog’s name? I firmly remembered that Japanese, and the second word of 3 letters on Buku "X". It seemed like this was the word I got in the school on the wall... Well, and sounded. It all depends on gentle age and naivety.

He worked as an electrician. I had to make lighting in the garage basement. We came to the basement on Friday night and brought everything we needed for work. Cable, lamps, and 36V lamp box. When they left, they closed into their castle. I came to work on Monday morning. The castle is in place, and the lights have their feet made. As usual, no one knows or has seen anything. I had to go back to the warehouse and get another box of bulbs.
The laughter began later. A car mechanic came to us. He wanted to ask something, but was embarrassed. He comes, sits, talks a little and leaves. Sometimes he just sits. And at one moment it happened. He says: "Men, what is a shit? I spin the light bulb, and it is baked - and it burns, and the cane becomes white? Already a dozen changed - the same stuff." Here we hit him, forced the bulbs back and covered the lawn so that the bosses did not know anything. They sat well then. ;)

On the website review about VAZ Oka in the reliability section:
And because of the prolonged operation from time to time in the rear brakes (with a slight wear of the brake drum) on the move falls the brake spread bar of the handle if it is forgotten to pull and messes everything around.
And at the end of the review: The impressions are colossal.

xxx: When I enter the entrance, the neighbor's cat runs with me all the time and first of all he hits the battery.
YYY: You are a fool. He warms the eggs.

I go with my son (3 years) on the market in Stuttgart, here out of the corner comes a company of Chinese students. The son in exultation shouts:
“Mommy, Mommy, look at Jackie’s coming!

Porsche Cayenne in the hands of the offspring is much more convincing than the plaque - My Dad is a thief!

United States in 1969. The leading talk show calls the famous writer Penelope
Ash is the author of a sumptuous bestseller. The orchestra plays romantic music, on the stage appears... a wreath of cloudy men.

This story began with a party where drunken journalist McGrady claimed that readers' tastes were ruined definitively that they could.
To “draw” absolutely anything. After shaking, he did not give up his words and decided to prove them in deeds. McGrady ordered a group of his colleagues to write a chapter, which he then blinded into the book. There were two conditions: to write as badly as possible, and not to be embarrassed with bed scenes.
Some chapters had to be reworked because their quality was not disgusting enough. Naked Came the Stranger
(The stranger came naked), released with the image of a naked woman on the cover.

The KPD and the strawberry worked for all 100. Written in a terrible language and different styles, the book was sold out. It entered the list of bestsellers and earned the praise of critics. They wrote that the book is “smart, written with taste, gives an opportunity to look at the relationship between men and women in a new way.” Some of them compared the author with Apdaick. Soon even the mystificators became uncomfortable for the success of their "masterpiece." They admitted to cheating in live broadcasts, after which sales... grew even more. Everyone has earned a decent money. They were persuaded to write a continuation, and subsequently a very frank film with the same name was filmed on the book.