3 years ago, I was on an interview at a company in Peter. Now you will not be surprised by talking to HR before an interview with a specialist, and then it was something new for me, but once you need to talk, you need to.



A bit of communication



HR: Hi, I am a HR company, I have held this position for 15 years and have earned the most positive feedback during this time. I work in any environment and am ready to find any candidate for any project with any goals, any abilities, any wishes, hopes and aspirations. I always take care of our employees, I appreciate their personality, I missed another 5 minutes of discovery, I hope we will be friends with you, I see that you are already interested. What can you say about yourself?

I am a developer, architect of the project, I have been doing this for 10 years and have earned the most positive feedback. I work in any conditions, if there are cookies, I take care of the testers, I value their personality,... (here I am interrupted)

HR: It was enough to say “I am a programmer”



HR: Can you go to work tomorrow?

I: No, because I still need to work on my current job.

HR: So you are looking for a job before you quit with the old one? ? to

I: I’d say most people do that, but if you’re reassured, in your current job you know I’m going to leave slowly.

HR: It’s pretty somehow...



HR: What would you do if we said we took you?

I: I will die of joy I will think if I am satisfied with the conditions, I will evaluate other proposals

HR: Did you go to other companies for interviews? ? to

I: Am I your only candidate?

HR : what? No, of course, we have a serious company we are conducting a careful selection, I have held this position for 15 years and during this time I have earned the most positive reviews.

I: And how does the company differ from the candidate in this case?

HR: More company



I spoke for two hours with HR.



HR: Do you want to know what our specialists represent?

I would like to talk to at least one of them.

HR: Usually an interview with a specialist occurs after communicating with me

I: And when will that moment approximately come?

HR: When I decide I’ve learned enough about you



It was the first and last (hopefully) interview when I got up, thanked for the time spent, said goodbye and left.



In my back, I said, “So I don’t call you?”



Never call me again. Never ever...

With Geektimes:
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YYY: Where do you come from?
Zzz: Well, when a boy and a girl love each other very much, they have a wish.
... but the barrel does not withstand the carrier and plunges the cargo.

My son is afraid to swim.

How is he afraid? He reasonably fears.

There is a swimming pool in the kindergarten, but the boy does not drag there.

Mom encourages him, “Don’t be afraid, you have a coach there!”

The six-year-old boy disbelieved and said, “No one! No one time! I haven’t seen her swim! She just walks upstairs! dressed up!”

I shrugged my lips skeptically:

“I see no point in trusting my life to such people! “And you?”

People, what makes you buy a place next to the one you already have, when the rest are free? How many times has it been: I come to the semi-empty hall, I choose the central row and a chair in the middle, other people are sitting far from me. And almost always someone comes and sits next to me.

We asked – we answered. Everyone wants a place in the middle and a place in the middle. It has the best view and sound. Who is looking at the screen from the bottom or from the side? But suddenly it’s busy with you. Not a trouble. On one side, there is almost no difference. But in 2-3 years, it needs to look like this. Keep the eye constantly. The stereo effect is broken.

Choose an extreme place for yourself, as you don’t like sitting next to someone in a public place. The cinema is not a place where you can relax next to a stranger. They come to the cinema to watch the movie. The point.

“Today the baptism, all the water in the cranes will be holy!
Don’t worry, we have a filter.

What is the name of the railway station?
There is no railway station in the city.

xxx: the wire you gave me fucking — the contact is lost all the time

YYY: He hadn’t been like that before. Hera with him.

The xxx:
He was not so before.
Hera with him.
Hera with him.

The song
Ethan Coy

YYYY :
not such
I used to be my guide.
Together with him
I lived a long time.
My heart stopped beating exactly on the pace.
The conductor
Lost the contact.

1st Let’s start with Cyrillic. This Frankenstein of Greek, Latin and Hebrew letters is terrible in itself.

2nd In which of the modern languages, playing at least some role in the world, there is a slope on passages other than Slavic?

Three Automatic translation into the same English.

4 is Finally, the archaic vocabulary.
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
1st In the philologist-linguist, such words cause the desire to beat the author and bury the half-lived. And then get it and beat it again and bury it. You have not yet seen the Arabic, apparently, from it, consider it a lack of vocals and many consonants. I am silent about Chinese.

2nd In German, kid, in German there are inclinations, and not much easier than Russian. And Google translates perfectly from English to German and backwards, despite the fact that half of the verb may be at the beginning of the sentence and the other half - at the end. And because of the inclination and births we have a much more free order of words and the connection between words is more understandable than in English.

Three Learn, shit, English – you will have an automatic translation in your head. I’ve studied here, but I don’t need translation. I understand so. I think in English if I have to say something.

4 is Russia will come ahead of the planet in the production of high-tech, you will have the terminology in Russian, and you will be borrowed.

I bought a Chinese light bulb. The case was in Findok, China under the side, such lighters there were coins. Then I still smoked, so the lighter was not superfluous. I checked the lighter - it burns, the lamp - it lights.

There was a lot of work, three meetings a day. The last started at eleven o’clock in the headquarters, under which we rented an apartment on the third floor in an old house with high ceilings.

That night I left the apartment last. He went down the stairs in total darkness, no lamp burned. In silence, it was heard as the door opened below and someone began to climb the wide staircase. And judging by the energetic heels of heels, someone is young and interesting.

How interesting is it? To talk, is it? Oh, in the total darkness of silence (I was in shoes) say something basically, like “God help!”

Then I remembered the lighthouse. He got out of his pocket and prepared to light up the way in advance. You know, I am a guide star! The first phrase can be said.

And here, when we came from different sides to the intermediate site between the stairs, I pressed a button and directed a beam of light to the site right in front of it.

We both got on the light spot. In the circle was clearly, as in a diaphylm, a picture of a naked man, coupling with a breasty girl.

The pause lasted long. We stood dumb and looked at the picture. Then I turned off the light and in total darkness and silence, I walked carefully to the exit. I never came up with the first phrase. And what the girl thought, before whom in the total darkness someone turned on such, I still try not to imagine.

My sample from my immediate surroundings says that’s not the case.
– is
Do not humble. Write it right away "this can’t be because I don’t!"

Yyy: Planerka, Andreich is late, comes in. Tolik the trainee - this is, in a way, your teacher. Go on business trips together, gain experience, etc. Andreich looks at the trainee from his two meters and gives a maneuverable bass - "Tolik, I asked a blonde, why did you fuck someone?"

And the trainee gently: N Andreevich, I will paint myself so you like it more. And the lips lick unknowingly.

Have you joked, EPT?

xxx: Here is the problem: downloading files from Dropbox (no matter what - video, photo) is interrupted exactly at 314 MB. The "Unknown Error: Network Error" What kind of beekeeper might this be? This has never happened before :(
Yyy: Pythagoras’s hand is traced.
ZZZ: This is 3.14ZZZ

This is:

xxx: I woke up on the pen of the box on the table 220 volts. The half-office stopped greeting, but the weekly sugar bank has been holding for the second month.

of 220 volts.
The pen of the box? Which is grabbed with fingers - and from the tension the fingers only shrink stronger?

I think, "stopped greeting" - not quite appropriate euphemism of the term "dead" :)

'«Post of Russia» will introduce electronic rounds throughout the country'
- Vouches on the electronic line can be obtained in any window of the mail of Russia, outside the line.

A small prehistory: my wife in a weak form is prone to somnambulism (she doesn’t walk in her sleep, but occasionally leads strange conversations), sentences such as “no, I don’t need these boxes anymore” have long been in the classics category. At night it doesn’t bother, she says very quietly and sometimes even gets to have a small conversation, which is extremely fun, by the way.



Today, at 5 o’clock in the morning, silence, idyllia, only snoring is heard (probably). Suddenly my wife begins to scream that there is strength, all with her eyes closed. To say that I am of this kind, is not to say anything. I look at her in shock, she looks at me (at that moment she’s already awake). With a trembling voice, I ask something like “what is it?”



An explanation from her words:

I dreamed that I was working in a fear room in an amusement park and my task was to scream in the hallways of the room and scare visitors. After four times someone approached me and said that I was working badly and I should try harder, well, I shouted.



All pleasant wakings and good dreams.

Paul: Cat today again flooded in the hallway))
Catherine: Well filled a little who doesn’t happen.)
Paul: Would you see this "a little", it is ouratric sea with the archipelago of Kakashechny on the outskirts)))

here here :

Well, dear ones, children can still be loved, and with extremely rare exceptions, this is mutual, children give us beautiful emotions, and when they grow up they can give us grandchildren, and you love your saved money, apartments and nurses, maybe this will be your happiness... maybe.

Yes, precious, they can be loved. You can not love. You can still love, but at a distance. In the second and third cases, it is much more logical not to give birth to them than to give birth only because of the fact that it is so, or because of the notorious glass of water, and then the whole life to be crushed about this, throwing evil on poor unfortunate children, not guilty of having given birth to them, but not able to love them. And it is not up to you to decide who or what in this life should or should not be loved, for whom or what to live, etc.

I support :

Do you know why so many people hate Chevrolet?
Because they feel obligated to have children. It is a duty, not a desire. And they don’t like that they owe something for some reason, and others don’t.
When there is a desire, you are not angry with someone who does not want the same, you are most sincerely confused.

I’m confused that some people generally feel confused that other people have different life goals and values. Why not just stumble and live your life?

The New Multiple. We bought a call (a market nearby, a couple of lounges with electrical goods, a radio call). It turned out that we were not alone in that barrel, and the Chinese did not consider it necessary to make different frequencies at the buttons. After the tenth call of the “huligans” at the door, they realized that something was wrong. He began to call himself and heard the knocking doors (through the elevator mine) and the pick-up mat. They cried out in the mine and met down there. It turned out that we had such seven apartments)))) The solution was found in the person of a local radio amateur - they handed him up the units for the upgrade. Encounters with neighbors and a fun evening.

The line is alive, by recording and "I only ask". Today saw the birth of a new kind of row. The woman, confidently moved the rest and broke the door into the office with the words: - Hello, I am the woman of yesterday! ))))