A useful advice:
A piece of windsurfing paper, glued to the bottom of the bag or portfolio, will allow you to conveniently pass unnoticed by the hood of the car that interfered with a pedestrian crossing or pavement.

Oh, you goy yeah, red girl, I want to ask for the gold of the bell. Please give me five hundred rubles before the end of Sunday.
Yyy: pleased to help, take a ringing coin and a fragile note, let it bring you great happiness. Let me remind you when you return to your home - bread on the table of fattening and peelings in the freezer, and overseas sauce that mayonnaise is said. I think I should buy shoes, right? Repair while the bag is in your pocket.
XHH: Thank you for the help. The repair will suit, and the shoes are beautiful this your wish...
Yyyy: Holi nice, not a rubber punishment...

What type of blood type do I have?
She: You said something very common. that is. should be 1+, but then, after analysis, it turned out that you were wrong. But you don’t have 4, and you’re definitely positive. It means 2+ or 3+. Maybe three?
She: Probably three because I have two, if you had two, I would remember.
He is: however.

And she proved right. The female logic?

to this:
It’s already 2010, and the cars are still not flying (((
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Fuck him with the cars. Where are the teleports?! to

Trailer of the episode: Erotic. The First Time of Asmira 2

XXX I feel like a shit.
Yyy >xxx: Did you kill Kenny?

I remembered a childhood case:
I was in class 1-2, Matt knew little, or I didn't know at all, I don't remember exactly.
So one day, leaving the school with friends came to us, as I now understand beginners, hoppers with the typical question "Money is?", well, and I honestly answered "no", absolutely friendly, absolutely not suspicious of their intentions.Following naturally followed, as I later found out, the logical continuation:"I find-down ladies?"And, absolutely not understanding the meaning of the pre-last word, I replied what "company" meant.I followed the same phrase, only uttered twice faster.Thus, repeating the procedure about three times I brought the guys to hysterics and criticism "What do you do?"."Who?" naively asked.And I was

to this:
Lovers of beer. Interesting news friends.

Written by mail:
Beer, in the classical sense, will become a rarity. The fact is that the new technical regulation will allow brewers to do without salt. The largest beer companies in Russia, which are controlled by foreign owners, approve the document.

And you do not be aside from the problem, they will be able to do it only with your silent or not entirely consent. Vote with your wallet and stop drinking. After losing your savings, you will return to what you left. What is the weakness of a great and powerful Russian to give up alcohol in defense of his rights? Do not argue, but just take it and think what it means. This means that they are more likely than to drink you, even with a brake fluid... Finally, they are killing us, and we are helping them in this.
There will be no anti-UG, because here and the bearded one time it is time to look in the mirror and understand that he has no tea in the cup for a long time.

XXX is
I called yesterday.
and he, as it later turned out, the headphone does not give a signal in the ear for the call, the conversation is immediately turned on
Well, I have a connection, I hear - it is sneaking somewhere, because the snow is crushing... I heard this, then I say - "Hm, purposefully!"
He was a little bit foolish ? ? ?

YYYY
I sit high, I look far... don’t sit on a penny, don’t eat a cake...

In the evening vodka gives a stunning feeling "phuy", and in the morning no less stunning "nahuy".

by Spring

Gaishnik stopped the boy on the entrance to the city the day after the New Year. Naturally, all the tubes for the check of alcohol had already been spent.But Haishnikov seemed that the guy was drunk and he took him to the stationary post. Following is the following (Haishnik - G Manzik - M):
G - here you have a chicken blow it up, and I smell.
M is OK. Blowing the Kucks
It smells, it smells like nothing smells.
You have a tough job, boss.
Did you serve it yourself?
No, I was not taken into the army.
G is what?
I have tuberculosis.
The haishnik was in shock, the man told him three times, the haishnik joked - he did not believe.

Tag: tell me
BBB: I am going to work. A truck stands and a man 5 diligently carves trees and folds into this truck. I come closer - Gas service o_o
Aaa: It’s going to go.)
bbb: Knowing after the elections in Ukraine will be quite tight with gas ))

Report on local TV. A large chain of supermarkets is conducting another action, the apotheosis of which - the game of VAZ2107.
The reporter’s phrase:
"...the network of supermarkets regularly, for several years, has been playing out this car..."

Clash: So funny in contact the status of a girl and a guy who don’t know each other in the news appeared:
19:02 I hate you!The monster!
19:07 The value of reciprocity...fuck!

From the instructions to figure skates: "After going out on the ice, if you are still in a vertical position, first try to hold onto the board or your companion."

I don’t think I’m getting used to 2009 (

Humility makes a man beautiful.
Yes, it is in this color.)

After the third slice of soup, you begin to realize that something is wrong.

Funny Friday
According to the national geographer, the shash shows American prisoners who are given pants of different colors depending on whether they behaved well or badly.

Shadow2425: Girls are 24. I will do whatever I want for you in real for free! If you are interested, write to the person or aska 55******87 even if I am not online! I look forward to!

Kashico: Will you cover my wallpaper?