The grandmother told me that one day her girlfriend had a romance with a very nice guy, but when she learned that he was working as an ascensor, she immediately dropped him. She found another, but he did not give her peace, wanted to get it all back. But she was serious before the wedding. And this day has come, everyone is sitting in the dining room, the wedding is walking, summer, the heat, the windows are open. The offended Romeo comes in a service car, throws the hose in the window and fills the whole wedding with shit. He sat down, but in court said he was morally satisfied.
xxx: And how does modern science explain why people don’t get sick when immersed in Baptism?
YYY: Modern science knows that if exactly the same group of people in the same mood dive into the water of the same temperature at the same time on any other day of the year, the percentage of colds will be exactly the same.
YYY: Generally speaking, scientists have uncovered the secret of the amazing longevity of the oak. It turns out, there is no secret, and the eggs live, in general, not long..."
What if I put my head in the microwave for 10 seconds at maximum power?
If you can do it, it will not be worse.
An ideal business plan. Based on a real case in the Moscow region.
1st Opening a tour company.
2nd We spend a little time winning people’s trust.
Three We print with the wrong details of our face.
4 is We collect a fairly large amount of cash from customers (about 4 million rubles)
6 is We are waiting for the next amnesty in honor of the round date of victory.
7 is The Profit! You are justified without paying damages.
Today, 19.01.2016, the court acquitted the owner of such a tour firm. I wore a saniac (56 000 rubles), but the pukan broke up, too.
P.S Among the victims is a child who had to go for rehabilitation treatment abroad.
My father told. He was then working on an ambulance and came to them with a call: "People in the yard of a private house froze standing." Okay we arrived. They meet a man, seeming adequate. The question is, “Where are the victims?“And they are in the house, one is lying on the bed, the others are heating up in the oven.” Well, let’s say, we entered the house, and there is a mattress on the bed. The father was not confused, took, made an injection in the mattress and said to the man, "Come on, let's take your friend to the hospital." So, in a hug with the mattress, he brought him. In the hospital, this man was already known.
A courier came to me today. The door of the elevator opened and a man with a stick and a backpack came out. There was a smile on the face. I invited him to the apartment. When looking at the product, I asked him to calculate the total amount. And in order to avoid the silence and silence of the cellophane asked as the weather on the street. I can't hide that I really wanted to know why he was with a stick. I came from far away. He said that it was cool, of course, and there was a lot of snow, and that it was harder to move and often fall. He raised his stick a little. I said that I understand and in such a weather with a sick leg is not very comfortable. I wondered how this could happen with a sick leg. The man smiled and said that his leg did not hurt because he was absent. I naturally couldn’t hide my surprise, praised him and said how cool he was working. He smiled and said he was very lucky with this job. Because he was not taken anywhere and he was sitting at home in depression. Now he is all pleased. He says he looks better and feels better. Last winter he fell and injured his knee on his left leg and therefore failed at home for 4 months. He says he swam with fat and did not wet in the prosthesis and knocked on his hip. By the sound I realized that he had no legs at all. He immediately confirmed it to me. And now, everything is fine with him, and it is time for him to go to the next client.
Skiers are like skiers. Once I went on snowboard in a ski plug to level the track for skating (my mother's subordinate was supposed to do this, but over the years this Soviet skier was tired of it, and I was tired of it). He wheeled what was needed, threw the plug on the trunk, went back straight through the forest and the woods. They are going to meet "You are breaking our ski". On the question to show me a specific ski area and where I broke it - the transition to the mat.
In a few years, I will go on snowboard on the field, on the whole. Not lazy to get to our camp with presentations "We ride here, and after you to drive hard".
So learn to count snow not only yours and you will immediately be easier.
HR managers are funny creatures. In the middle of the 2000s, they had a fashion on stress-interviews (that is, when they can throw a piece of paper, scratch a matte, or something like that), but it quickly passed. Often received from candidates in the bakery.
to the grammatical marasms. Question in the webinar about copywriting:
"Where to find a good cooperator?"
XXX is cool. I torment the students. Exam 20, 21 and 22. They cry and confuse organs.
YYY: The liver with the brain?
XXX: Prostate with uterus and testicles with salivary glands
Villagers describe their pets so cleverly... that you want to develop and recognize everything you have seen with your own eyes. Endless generations of cats, changing in 3-5 years on the principle of the strongest survives, and then not for a long time (so not sterilized! The Fighters! The soldiers! They are in Paradise!All these dumb bugs, forever in chains, lying for days and jumping on their own shit.
That is all noticeable. What if you write "and we love and feed the shrimp and shrimp, and you are all fools and don’t understand"-will this cancel the general statistics?
The 1975 year. Two-month military courses of the Krasnoyarsk Politec in the tank division in the Khakas steppe near Abakan. The inspector colonel entered the tank with the crew of the students. One of the students said to the other, “You fool, what are you doing?”
Colonel’s reaction: “All get out of the tank! “Who said stupid?”
Students: “We are not on you, Comrade Colonel!”
Colonel: “Who else can I say that here?”
Sometimes in order to get a lamb going ahead to accelerate, you have to scare the flock going behind.
In front of my husband, I am always beautiful - a blanket, a haircut, a mordacha painted... I got something... “I don’t appreciate it anyway” I think... Today I met in a coat, bigudhs and a scarf... My husband is pleased – always, he said, from childhood he dreamed of a freken Bock to kick...
If you need to talk, share it with your husband. He won’t tell anyone, because Nihrana doesn’t listen.
I live in Belarus, I work as an educator, children 6-7 years old. On the eve of Christmas, I tell the children about the essence of the holiday. At the end of the conversation, I get a question from children whether it is true that our planet and people were created by God. I begin to tell a biblical legend. At the end of the six days of the creation of the world, I come to the creation of men and ask if anyone knows the name of the first man. Complete silence, reviewed in confusion, here I see in the eyes that one lady shone, I give her the word and I get a full proud confidence answer: "Lukashenko!"...))
A bicycle crushed me.
It was a carpenter!
The wife goes to bed, dresses up and with an irritated voice says:
I am angry with those cowards. Wear it on your head!
There is no safe sex. Even a rubber mum can break up at the most inappropriate moment and leave you a rabbit for a lifetime.
I have a 4 year old son. I go to kindergarten with pleasure. Therefore, every evening on the way from the kindergarten to the house, the baby with joy and in colors tells us what adventures were on that day in the kindergarten, what they did, what they ate, etc. One day we go, and the little one is mostly silent, so thoughtful, you can even say sad. When asked what happened, he replied, "Well, with Masha had a quarrel, she is not friends with me now."
I reassure, “Well, don’t worry, you’re going to be friends with another girl.”
The surprising expression of the son’s face: “Is it possible?”