Slavone: Donald Duck is so harsh that he doesn’t talk, he grows!

by Koxa:
The law of sandwiches: the boutique always falls oil down.
The law of the pelmeni: the pelmeni when falling from the fork splashes the entire monitor with mayonnaise

Marffa
I am solving world problems.
Director 0077
Which ones?
Director 0077
Let us together.
Marffa
Which yogurt is better f, hbrjcjdq or blackberry?
Director 0077
The Black...
Director 0077
f, hbrjcjdq – bad yogurt

Stillette: I want new boots, a black coat, new car coats and sprayers, new kitchen furniture, a washing machine, and two high closets for clothes. I still want to replace the windows in the room and finally go to Prague. And I also want to get the car back from repair soon, and the black circles would be drawn again very quickly in the advertising agency.
Well, I also want my dog not to be stupid and to study well in the dog school :-)
And I also want people around me to stop hysterizing and twisting themselves in nonsense. I also want to stop thinking about life in a tragic key. It is a comedy genre.)
In principle, I don’t need anything else. Santa Claus, give me this for the old new year, please.

martinec: grandfather asked you to pass on "avothuy" :):):)

That fucking simple.
I crashed the phone into the elevator mine, well not high, on the first floor... I looked - it lights up, I think you go, it works. The inspector did not call, the night will not come anyway. I went out... I come back in the morning, I look and think... I would better have called at night... the phone was already shut down... Now I realized that Russia cannot be defeated.

The accounting, you say?
The mail did not work, we sit... the admin said not to open the mail, the type is checking. We sit quietly and wait. The hour after 2 did not stand - they called: "Well how?" The answer of the admin killed: "I wrote you a letter that you can open the mail!"
Joy is

Let’s remember the man who often made us smile in the morning! And I personally am in favor of setting a monument to this great man!
Plus, if you love the memory of Gennady Bachinsky!

The Cat Basis died. There was no brilliant animal with us, capable of waking up in the morning any odmin, capable of sugging on any organic equipment. To whom this cat was dear.

I’ve gotten electricity, tell me!? to
Schmidt :???? ? to ? to? to
Tagged: joke, joke
Schmidt is normal.
Thanks for the joke, go drink valocordine!! to

<AcnupuH>: To you from me the best letter of happiness. It is good. No need to send. No need to answer. No need to read, there is no text.

I invited one night a classmate to prepare for the exam - well, the mountains of textbooks; wine - everything as it should be. She, in the measure of her inaccuracy, rubbed something in my hand with a glass of wine; of course, I poured it on my shirt =) Well "what do you do, what I will now go to the exam" and all this is a normal reaction on my part I consider! So she assured me that she would wash the shirt by hand, it would be removed and it would dry by morning; well, I am a confident man - let it wash by hand) In general, I wake up in the morning, she looks at me guilty;
She: Well I washed your shirt.
Is it dry?
Yes, it’s dry, that’s not the matter.
I: What is it?? to
“Your shirt is there on the table.
I am Hera.
Well, in general, I come to the kitchen; there really is an armor on the table) I ask - shit, what did you wash it in, blonde? She found me something white... thought of the washing powder.
In general, it turned out that she found starch somewhere in me.) And since there was nothing to wear.. I had to wear this Imperial Crusaders up with a violin =) In the subway they looked like a fool; in the barracks everyone scratched; but the exam passed well =)
by VoIodia

I: Why are you holding your hands like a penguin? Dirty fan of Linux.
He: What is Linux?
I am : oh!! to
He: And how are the penguins related to him?
I (O_o): I adore it, pure and impeccable creation.

LAZ: I think that after the quote "Killed Yourself by a Turtle" the old "Kill Yourself App Wall" will no longer be so popular!

The history of the fire today:
On April 12, 1605, Bois Godunov, instead of celebrating the day of cosmonautics as normal people, died.

What do you think of the gold? A rare creature!

NikAl: Full Gandalf, in the exams falls!

Nicole: Is that not so?

Timothy: Am...

Khrumzel: Nikolai Alexandrovich, we ask you to leave the chat.

LadySnow: Yes, and Nick, by the way, could have invented a trick.

Nikki is...

ZLOBIK: how greyed adin the wise Chinese:???? ? to ???? ? to ? to and.

<Manya> Alenka: How are you doing?
<Alenka> Manya: shit. How are you?
<Richard> * you

Don’t be nervous ?
YYY: I am calm as a dwarf lying quietly in the sun
yyy:and on the tail of which the asphalt layer on the neutrals
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: And nothing can be done...

Anonymous 167

When in foreign films the heroes try to speak Russian, only English subtitles are saved.

I have a dream: all black and red, terrible sounds... stands a satanist of some sort and, I stretch out my hand, rageously wept: "Rush up, open up the gates of hell...Ride with the blind!!and "