Do you know what does the provider really mean due to the lack of Internet? - This is when on the technical support forum on the topic "No Internet" people, because of the lack of attention from the TP to the problem, began to play in the city... And to questions such as "When will it?"" answer: "Do not interfere with playing""...

PS: The story is real. and ;-)

Busted :
Why in my topic about phobias, everyone immediately began to write about the fear of riding in the elevators!

The Prince:
But admit...

The Prince:
Although I will not be well...

Busted :
Let it

The Prince:
Have you ever tried to ride an elevator?

Busted :
No is

The Prince:
What are you?! to

I go, I mean, on the street, a guy approaches me, strong such, in appearance it is immediately visible that now will try to divorce something. It really starts like this:
Is there a phone? Take a moment to call urgently.
I answer that there is no phone. Here he seems to negligently fix the jacket, and I notice the edge of his eye behind the belt a gun... he asks for money. Well, I decided not to risk, I get out of my pocket a 200 hryvnia banknote, sweep him. Here he with a wild cry pulls out of the belt a pistol, which, to my horror, turns out to be an ordinary child’s pistol on plastic bullets, fires the banknote and with the same wild cry runs away in an unknown direction. I remained standing with an untranslatable feeling and a hole of 200 hryvnia banknote in my hands.

Chizh: I have a new glut. :( The monitor does not scratch, rather scratch, but through the ass - only with an open divide.
Today is HIM! :) is it how?
Chizh: I press the button, the widget leaves - the screen turns light. As I tighten the pot back, the screen fades. The Pets. Was the virus caught? (Or is Wendy himself being fooled?
Da Dzi: (thinkingly) the door opened - the light lit up... (Falling out of the chair)
CHIZZ: What are you doing? (I am going to give it tomorrow.
DA Dzi: Yes, you don’t seem to have a computer, but a refrigerator for Win XP. by : )

Did you have a hysteria in the house yesterday?

0: Yes, my sister brought her dog to a holiday, like to watch. A dog eats a lot, a lazy pebble, or maybe just a life-hindered, but rough, beautiful. For two weeks while his sister was in Greece, he taught her dog to respond to the pursuit of "Vista". And my cat suddenly in the middle of the winter felt the arrival of spring...

I can imagine how it all ended :)

0: ended all the heroes than you imagine, means coming sister - the first thing who goes to me, take my favorite cattle, and sees such a picture, her dog sluggishly cutting circles around the room is trying to silence my cat Tux, and behind this picture lively watched four sisadmin-linuxoids who drink beer and encourage the cat with screams "Good should win!", "Linux forev!" and "You just give up!"...

Drone: One virgin less on earth
MaD_$py: Did you kill the coffee?

Really in the days.
I sit copy the info from the accountant’s screw to the other.
The buck runs around and orets.
Everything will be exactly the same!!! to
(Absolutely quiet) Not what you are - a little like
The bed office.and :-)
Then comes the partner sees that everything is crazy and also absolutely serious:
Have you solved the problem with switching off the mouse code?? to
It was a control shot. Work is up. and :-)

Gallor: The child got to the back-space - ferociously washes all the stuff, obviously it has a new game - says
The letter, printing its lines one and a half or two, then washing everything and mashed it with his hand "for now".

JIoMbI4: The Moderator Grows

The culinary forum

A: Girls, need advice - the child has a fever. How to behave? Give up until you want to...

A: Wrap the legs to the neck in a compress, 9% vinegar with warm water on the diaper, garbage bag instead of polyethylene.

C:..pulled with a lamp and potatoes... mm...

I bought my shoes from Solumbia :)))
I now have everything... All of us!! From the hat to the shoes Solumbi-Evsky )))
and FIGASSE! What are the bonuses in set?

Please do not write immediately so that I can do it.
In a deep plate layered foods: roasted carrots with onions.
Yes... Continue →
He... the fish.
See also: AGA
He is... Luke...
See also: AGA
He is... the green peanut.
It is: Next
It is... eggs.
See also: TA-C
Smelt each layer with mayonnaise.
She is shit!

For the new year, we have a full beginner. The problem is that cats start to eat the rain from the tree. And then catch them. As a result, the rain comes out of the poop but not completely, and you cannot pull for it, because you can hurt the cat. We just cut it. Wait until it comes out. So you stumble on the eve of the new year sitting at my mom’s friend. A cat goes into the kitchen with a meter rain from his ass.

Mom’s girlfriend: "Oh, I see you and the cat decorated"(c)

Lord, I am an elephant with a lion. and ;)
Morgan - And I am a dwarf with garlic!
Ego1st - A hobbit with a pin on the nose sitting between you)

YYY: By the way... no one knows how to determine the gender of a chinchilla?
The method is elementary: you take the animal, you squeeze the finger, if it squeezes the eyes and squeezes the tongue, it is a girl.

M: Sysadmin I
Q: Who is he?? to
I don’t have a blonde!!! to
M : r
I even tried to read the opposite.
M: Well, in general, Sisadmin is a word that speaks for itself ;-R
He is a doctor, a mammologist.
M is almost)
The first admission is always free ?
We have a humanitarian clinic.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
M: Now you know who Sisadmin is.
Did you study in honey?? to
M: and that!! to

Then I’ll tear you apart, and fall like a wolf on a poor sheep, and rape you.
I’m not cheap for you, don’t even dream!! to
Oh yeah, so I’ll pay for it ?

At work came out new orders on depreciation and reading... Such a lot of rewards in the amount of 100% for the use of funds not intended for work at the enterprise ("Darth Vader’s Mask"). I read further, explaining this "dark sitha": On the street -30 Celsius, and I have a job for 8 hours on the street... I took my son's mask and put a fur there and also put a valve from the counterweight, practical and warm, and where I knew that last day the Moscow Commission wandered around the enterprise together with Italian investors.

She: Are you sick?
He said: No, I am a crazy man.

I bought it in the store, brought it home. I get a daughter, a two-year-old, with a clever appearance, chews in a bag of meat with a finger:
by Gao-Gao
... and...? Fuck, I hope you are crazy.

It is said that you are sitting on the windscreen, work - do not worry. Dust from the monitor.