One Japanese boy has been the world record for the duration of masturbation since 2008 – almost 10 hours in a row.
10 hours is empty. This was when I learned that my young neighbor Julia was actually not a nurse, but a teacher, and had to urgently rework everything again.

Will I rape and kill? Are you afraid? )
I am from the factory r.
I have been murdering and raping since I was six years old.

As we all watched the star clock, the jungle... loved to play in the street in the Cossacks robbery

And we walked as you did not dream - the fires, on which the pads of the chairs melted and the pants broken, the drive home for the skirniak, and the crown "I will not go home, but will be driven away."
Who else remembers that?

"Cybersex addiction is an obsessive attraction to porn sites and cybersex".

Oh how! We are not some kind of drunkards there. We are cybersexualists.

Human cloning is forbidden, because then there is a chance that Chuck Norris and his clone can simultaneously strike each other with their legs. Physicists believe this will lead to the destruction of the universe.

xxx (17:29:54 19/01/2012)
Some girls can’t eat chicken, it will be an act of cannibalism on their part.
yyy (17:32:24 19/01/2012)
Some have already talked about it.)

Do you know why you can’t sleep in lenses?
Man: No why?
Girl: Because you are out.
Man :??!! to
Girl: Well remember how many times the girl said to you, “No, I can’t stay, I didn’t take the lens container...”
Man: I didn’t have girls with lenses.
Girl: Maybe I slept in them...I’ll take note)
Man: You probably didn’t know you were out.
Girl: They are sleeping well.
What else is a container? Are they radioactive?
Where to put the lenses in the liquid.
Couldn’t it be in a glass?
Man: You can get out.
Girl : No. Not in a human way, lenses in glasses... The glass is a place for the jaw!
Man: Well here is the phrase "Sorry. I can’t stay... I forgot the glass for my jaw...", I’t just be upset.
Girl: Mmm... Per this phrase is better for a note.

Boroda: One winter near Kostroma, our artillery division moved to the field to carry out firefighters. As always, on time and on account. They quickly masqueraded the equipment, long-range detectives fell into surveillance. The watch was conditional – they stood up 400 meters away from us, also disguised. The team went to battle, guns were placed on a combat basis, time went to adjust communication and reports of readiness. SOB (senior officer of the battery)on the communication: "Angara-Angara!, I-Angara-1, how do you hear?" in the helmet crash, swing. There is no answer. "Angara and Angara! I-Angara-1 How do you hear? Through the noise, as if from the Goppa of the world, the answer:..ngara1, I hear you badly!... In general, this change was repeated another 2-3 times. Time for counting is coming. Here, the SOB did not withstand and gave the command to fight and smoke: not to go away from the cars, to cast, to smoke, not to sit on the armor in the frost. I was screamed from the neighboring armor-Boroda-see -link- and the finger on the spy-radio telephonists pointed out. I looked in the panorama of the Connecticut - in a winter hat, bound to the blind, and above it the helmet on the back of the head is bound...I hear you bad-o-o!)))

They asked:
You are a smart man, right?
Eat a little, and what?
Q: Have you seen a laundry powder advertisement where a responsible aunt says he’s cleaning off spots, and even those that she didn’t see?
I’ve seen something like that...
Oh, so explain to me, how did she know there were spots if the super powder wiped them off and she didn’t see them?

We answered:
He told her about the spots.

PS ^ Kids, don’t joke with the powder..It can lead to unexplained consequences.
Cat is

If you want to inherit history, remember what your children may have to clean up after you.

I don’t have a cat, neither do my neighbors. Therefore, the fisherman let all the small fish go home. But ten days ago at work, on the sidewalk, where I encountered the car, an illusion appeared - a purple, smoky with angel eyes. She feeds on what the guards will bring (and don’t carry very much, say), plus, she has taken on actively exterminating the mouse population in the district. So I had an opportunity to pick up a small fish from the lake. What I did successfully on Sunday. And on Monday, he brought three pieces to the doorway, leaving the rest in his refrigerator at the company.
The fish did not give the cat any special attention. She did not write circles around, did not mourn exhausted, losing consciousness from the smell - smelled and left.
I ate it on the day we left the area.

On Tuesday, having taken three more pieces, he went back to the passage. The cat was sitting on the spot where I put her fish yesterday. But not alone. There was a mouse nearby. When I saw the fish, the cat was alive. As I realized, she decided to offer me a natural exchange by advertising her product. The hat of the mouse!(the cat signaled a raised pipe tail, instead of a thumb), meat - low-calorie! (This can be judged by the cat itself.) Dietary winter mouse, bear! Why is she me?
After completing the procedure with passes, I went to the car. The cat, catching the mouse, rushed after me and sat at the door, showing in all sight: and the mouse how??? I had to go out and pick up a veto. Naturally, at the first turn, the mouse flew into the snow.
Yesterday, the cat was sitting with the second mouse, today, the third has already flown. If things go at such a pace, you don’t have to dig up the mice and order a mantle or a hat from their hats.)

Chief psychiatrist reads the news in the newspaper: "Galkine married
Pugacheva, “Two gay men from the UK adopted a Ukrainian boy”
“The president dances ‘American fight’, ‘Strings are deadly dangerous for women’, ‘Tomatoes kill potency’.
I will write them all out tomorrow! They are healthy!

[13:32:39] Yulia N: When I entered my apartment on the fields
[13:32:49] Yulia N: the first room
[13:33:25] Yulia N: I was told by the girls that they got married from this room. The girl married and left.
Yulia N: Then I moved to another room, where my neighbor settled.
[13:33:53] Yulia N: So her journey is all about marriage.
[13:33:57] Yulia N: Question
Yulia N: Who amused me?! to

XXX is
The platonic love of food is yes.
In my childhood, when I wanted peelings and didn’t, I painted them.

XXX is
by Tusk

I was looking for a single-port IP video server.
I found it on the internet shop website. I call!
I: "Say the question on the product item No. 1234, is it possible to connect the microphone?"
He: "Well, we do not have such information"
I: "So it does not exist?and "
He: "Yes, there is this thing, but we have no idea what a box is and for what purpose".

In our office, the boss hanged a turnik. Now we can officially every hour for 10 minutes "talk without a matter" :)

xxx: Generally, in my phone (simple Samsung for £200) in the list of last calls next to all numbers either a phone icon if they are in the phone book, or a question mark if not, and in one number a red rectangle icon with the letter v in the lower right corner. What does that mean, anyone knows? Without fluid pls.

V is Vendetta.

Ir 12:20: What are you going to do today?
and appleson. 12:22) :I will go to the store cat a birthday gift to buy
IRA (12:25) :what you think to give
and appleson. 12:27 I do not know. The gel for the soul does not run.
Ira (12:27) :you are a dangerous man, and you buy 2 gels, can run
and appleson. I’ll buy you three gels, and you’re my best friend.
Irah (12:38) :sucka, and I then give you a tiger towel
and appleson. 12:39 And it was surprising. I’m a horse, and I’m a horse with a sign of the zodiac.
12:40 - And I'll give you my socks
and appleson. 12:40: And I will give you soap from Oriflame
IRA (12:41) : a sparkle
and appleson. (12:41) : 2009 year of release
Ira (12:41) :the hand cream in response will get the most odorable
and appleson. (12:42) :"milk and honey"?
IRA (12:42) :Is this the most stinking?
and appleson. 12:42 and yes
Ira (12:42) :to him
and appleson. 12:42) with the patchwork. Well, I can only answer this with a foam cock and shampoo clean line from measles. Chess and Mat
IRA (12:44) : well it is yes
and appleson. 12:44) by EAA

According to the Maya calendar in 2012, the end of the world?
What could be the end of the world in the year of the Black Dragon? There is no magic in it.! to

It is also reliably known that Diogenes himself was sometimes reluctant to grasp, and in general loved this matter. Moreover, it was unavoidable, right on the Agora (city square), where decent citizens were embarrassed to hint on the fact that this Kabbalah was inappropriate, because of the good Greek democratic traditions, which did not allow the crowd to break the puzzles of some crowd-shaking duck.