Olympics for second class.
To the question "The only insect handed by man" besides the right "bee" the children gave the following answers: a donkey, a god's cow, a dog, and a cow, a bull.

I lie in the transplant department as a kidney donor to my brother. There are a couple in the room: a father and a son. Yesterday they were transferred (from father to son).

Dad was given a shave and told to shave before the operation (you understand what I am talking about). He went and shaved. And then already in the operating room, when he was in the bedroom under anesthesia, the doctor removed the stool and realized that the face was shaved )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I bought a car from Germany. I call the boss who is doing this, he calls the price of $1350 for the road and $250 for the work. And adds, “Of course, it is desirable that it be the southern or eastern part of East Germany.” I have thought.
So, there - let's say Berlin - we fly by plane. Let’s not get a little bit, why do we sit among these bad guys and losers, flying in business class for $430. We go out and sit in a taxi. For $250 we go to our destination. On the way we stop for lunch - a restaurant - a fuagra, a glass of Chardonnay - $ 50. Then we check our car, we take. Let's say the car eats 15 liters per hundred (average, but maximum), refuelling - 2000km = $ 450. On the way we stop for dinner - fuagra, FIUGGI - $ 50. It’s dark, we drive past the campsites to a five-star hotel – a night of $100. A total of $1330. Explain why he has another $20?!...

This is the reality: a citizen must pay a debt to his homeland.
XXX: or officials - they will give!

I lie with my son in the hospital. Everything seems normal, we are treated, 2 neighbors-mamas are quite adequate people. and. and. There was no "grief" settled my grandmother, years so under 60, with a grandson of 1.5. And here began the story that young parents are not suitable for anything and all of this kind. The guy is sorry, this old grandmother does not let him a step away and such a look is doomed to him. But I became scared, really scared for the guy, when I heard my grandmother say to him, "Sashenko, son, I will give you TITU now!" And she gave! The emptiness! My grandmother took the brain out.

Lena_princess: My boyfriend was looking for my clitoris yesterday. I communicated to the ass. He says I don’t have him. He said that the clitoris will grow after we get to sleep for the first time - now the clitoris does not allow the virgin film to grow. How fast will it grow?

About the MCAD.

I remember two or three years ago, I was driving from work and got there in a traffic jamming. I stood in one place 6!!!! The clock! I read everything in the car, including passports and checks from shops! I ate all the sweets I had. I changed my shoes for shoes from the pool. Shoot at the neighbors on the cigarette traffic and sing a foolish song under the radio... It was AD))))

XXX (22/01/2013)
Was it a Cheetah?
It is known that Cheburashka was named so because when he was taken out of a box with oranges by a carrier, he fell several times. "Ceburachnuł"-thought the trucker and called the beast Cheburashka.
Are you serious??? Do you think the carrier thought "Ceburachnought "?? to
by Naebnuška! This is how the Cheetah really is called. by Naebnuška.
YYY (22/01/2013)
Nine is!! to
I know the carriers very well.
This is a fucking shit!!! to
I swear by genius.

We went to the beach and we were three couples. We sunbathed with the girls of topless, and the boys took off the swimsuits and went to swim, stood water touching. Two grandmothers pass by and say to our guys: "Boys, turn around for a second, but before you die, you want to see something beautiful!"

No, why should I go to you? Go, you go
I have nowhere to go to Peter.
Q: Where do I go, what is the problem? and :)
What should I say to your parents? And yours too?
I have a place, good mom, you can go x)
How is your dad?
Q: What about Dad? Dad is a programmer, he sits on codes writing, he’s all about it :)

XX: I am accustomed to handling the technique carefully
xxx: for example, I don't use a DVD drive as a coffee socket
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Why?
YYY : Comfortable

The bow shoots with arrows, and the arbalet, as is known, with bolts. And damage from arbalet screws is much more severe than from arrows. Attention question: who can easily survive a hit of three screws in the body?

XXX: The Elephant
Is it Sasha Grey?

xxx: Today, a father (a man with a degree in science) scratched a cat for about an hour to take the wool to a colleague, so that he would scratch it around the corners of his apartment to scare the mice ><

The fool is very easily identified on the narrow paths between the swarms, when you try to go along the edge and unfold your shoulders, then he goes in the middle, just like he went!

Work made the monkey man, but the iPhone fixed it.

At one firm where I worked, there was a base of equipment accounting, which was called the Unified Accounting Base.
officially!
In the abbreviation!! to

I can’t find my hair with a sandwich hairstyle.
I saw it, I thought it was just a towel.
The album was filled, wanted to paste - but they are not.
Cut it down, who knows? and :)
Fuck, I forgot the first one, I forgot the second one.
I will try tonight.
So I present the picture:
You are lying on a death bed, I have not been there for a long time. The adult Sasha holds you by the hand, around the rest of the children, numerous grandchildren... You ask him with your eyes to bow. He can’t help but listen to his mother’s last will. You whisper to his ear: “Son, my father and I have hidden something from you. Now is the time to tell you the truth. I can’t hide it anymore and I can’t take this truth with me. No matter how bitter and unexpected it turned out to you, you must know it all! Sorry...
Once, very many years ago, we put a piece of your hair in an album and signed it as the very first sashy hair. Here is my son!! This is not your first hair!! Not the second, to be honest. I cut them off when you slept when you were 34. Everything has been forgotten..."

In Kuwait, the state deposits $20,000 on the account of the born, and the amount of the contribution grows with it.
In our Fatherland, at the birth of a man, he is placed on her... and the older a man, the greater her he has the right to count on.
Pension Fund of Russia.

XX: Thanks to modern youth, the ipad from a good tablet turned into a portable page "Contact".

I am in an interesting position. I lie with my husband (M) on the couch, I don't want to do anything, move too.
I: Listen, and let us bring a servant?
We have already brought him. Wait until he is born.