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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №138327
 30.01.2017
I live in a typical panel house. Hearing is beautiful. The upper neighbor has a busy habit of using the toilet as an office - I don't know, parallel to the main destination or separately. You really enter the room and hear how serious such a voice speaks, how much to buy, who to send on a business trip to the Saratov region... Well, each has his own wonders, of course, although at first it was a bit steep - it seemed that the need was done carefully in the midst of the negotiation.

This miracle of nature once told me to scandalize - to say, I am preventing him from conducting business conversations and discrediting before partners! I had to promise that next time I would hire a peanut and not leave a stone on a stone from his business reputation! I don't know where he's talking now, but I can't hear him in the bathroom.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138326
 30.01.2017
From the Women’s Forum (Orthography preserved):
About two months ago I broke up with a man I loved. He gave me money so I could forget him. Now he is back again. He says that in order for me to clean up, in order to clean up our past relationships and get everything back, I must return the money back.
YYY: Where are those who give money)))))))))) we go out!)
HH: He was a guy. Here I gave.
ZZZ: Who is he now?? to
YYY: Now he wants to do a gender change surgery, but there is no money (
ZZZ: Now it is clear.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138325
 30.01.2017
News about the Cathedral and OMON.

XX: Who are those 30 parishioners for whom the council was pressed off for a time?

See also: OMON! 30 is. XD is

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №138324
 30.01.2017
No, a man should not see your false imitator in any case. My ex-boyfriend got hysterical when he saw that my silicone friend was bigger than his member. Two days later, he shrugged his lips and didn’t talk to me. and competed. He said, I knew you wanted to be big.
I had to buy the same size as my boyfriend.
- And even better - less than a boyfriend, so that on his background feels like Heracles)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138323
 30.01.2017
xxx: Thanks to those who designed the electrical wiring in the old houses and placed a calling socket over the entrance door, we now include routers in these sockets.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138322
 30.01.2017
The funniest vegetarian I’ve ever seen at home. I think friends brought him specifically - to show me, say, look, like you have never seen.
I was not warned in advance about the subtleties of his eating, and therefore quickly instilled him a salad. But the cake could be less vegetarian only if it was a liver cake (ah, there are those too). And so, they were just beetles of beaten egg proteins, lubricated with cream of cow’s oil, fat, like political trolls.
And under the teak, a devoured herbivora advocate suddenly committed an unexpected pirate - it turns out, he eats eggs, milk and butter when they don't look like eggs, milk and butter! That is, eggs and a glass of milk are prohibited, but eggs and milk blenders are for the sweet soul of Ooo.
I forgot to even ask what the name of this perversion is.
Maybe you know who?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №138321
 30.01.2017
The authorities should think of us, not of us.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №138320
 30.01.2017
The home sun

“It doesn’t matter how slowly you move, the main thing is that you don’t stop.”
by Bruce Lee)

I then just returned from the army a few days ago, but I already had time to buy myself the most fashionable jeans of the Pyramids.
In the evening, a friend of Valerko (also in the "Pyramids") jumped to me and called into the video salon for some deficit film, something like "Deadly Karatist", or "Sales police officer strikes back."
My father, accompanying us on the threshold, asked:

Did you go to the cinema at the satellite?
“Pf-f, Dad, the movie is yesterday, we’re in a video salon.
What else is this?
Do you not know? You are giving! In short, you pay a ruble, you enter, you sit down, there is a huge telescope - maybe 60 centimeters of screen. Include in appearance a cool American combatant with translation and everyone is watching. Come with us, you will not regret it.
Dad smiled and said:

“In the year fifty-two or three, a real TV with a water lens was brought to the club. So we also broke the crowds, because no one had seen television live at the time. They also took rubles from the nose, only with old money. Everyone sat down, pushed their heads, watched some news, and as well as you were entirely excited.
“Daddy, well you compared: a black and white telephone with a lens and an American movie in sight.
I do not see any fundamental difference.
How do you not see? You are joking, right?
"Remember my word, progress cannot be stopped, someday in thirty or forty years, and maybe even earlier - these your sights will be in every apartment, look - I don't want to.

Valeria and I evaluated Dad’s sad joke and looked around. Well, where in every house can take a view, if it stands like "Icarus" along with all the passengers?
Closing the door behind us, the father stopped, cried out to us and said:

- By the way, I now remember, once your grandfather Vasya, told how he and the boys, probably in the year of the twelfth or thirteenth, came to a wealthy neighbor. Half a day they were there with him: the straw was carved, the water was pulled, the wood was folded, something else on the farm was messed up, and for this the neighbor brought them into the hallway and showed a miracle - for five minutes he turned on a real electric light.
Vasya after that night did not sleep, dreamed that someday, in many years and in his house will appear his personal home sun.
Now guys, go on now. Good luck to see the lamp.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138319
 30.01.2017
At the doctor’s reception:
Doctor, it hurts me all!
– Well, you’re curled, baby: you don’t have enough money for everything.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138318
 30.01.2017
Local Electrical

"Don’t think of the fuck swallowing in the rosette!
Strike the current – you will die!
When the fucker passes by,
Maybe it’s better to die..."

c) the Internet space.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №138317
 30.01.2017
Indonesia raises export duties on palm oil by six times

Soap and lakes travel in the EU
In Russia, cheese and cream and milk are priced.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138316
 30.01.2017
Drugs of Dreams

My dream of today broke all the records: I dreamed of "stacks". Snowflakes, drops, waves and so on. Volume, alive, absolutely natural. It was possible to change the color, speed and angle. The most peaceful and pleasant sleep in my life.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138315
 30.01.2017
Private clinics are full of doctors and nurses, who take in principle only duty - at night, on weekends, on holidays. and bla bla bla.

Everything would be like that, but private clinics are full where there are full of payable patients. In the poor depressed region - 1-2 private clinics for the wealthy, and the rest are running in the rows for the reception of OMS and do not binge, because there is no money. For the same reason in the province it is very difficult to earn a nurse, nurse, tutor, housewife - there may be a need for services, but there is no money for potential clients.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №138314
 30.01.2017
No one does more for the development of atheism than the RPC with its raiders’ seizures of museums and public buildings!!!! to

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138313
 29.01.2017
In nine years, you can accumulate millions of dohera if you live, eat and dress with your parents.
What do you, as students, do about this nonsense?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138312
 29.01.2017
You are, easier...I have a friend – a pediatrician. She works from 8 to 20 in her clinic on 3 sites, and until 23 she writes all kinds of labours there for insurance companies and military offices...and on Saturday and Sunday she runs for calls in a private hospital, 6 calls a day for 12 thousand, and more - it is impossible to serve, the city is big and no one will be able to shuffle the addresses in one area for her. She has no cars. I spent 10 years in a small family room. But think for yourself, is this life? Anyone would hate this kind of work. So office plankton - you are not working at all, but the advice to give is very good...

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138311
 29.01.2017
What is the difference between a student having a proof base or not? The student knows that the universe was born as a result of the Big Bang, life was born in the ocean and splashed out, dinosaurs were extinct, and from them in the course of evolution happened all the different. To get into this logical line of God simply won’t work.
God made a big explosion and then burned Sodoma and Gomorrah.
zzz: By the way, is it possible that the Big Bang is the result of the divine curtain?
It is not a curtain, but the air of the Lord’s blessings.
WWW: Humanity as a result of the divine exorcism? Not canonically, but behaviorally.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138310
 29.01.2017
iPhone with GIFs, say...
The piple does not hide the essence, the piple hide the form of the supply. Nashri a bunch - no one will eat, but if you take it in a smoking on a lacquer in accompaniment of the orchestra - it will eat, the eyes will shrink from pleasure, and will ask for additional supplements. Or two people – they say essentially the same thing, but the first is stoned, and the second is still praying while alive. The fuck knows why!
This is the merit of apples in the ability to serve competently.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138309
 29.01.2017
XXX: Look at it. The text game
You see a powerful magical artifact "The weapon of literacy". It provides protection proportionate to the analphabetism of the enemy. What will you do
> Wear the armor
Once the armor finds itself on you, it begins to shrink, slowly crushing you.
End of game. You want to start from the last place to save.

Do I do wrong?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №138308
 29.01.2017
And generally speaking on the subject that you just need to stress, work and you will have everything, forget one simple thing, there are not so many highly paid jobs in the country. No more than 1/10. Freelancers and private are also not very helpful in such a situation, because if customers do not have money, then you do not have high earnings. In a country where about 75% of all goods are in 1% of the population (official statistics for the Russian Federation), it is already difficult to earn a piece of bread without pulling out this piece from another person's mouth.

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