What new I learned by checking the works of my 5th grade on the subject "The image of Gerasim in the novel "Mumu" of Turgenev":
1) Gerasim 60 years old, and he is immortal (I’m not joking, so it was written);
2) the lady ordered Gerasim to drown Mummy and Olga, whom he loved (an interesting plot, especially considering that Tatiana was in the Mummy...);
3) the appearance of Gerasim is remarkable: he does not like drunkards (obviously, it was read in the eyes... or it was written on the forehead);
4) by the nature of Gerasim attached (to which attached - not indicated; it is possible that to the fence);
5) to his hometown Gerasim left because he was tired of working as a courtier in a strange city (and what did you think, because of the death of Mum?) is
Children’s pearls are a thing! :D

I thought how funny it would be if, by analogy with meters and feet, there was a difference in this too. There would be bear forces in Russia, horse forces in the United States, elephants in India, and camels in Egypt, and slaves in ancient Egypt.

The enemy can be a friend. Never a traitor.

In the 80s, one student studied with us at the institute, as such they are called "with strange things". He once argued that if you stand on the subway platform behind the yellow line, the mirror of the train will not affect you anyway :) Well, and decided to prove it to everyone "in practice"... I ask :
The mirror?
He in response:
The mechanic...
As the witnesses later said. He stood on the platform at the first wagon behind the line, stretched his neck to the side of the paths and waited for the train. The mechanic of the arriving crew saw a fool standing in dangerous proximity, stopped the train by a metro 5 from the stop line, came out of the wagon and struck him in the mouth! )))))

Bill Clinton’s popularity grew sharply after the shooting of Yugoslavia.
Charlie Hebdo’s circulation has grown hundreds of times after the shooting of her employees.
...
So, there are still ways to improve the work and popularity of the State Duma and government.

The wife discusses with her son (10 years old) who he wants to be.
A: The cook
If you are a cook, you can practice at home.
Q: Can you practice at home?
A: Of course
I want to be a surgeon!!! to

DK: What happened there?
Tagged: nuu
Lav: we were hard to hold when we were introduced to the client – Arkadiy Vederko
Lav: But when we were told that Mr. Vederko was pleased with us, there was a collapse.

Recently, there is such an impression that new updates to the Skype program only change the advertising banners on the home screen.

Shizz‎: When I learned that one of my comrades had the name Vagin, I thought it would be harder for him to find a wife.
greg_fat‎: by
‎greg_fat‎: sorry to have a guy
‎shizz‎: Well he can take the wife’s surname :)
‎al.trg‎: the main thing is not to disappoint and call the son of folks

A friend asks in a toy store: “Do you have cubes of different shapes?” And they gave her!

How to kill a man by a byte?
xxx: beating 8 bits

Judging by the mood in the modern church, if suddenly a man with a good and light face appears and says that he is Jesus, he will be crucified very quickly.

Indeed, if he gets a fire sword and starts to crush everyone in response, and he himself is unkillable, then all those who want to crush him will immediately repent and recognize him as Jesus.

This well shows the essence of any official form of religion.

In the discussion of the conversion of Yandex.Bar to Yandex.Elements:

Yandex.fire, Yandex.water, Yandex.land, Yandex.air and Yandex.Mila Jovovich

to all:
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You will laugh - the librarians now also require a certificate of psychiatry.

WOW :
We will not. You work with ice, putting pressure on the human psyche with advice on the selection of books!

Directly thriller can be filmed: a maniac library worker cheats people books about bzshdnst and thus brings them to suicide.
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You won’t believe, S. King already has a book "Library Police".

to this:

I read the instructions for the drug, side effects section: increased libido, hypersexuality, pathological attraction to gambling, depression.
I will be with a sad face turning roulette raping some man."

hypersexuality + depression...hm)so this is what is "ebou and I cry")))

I noticed that when I was assigned the responsibilities of a labor safety specialist, I began to turn off the mixer from the grid before licking the cream for the cake.

How much time will you need?
I do not know exactly.
Could you say something rude?
Three days, a good day!

The most important. Dangerous wild predators and human children are NOT the same thing. Just for one attempt of such a comparison, for the very idea of comparing in the style of "killed a dog" - will kill children!adinin!" you, stupid nearby miserable meaningless humans haters themselves must be locked in the cages.
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When will you realize that the human children of others are not the most sacred and important to all and all, right? They do the same on the streets, and not always with wraps and beaten bottles. Growing up, they also clash in clusters, can attack, chase drunk in cars. What devil should I worship? Are not all like that? So the dogs have served people for a very, very long time, and saved many, very many lives - when they were held for business, instead of kicking out in the morning on the street, in the evening allowed home.
Yes, there is a problem, but only moral injuries can poison everyone in a row. I do not believe that a person who enjoys watching the agony of a living being is normal.

It is necessary to impose taxes on dogs, and spend those taxes on collecting them from the streets, or at least shooting them in extreme cases. It is necessary to force the owner to join the dog club, take training exams, and sterilize the dog if it cannot improve the breed. To chip them, to penalize if the dog runs without supervision, and for the discarded - to penalize wildly. Let the dog become a responsibility, and not a "mammakupishchenka!".

I like the hornets.

xxx: To write "God what a man" also needs to have talent. Writing simple songs that hit the masses in the brain is not so easy. But if you are already super-heroically talented, then you can not adjust yourself to the masses, but write what you want, and people will start listening to you because you are a mega-court.
YYY: And then the brains to bear when it became Mega Kurt?

Go with your dogs as long as you can.