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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №93266
 31.01.2014
Kim Jong-un's aunt has fled from execution to Europe:
“I’m Charlie’s aunt from Brazil... no, no. I’m a Aunt Yun from Korea, where there’s a very, very wild Abyss in power!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №93265
 31.01.2014
xxx: familiar with cyberbullying, trolling and posting video beatings on Youtube, youth already knows a lot about privacy
xxx: first read as a cyberbullying
YYY: Is it on the internet and with the truck?
"Milok, give up iPhishnik, grandmother old, grandmother proxy is needed" =)))
xxx is
XXX: Take Grandma through the firewall

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93264
 31.01.2014
Well, you sometimes help people find books and movies, so I decided to ask.
In some old magazine there was a story about astronauts flying somewhere on a jump engine. They were lost, decided to constantly jump in one direction. Over time, all the stars disappeared, then they saw one, bright. began to move towards her. Then they saw that it was the huge size of a candle.
_____
Does anyone know the name of the story and the author?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №93263
 31.01.2014
If logic tells you that something is better not to do, but your intuition tells you that everything is okay, what will you do?
I will rely on logic.
xxx: and if you want to do that, you can get logic and trust "self"?
YYY: Sometimes I just feel like I can’t trust myself because I’m an interested person.
This is what schizophrenics think.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93262
 31.01.2014
xxx: Oh god I switched the interface in Skype to Arabic
How to get it all back!!! to
Send a SMS to the number.)
zzz click on إعدادات
yyy: الله أكبر
YYY: Do not press
You will explode something.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93261
 31.01.2014
From the article on the website of OREC (Rough Economists)
Loneliness can be considered a problem of women, above all, the elderly, emphasized the expert. The distribution of single people over the age of 65 looks like this: almost half (48.8%) - women, men - only 18.2%.

(Who are the remaining 33% of single elderly Russians, a mystery...)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93260
 31.01.2014
A bag of python for 3 million The rub. They were kidnapped from a secular lion in one of the sleeping areas of Moscow. Question: How did she get into the bedroom?

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93259
 31.01.2014
Snake: I never understood people with iPhones
Snake: So if I had an iPhone instead of an Android phone, I might have stopped understanding people with Androids.
Alex:..I have a Nokia 3310 and it seems I will soon stop understanding most of humanity

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №93258
 31.01.2014
to this:

My son was removed in September! From First Class! For the behavior!
I studied for only four days, I was called and told that they did not intend to tolerate this, he calls the teacher a fox and breaks the lessons.
The husband went to talk to the teacher. I met this cow with Yaga near school!He talked, and then promised me to explain to the child the difference between a fox and a bitch.
I barely answered, we agreed to buy a baby ice cream and go to a private school. I’m studying there now and it’s fine.

In general, the killing is the parents who have a child (if you can call it a child), a teacher (not to mention just an adult) at 7 years of age. With such stakes, it is there, your beast and place!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №93257
 30.01.2014
Bob Bob: Where did the snowmen go?
Bob Bob: I haven’t seen them since childhood.
Reiii: they mimicred in the pigeons
Reiii: or tea
Reiii: It is best to mimic in the duck.
Average behavior of citizens:
Look at it! The Snow!
Look at it! The Duck! Let us feed!
Tagged: Agree
Tatiana: There is snow, I have seen it
Rea is feeding?
by Tatiana: No
Reiii: wooooot

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №93256
 30.01.2014
I take my 4 year old daughter from the kindergarten.

Do you know what toys are in the garden?
What is?
Just don’t laugh.
MM is OK.
Buttons on the computer.

and ?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №93255
 30.01.2014
Comments to the news about the increase in Internet traffic by 4pda.
I spend 45 gigabytes a month.
YYY: The Aztec Trachun!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №93254
 30.01.2014
This is:
to this:
Hind: I remember going to school at 46.
Hind: because classes were cancelled only at -48
(Chuk originated from Siberia)
Classes are cancelled in the 5th snow. Yalta Crimea

I came from the Yakut village.
I remember coming to school, and it was closed because 54 classes were cancelled, I had to go home.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №93253
 30.01.2014
News: Yanukovych is sick - and is in hospital.
The commentary: Shirt! Have you heard Yanukovych’s last speech? Do not please me. Sho, is it the last?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №93252
 30.01.2014
What do you understand about sex if you don’t even know how to hurt your pleura during your first wedding night? This is exactly what I wrote about Hanks. "Girls" with a child"

- Get away from the girl, she is writing everything right - in her first wedding night in her mouth up to the lungs inserted, here "pleur" and damaged. Envy the silence, Mohammad.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №93251
 30.01.2014
Woke up very early. I sat in the car and looked at people. I often checked if the doors were closed.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93250
 30.01.2014
Ethereal: 10 minutes of a neighbor on the wire dragged until this fool remembered that the battery is at home

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №93249
 30.01.2014
The girl with the border :-)
What do you understand about sex if you don’t even know how to hurt your pleura during your first wedding night? This is what I have written about."

I think it’s trolling and trolling, but I want to buy :-)

I’m 22, I’m a loser and a virgin, and I don’t understand anything about sex. How to damage the pleura? There are a lot of instructions. What about pleura? Shake so that the chest is broken?? to

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93248
 30.01.2014
My son was removed in September. From First Class! For the behavior!
I studied for only four days, I was called and told that they did not intend to tolerate this, he calls the teacher a fox and breaks the lessons.
The husband went to talk to the teacher. I met this cow with Yaga near school!He talked, and then promised me to explain to the child the difference between a fox and a bitch.
I barely answered, we agreed to buy a baby ice cream and go to a private school. I’m studying there now and it’s fine.

First of all, don’t lie. Students of 1st grade cannot be removed from school. There is no such law. Secondly. If it is with permission to say "the child" allows himself in the first class to call the teacher a fox, then this fox is really not a place among normal children, go to the private, there for your grandmothers will kiss him in the ass, but they will not teach anything, but this is already the tenth thing (worked in a private school, I know what I am talking about). And thirdly, what the teacher does after classes, drinks Yaga, dances hip-hop in a club, sleeps with the director - you, by the way, are not concerned. If I were in her place, I would have talked to such children and their parents as well.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №93247
 30.01.2014
to this:
In an alternative universe, for example, Homer’s Odyssey, not Sherlock, would be subjected to scrupulous bullying.
In the councils, the original version was taken, where Jason, the leader of the Argonauts, sails after the golden run.
In Greece there is a monument to Jason and Hercules.
Several full-length films were filmed, in which under special effects argonauts fight with the cyclops, stop some army there and so on.
Greece, injured by the fact that they have already removed Odyssey, shoots its version, where Jason, the captain of the Greek Navy, along with the faithful capral Hercules on the atomic submarine Argo sail to look for the gold reserves of the Reich on a map filled with sheep skin.
Later, there is a version where in a distant galaxy...

Maybe it is worth reading Odyssey first, so as not to confuse it with the march of the Argonauts?

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