Yesterday I lost 15 thousand in the bar, apparently dropped out of my pocket when I paid for a cocktail, I noticed my disappearance in the morning, first saddened, and then remembered the story that happened to me in my student years.



Being in the first year of university, a friend and I decided to go to a bar, of course, there was a lot of money, but I really wanted to walk.

The plan was this: We buy a bottle of vodka, hide it in the bushes near the club, and periodically go out to catch up. In the middle of the night we met the girls there, as gentlemen we needed to feed them with anything, but as you already realized to feed them was nothing, the exit was one, exchanging phones and leaving the club until the girls ate that we were ordinary poor students. At the exit my gaze fell to the floor and there lay 4500 rubles I bowed the type of tie the wires picked up the money, and this was probably the best day of my student life) Immediately took the table, alcohol, ladies entertained, and at the end of this beautiful evening we fell such-the same beautiful truffles)



And then I remembered that story and all the pity for my loss of yesterday disappeared.

I hope that yesterday some student found that money and rested as coolly as I once rested.)

> Interesting, and what point will be more - at the indication or at the prickel?

With instructions. At the targets, a separate low-cost proctology is exactly a small spot to.
So he would be worried about his pepper, not the fact that it was a sign. Not a fault...

xxx: Well, guest from the northern capital, to remind you, how did you chase Katka in the suburbs after our monastery?
Yyy: First, not in the bottom, but in the first layer (base layer). Not for Katie, but for Katie. In the third, he did not chase, but stumbled.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Thou thou! The Village! and c)

My wife is worried about my erectile dysfunction. We have different views on her cause.

She bought me Viagra, I bought her a running track.

xxx: but they thought about me that I was given the exam, and I don't even remember whether it was a boy or a girl - fucking this youth you will take up.

and riweth:
I had a situation when two people who read my novel, under a cognac, heated up, explained to me for an hour what I wanted to say. I did not even suspect such a depth of thought.
Yes, they were arguing among themselves.

Fighting with stress. Tested on myself.
Suitable for happy owners of children: having stressed the need to maintain a serious appearance and dressed in something sporty we go out to the courtyard, together with the younger generation we draw classics (gummits, wings, balls - everything is suitable depending on gender and interests of heirs). And then we jump, chase each other, when trying to cheat, we scream "so not honest", not caring about the volume of the sound. If someone looks too closely or just happily smiles in response or makes an attempt to recruit in the game, but without controversy. Very pleasant.
Whoever has no children - hire nephews, there will be double happiness for them and for their parents while they rest.

Products Adobe boss categorically refused to buy - and not only because of the prices: this corporation hit all the advertising enterprises of our city wholesale (preventively hit, on the principle: once you do advertising, then you steal Photoshop!We were courteously invited to the prosecutor’s office to show our licenses. We showed licenses, but Adobe was greatly offended and the prosecutor's office assured that we never had any affairs with the products of this corporation and we are not going to have.

Oh, how disappointed I was when I saw Spinner live.
I thought there was at least something interesting there, that it, like a button on the threads (which we all played as children) or like a ball-gyroscope, turns a clever indirect movement into rotation.
And this is a dumb piece of shit that turns because it is turned with the hand.
What a news for the small motorcycle! If the shit starts to spin, it will start to spin!
It is difficult to degrade. Now I realize that only such an idiot Fingerbox could become so popular. More complicated things are doomed.
I wait for the sale of wooden cubes, which if you hold in your hand, they hang, and if you let go, they fall to the ground.

Skills + Skills #
My mother raised me. Therefore, somehow, not even thinking about it in particular, I broke, strangled, knocked down the boxes for the seedlings, rubbed wood, made rosettes and plugs. I didn’t understand the TV, the master called. And when I became an adult girl, I was actively introduced to the guy his grandfather with his grandmother, and the main argument was: "This girl is brave, she grew up without a father, she knows everything!"I made the conclusions and soon got married, and my husband was confident that I could not even open a bottle of canned food without him.

by Pikabu:
The post "on CES 2018 showed the latest sex robot".
The comments:

How far has progress been...
Demand for female gender has disappeared
Man deprived of sex
He went to the robot.

Forgot the trouble!
Stop the run!
Fuck the robot.
A happy man!

The special way of Russia is bureaucratic idiotism.

They sent the older sister (22 years old, unmarried) to walk her younger brother (6 years old) in the movie, for a cartoon. The evil came back like the devil: on the road, as usual, nothing was shared. They generally argue all the time, the difference in age may be, and the characters are different.But if they break up for a day, they both miss.
My younger fellow is evil, and the troll is noble. The dish was served cold: standing in line in the buffet for popcorn (on the cockroaches portraits of Nagiev) and drinks. There are people around, young guys accordingly, too. At first, he held his hand - "Look, here are the cute ones, you would have come up...", then raised the blue eyebrows and with tears and tragedy in his voice so loudly asked: "Mommy, remember you said that my real father - Nagiev? "

Nothing scares the buyer as much as the willingness of the seller to help.

Kisa once again guessed where I would take the next step and got my prize!
2 the sausage?
1nd is Penelope!

A: What do you think motivates the angels of the third Heroes to leave heaven and fight on the side of people?
B: The same God has been there for 6000 years, the angel’s reserve fund is exhausted, wages are falling, the insurance part of the pension has been canceled, many angels are generally below the poverty line, the MROT is never raised, the incredibly bloated apparatus of the hierarchy of thrones steals and breaks covenants, the seraphims are angry, they are leaking to the ground, a part of the gold received is sent to their relatives to the mansions.

An old army joke

In general, men's socks are black, gray, white, beige, dark brown, dark blue, dark green. This is standard length. Everything else is for pedestrians.

He stops the deputy of the young lieutenant and says, "What are you, Comrade Kozlov, striped socks? According to the statute, the socks of the officer must be either black (he lifts one trousers), or green (he lifts another trousers).

>>> It's you cat never roasted on the electric plate on the kitchen towel.

I did not dive, but tried to dry - wiped after bathing in the washing machine, where I fell, searching for the remains of the chicken. I can’t do it because I have feet.
It was time to throw it out...

and Azohengwe!

Straga: My wife has become old, it is very bad to hear. I say to her: One rapper is like a few relatives, drive out in the nursery, two you want. No more need, the mortgage still pay. She brought me two more...

Why do you have so many rabbis at home?

Why did you not answer the calls?

I was unavailable.

You were available!! You just didn’t take the phone!! to

The phone was available. I was unavailable. and :(