My father told me it was in the army. The morning of January 1.
Arrived in the part of the general from Moscow, with a check. They walk, therefore, the general and the part (major), the part is shown to all, the general from behind is weakly wrapped, apparently sick, January 1, anyway. We arrived at the car park. And the day before there someone's nose was broken, the snow at the entrance was sprinkled with red spots.
Components of the service: - What are these scratches?
Well, the compot was blown out, the remains...
Maybe it’s not tea? Maybe you’ve been there all night?
Maybe you’re drinking the wine???! to
General: Oh, who’s going to drink wine like that?? to
Parts: KM The argument!! to

John Connor: Did I tell you about Phobos-Grunt insurance?
John Connor: I have a friend at the office where he was insured
John Connor: They now have to pay Roskosmos 7 and a half billion rubles. Such a good insurance.
John Connor: I even saw the payment for this insurance
John Connor: Seven and a half billion, there are some numbers, I don’t remember exactly, and at the end of 30 copies.
John Connor: The Smile

Chaotic strikes on the face with the legs: in the nose, in the eye, in the teeth. Jumping in the liver. Walking on the eggs, hard massage of the back with his fists - the cheerful awakening of the father of two young children on weekends.

Take the water on the offended water :)
xxx: I am working in the delivery of water, I am pocher

Well, here is my ex with a girlfriend I guess behind and who knew that they had a fun was doughing away.

I go home someday. In front of me is a 10-year-old boy with a taxi on a leash. Calling the homeopath.
The Female Voice: Yes
Mother, open up
Have you ever walked with your dog?
Yes, open it up
(After a bit of silence): Go on a walk.
He throws the phone...

Now I watched news about how Yulia Tymoshenko was placed in a female colony in Khokhlandia. The phrase slipped: “Even 4 years ago, the prime minister (then the prime minister was Tymoshenko if anyone doesn’t know) had a reform to improve the colonies. Julia has always been a visionary politician". I was drowning.

I am dusting today. I move onto another carpet where the worship is smaller. I change the mode - the vacuum cleaner begins to sneak quieter. A grandmother from the hallway asks, “Did you remove the noise from him?”"Yes, a vacuum cleaner with a noise regulator...)

Man_accident: a vacuum cleaner with a noise regulator!!!! from the "sleep of the child" to the "death of the neighbors"

xxx: I made my opinion about his mental abilities when he stated that geisha is like gay, only female – that is, lesbian.

XX: I don’t get the foolish men!! to
YYY: I Hate Writing

BoTt: I am angry with animated smiles! You will open and look for what kind of shit they are going to come up with.

The night butterfly is...
Here we stand with a comrade at work, we smoke...Towarish is colossal (square 2x2, Heavy Athlete) and obviously from a brutal lack of sleep - the red eyes can be seen.
I’m a vampire, what are you a vampire?
Comrade (deep-mindedly so, meditatively): No, I am a lunar butterfly in the wrong light of the stars spinning in the midst of the leaves of the Sakura.
I am : o_o

"In Hollywood found a cut human head"
And just below the inscription, the police suspect that a murder was committed =\

What do you do, fools? The head can also be cut off from the body. Died for natural reasons. The generation raised by the Backward, shit. If Americans are stupid.

useless-faq
Why does milk boil in the storm?
Because in a thunderstorm, we have the electricity off and the refrigerator is not working.

I mean, you wanted to sleep. Let us go?
2 more videos and sleep.
I will promptly convince you to go to bed.
WOW how?
XHH is gentle. Lovely I kiss him and put him under a warm blanket.
Do you have a story for the night? =) is

Call to McDougall:
Hi you McDonald.
I would like to know what toys you have.
It is you again...

Judging by the silence with regard to ugga this year, all the guys who trolled them last year, in this they themselves go.)))

of the wind. The website:
"Hello my cat 2 years not castrated eat any public houses for cats do not want to castrate?"

I want a full sandwich. with fresh bread, with wheat, with cucumbers, with a salad leaf
I want to bite him with all my strength.
I feel the chloroplast crush on my teeth.

I asked my daughter to buy me a magazine "Caravan of Stories" in the kiosk. I am standing next to myself on the phone talking, I see the kioskerch and aunt in line laughing, the child is in confusion. To my question, what is the case, I get the answer: Magazine "Bloody Stories" we have not yet)