The shower is running, you will think. Superman, on the other hand, was wearing cowards. Nothing, everybody loved him.

Being good for everyone is as utopian as being in many places at the same time.

Advertising in one store:

Dear Buyers! Russian President Dmitry Medvedev signed a decree that from January 1, 2010 the minimum retail price for 0.5l. The price is 89 rubles.
Please do not ask stupid questions to the seller. She is not guilty of anything.

If you are given too much attention, it means you are either hired or hired.

The situation. You agreed to go to a friend, knock on the door, he doesn’t open. Why is?

Shat, is drunk or died, and otherwise what kind of friend he is????))))

There was no witness to the story, so I will tell you what they told me. The case was in spring. They took meat, vodka (there was a lot more vodka) and went to the public leisure park. While the first batch of shale was prepared, a large half of the vodka was drunk, and already with the shale was a smaller half.There was nothing more to drink, so they started to strike the passers, and rushed to the local brother (also not quite sober).There was a riot, a man of 15, and it is not known how everything would end if local law enforcement agencies had not arrived. Two men come out of the wazik with satisfied faces and cuddly bits, going to disperse the crowd. And at this moment in the crowd the phrase is pronounced, "who is the last in "Bobik", that Pidaras". The whole crowd with screams and whispers is stuck in the waik. Those who turned such sabyties, the mints first stood for a minute and stood shoj ce bolo, and then with the screams "and well went on the pitters", the pudders began to pull one by one out of the waze and let go, prior to awarding the puddles with strikes. Here’s one way not to binge in the " bottle".

I bought an electric toothbrush... for some reason I remembered the joke in which a blonde bought a vibrator and knocked out two front teeth...

Fuck, the guy who wrote, as all of my acquaintances, the fools, after the film Avatar changed their aves for this blue rod... forgive me that he did not pluss then.
It is just a peacock!

Cali (14:08:41 18/01/2010)
We went with him to my grandmother. He pulled the car out of the garage, I went back to sit down, I open the door there a bunch of bags, I tell him okay, daddy, then I will sit in front. I closed the door and went around the car. Just took a step on the gases and left... we and Ricky (the dog) are standing and looking at each other, I knock him in the eyes:" what a shit?", and he looks like he doesn’t understand either.

Well, and here, we went down the road, I didn't immediately call my dad... and as he took the telephone as a whirlwind, I already arrived in the city.

He returned and said, “I think you’re sitting so quietly behind, usually you’re damned.

XXX: A man approaches me, smiles so joyfully and says, “Oh! I look at you, isn’t it you? This is not you"

Oh, the guy who drinks coffee through the tube!!! You are now a legend! You're really like ONE here)) along with a grandfather at six, a healthy man from Thailand and Cap. Congratulations to you! Congratulations to the guy! and :)

(Conversation in the bed)
He said, “Dear man, what is it about?
She: Yes no, it is okay.
He: No, I can see it all. What happened?
She: Yes...
He said, “Dear girl, what is it?
It is mm...
He: What is wrong?
She: What is wrong! What is wrong? Drop your peanut in the pop, and you’ll know what’s wrong!

With Google:

neonx 13.01.2010 16:33:00
If I have Linux on my phone, can I call myself Linux?

K_AHTOH 13.01.2010 16:34:51
You call yourself a connector. You have a phone.

Today I got up from bed, I approach the compass, I turn it on...
My linux is not running!! I look at the Penguin standing on the table. He turned his back to me! Even though I remember that I did not turn it myself! O_O

by Lucian4eg (c)

Everyone here complains how bad they are... but Edward the Hand-Sniper couldn’t even get rid of sadness!

If an Estonian drinks a brake fluid, he can move back into the past.

Is he still drinking his coffee through the tube or not?

Chuvak, who on January 17 in Moscow on the silver 14th with Chelyabinsk numbers wrote "WITH NEW YEAR, LAND", THANK YOU!!!))) That’s fucking nice!! 😉
You can’t get to the top – but I want to say THANK YOU to the guy!!))

There is a new virus on the web - Piggy!!! It comes from trusted contacts! In any case, do not tap and do not open!!! Your password will be changed immediately and you will not see it again!!! Urgently at the top!! to

Article published in one of the newspapers of Irkutsk on 26 January 1926.

The council examined the invention together with representatives of the relevant authorities and allowed the expulsion of alcohol from human stools. From one pud is suggested to expel one quarter of a cane of alcohol. The stools should be peasant, as they eat vegetable food.

With regard to this note, the Soviet poet Demian the Poor wrote:

Now comes the time,
No day is a miracle.
Alcohol is run out of shit.
Quarter of Pudding
The Russian mind invented.
The envy of Europe.
Vodka is flowing.
Right in the mouth from the ass.
They took power.
We are over the new world.
We will be fucking clean.
And put on the air.
And then the man is Russian.
It will heal perfectly.
All types are rebuilt.
in the wine factory.
It will pay us,
It will feed the family.
The spirits will stretch the legs,
I closed my shop.
Pearls are gathered,
A shit tax will be imposed.
According to rumors very soon,
The ass is clogged.