The conversation between two taxi drivers:
One hundred and seventh, what do you have with the suspension there? I’m two minutes away, how are you?
2nd I did not understand myself, it was trembling capital.Do like everyone else, listen.
1st Yes, the snow does its job.Nickerta is not visible.
The manager intervenes:
Rush in private.
1 What?
2 where?
HHH
What is good? Where is Ibla?
Svitty
Where there is no electricity
Yesterday in the pharmacy condoms bought "with additional stimulation".
Is it how? Supportive of anything?? to
<XPEH> dr_nostradamus: I can answer in brain plants there is no)
<dr_nostradamus> Xpeh: Do not fall
No, I understand it all, but when my seven-year-old daughter woke me up at four a.m. on Monday morning, I jumped around the bed with a joyful shout: “Mom, look at the clock at 4:04!”
I recently tested my IQ. I got 156. I didn’t believe, I went on. The site has 152. Milla, so smart, and in life I do a full hernia...
2 to 156? Okay, so what if we forget the day?
1: This is what I am talking about...
Why do you have a girl who will repair the computer herself? Then you will have to make yourself a mine.
How did you never celebrate?
XXX: Did you not mention DR?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I drink the juice and enough.
You will be healthy, you will live long.
XXX: Until you have to shoot
YYY: I love the people
Kennedy loved it too.
YYY: I don’t like the course of your thought.
A friend told me yesterday that she has a four-year-old son. I saw the advertisement "Alien vs Predator" and asks to buy a disc with a movie to watch. No excuses can be given that, say, scary and disc license road, etc. I want, I say, and that’s all. Okay, she bought him a Stranger-4, he began to watch. He tightly held for 20 minutes, then switched off the film and said in a serious voice: "Mommy! Don’t leave this disc and don’t give it to anyone. I’ll be a little older and I’ll definitely watch the movie. It is so terrible!"
We sit with the whole family on Sunday and have breakfast. On the radio broadcasts Elena Malysheva with her program "Health". We didn’t have time to turn it off in time.
We hear the following: “Today we’re going to talk about climax. A woman in her fifty years was believed to be an old woman. Remember what Pushkin had in the fairy tale of "Fisherman and Fish" - "They lived 30 years and three years." That is, if a girl married at fifteen, then in thirty-three years she is not as old as she should be, this old lady! And she is evil because she had... vaginal dryness!”
The father dropped a spoon in the borst. Blind, he says, lived for so many years, and did not know why in the fairy tale, the whole cheese bar burned.
Today I was stunned to watch the news on the first, to find out at least once NOT from the internet, what is happening in the world.
According to the version of the first channel, in the world is created exclusively Dmitry Medvedev.
The multiplayer universe of World of Warcraft was the cause of another sad incident: a seventeen-year-old game fan from China set his classmate on fire right in the courtyard of the school, pretending to be a "fire magician".
Better ice that guy knocked:))) Not so badly would he hurt
The second one is not a palladium.
And the second look played in the Sims, not in Varka.
1: "Yesterday I noticed that the cat by the command: "Kubble!!!" automatically cancels the last movement in space)"(c)
XXX: A sweet cat comes to us. Welcome to!
2 of Kabbalah!! to
2 and)))
MINSKSEX: A loving cat leaves without saying goodbye.
2: 1> see it works )
1st: Patchwork
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When you hit your head on the key, what letters do you print?
Lawyer of the Devil
Enarpoid
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rngon
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You have a broader forehead.
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What do you do when you hit your right cheek?
Lawyer of the Devil
NGRP
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Titanium Sh
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Have you tried printing in language? I wrote this word in language.
Lawyer of the Devil
No sorry
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And the nose? Try it, fun
Lawyer of the Devil
The soldiers went there, and it was really fun.
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I will not advise you fucking.
<Kosh> Someone with the boss was lucky :)
<ACE@work> How is it?
<Kosh> Well not a bad man in general)
<Kosh> Humor in general at the height)
<Kosh> Yesterday in the negotiating room thoughtlessly used under the table plug to pull out, and not Neku sent, which is typical for directors
<Kosha> And here comes the manager Natalia
<Course> Oh! Valery Mikhailovich, I found you!
<Kosh> And he is from under the table: Fuck! I thought I was hiding well.
This dialogue was observed in the meeting:
<he> do you love me?
<he> and
<he> are you smart?
<he> and
<he> are you good?
<he> and
<on> are we going to go?
<he> and
<he> what is true?
<he> and
<he> fuck no, I can’t do that.
(c) Wild_Spy
Cerbery
You can explain to me what hero the boxers always have with wins and 1-2 losses...who are they winning all the time that they never lose?
Could they beat the Tajiks in the market?
fucking
Oh, and 1-2 defeats, it is when they accidentally hit grandmother Masha, who came for the potatoes.
She: Okay, I’ll just disappear, do you want?
Do you want me to call?
The channels are broken, and between us
A very thin thread.
You will not be filmed with us.
Films on your mobile
Gothic
Their grief...
He is: Beautiful.
It’s Timothy – Don’t get mad.
He: I was hot.
I have a SMS.
Mish, I can’t live in uncertainty anymore, tell me something, we don’t see you for 3 weeks, it’s a shit or what?
I was hit here in Ashka.
You may be called Ruslan.
XStalkerX: Ahuet) I did not guess)))))
Isq: Don’t get married, but how?
XStalkerX: 1) I am a programmer.
2) I have a girlfriend.
I’m not going to stop dating her or change her in any way.
Will we continue to communicate?
Isq: Let’s, I’m a lawyer, married for 3 years, I communicate because it’s boring, and I don’t care that you have a girlfriend. What will we communicate?
XStalkerX: 1:1