A hole in the universe.
She was terribly black.
The song is not about,
As a hole in our house.

It is said that you will not be lucky if you get stuck in a black hole.
Not the opposite if you get stuck in a black hole.

The area of the fireplace and the mass of the elephant.
Like a sphere, like a hole.
The song is not about,
How we measured the spin with a tail.

It is said that you will not be lucky if you get stuck in a black hole.
Not the opposite if you get stuck in a black hole.

Thro the day in the courtyard,
Find out where the hole comes from.
Do we not care?
No one will come back from here.

They say that we are not lucky if we cross the horizon.
Not the opposite if we cross the horizon.

A beautiful woman will deprive you of everything gradually, a luxurious woman - instantly, and a smart woman - imperceptibly.

Today’s snow reminded me. During a similar snowfall in 1996, two of us came into the office – the owner and I. He lived in Manhattan, two blocks from the office, and I in Brooklyn. I went mostly on foot and a little on the sable. Then the owner told me about his father.

His father also had a business, whose office was located between the 30th and 40th floors of some skyscraper. Once his working day did not work. There was no electricity in the building this morning. They promised to restore from hour to hour, but something didn’t go well. I didn't want to go home - I didn't smile to walk down the dusty stairs in the heat. Suddenly, to his surprise, a man entered the door. Dry and sweaty. He was a candidate who came for an interview. The father forgot about him and thought about all these messes, and he was only 5 minutes late. He entered, presented himself, apologized for the delay and appearance, and not a word of complaint. I am at your disposal, ask questions. The owner did not ask questions, he just said you were accepted.

Can you remove the window?
But you just bought a laptop, you have a new window.
Are you stupid, don’t you understand?
You can’t reinstall the window, and I’m stupid.

Talk about closing banks

XX: Greff there foolishness also say something
xxx: more accurately, it is understood as through a broken phone
xxx: he said, said that if there is one sberbank left, it will be shit
xxx: and people understood it as, that all shit, there will be only one sberbank

Sue (2.5 years old): A frog jumps on the trail by extending... the rocks.
Daddy, not waking up: - And he reads us a dictionary. The frog is a mutant.

xxx: I wanted to change the car in the spring, but now decided to ride this one for another year

yyy: I wanted to change the jeans, but decided a year more like these

XXX: You have won

And it’s good to be a well-known programmer in a small town. Every neighborhood has one or two houses where I set up the router. And the configured "waffle" is checked first on your phone. Now if I need a fast inet instead of a mobile "superfast" low turtle, I’m just stopping the car where my phone flies, that said the network is found))

How did they get paid out with scratches on both sides. Yes, for every quotation you have no sex for a year, the internet soldiers. How is it.

The email came: "I can’t get to the site with respect."
so and washes answer "try to get in without respect"

here here :
*** by
Angelina Jolie will play animal advocate Brad Pitt

A hundred pounds across the bed!
*** by
and ah. I cleaned the bed in the morning, the socks carefully folded - and here is the role.

This is:

The correct variant of coffee - it is male (thus delicious coffee express 100 rubles, and delicious coffee - 50 rubles), then it will be logical.

Remember coffee - it is "he", and "he" - it is a shit and the Ministry of Education :))

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You just didn’t understand the quote. It was meant that people would buy “delicious coffee express” for 50 rubles, because it was cheaper. And he will watch them sell their grammar ideals for half a penny.

The absolute majority is unable to think with their head.
222: I agree with you.
The typical opinion of the absolute majority.

xxx: Two parallel red dots are left from the scalappendria bites.

by Donald Tusk:
All Ukrainians on the front! Until the last soldier. And we, the brotherly people of Poland, promise to honor your memory forever, to love your homeland as yours, to love your women as yours, to sow and harvest your lands as yours!

The generation of Pepsi, the generation of those born in the USSR...in my opinion, it’s all about nothing, the right groups, it’s the generation of the backs by 6, the generation of the backs by 30 and the generation of the backs, the fool, by 70, the fool.

A 30-year-old man comes to the job of a warehouser.
I read the resume, talk about the duties and conditions of work, ask:
Are there questions?
and yes. Do you pay for travel from home to work?
and no.
Do you pay for mobile phone?
and no.
Will there be a free lunch?
and no.
We had this in our previous work.
Why did you leave such a wonderful company?
Yes, she has collapsed.

XXX is
Which plan would you recommend to take with you?

YYYY
I am an idol fan of Apple.

XXX is
I don’t even eat apples.

YYYY
It is a sacred fruit.

YYYY
Bite on one side.

Angelina Jolie will play animal advocate Brad Pitt

A hundred pounds across the bed!

The task:
Vasya promised to come to me today and return $1,000, and Petya promised to come and borrow 1,000 rubles. Question: Who came to me and who did not?