Wife (G) husband (M) in chat
We no longer have a toaster.
M: What did you do to him?
He swallowed on me...I drowned him.
M: Didn’t the current hit you?
There was a discharge not of electricity, but like a spark.
Q: Did you remove it from the router before you threw it into the water?
No... I scared him with a rosette.
OK, I’ll come to see.
I wasn’t cooking, I just had a dishwasher with water.
M: You are a good guy! When was it removed? Or is he swimming there?
I immediately picked it up and pulled it out. Overall, it’s not very wet, but it doesn’t work anymore!
M:- "young man" twice First, the electrical device under tension thrown into the water, and then got it, without disconnecting from electricity! You are lucky to me! Nothing has shortened?
No – no! Electricity was not cut. If I say that there was an iron fork there, how many times have I been lucky today?
M: It is hard to count! )) What did you say to him that he hurt you so much?
The red black bread did not give me.
M is good! ...Suppose...you’ve wrapped a fork in him trying to ‘take away’ that sweater from him? He didn’t want to give, and that’s why you bought him.
Yes... Yes!

I’m sharp like an eagle, flexible like a snake, brave like a lion, smart like a crown, fast like a shark.
You are a mutant!

XXX: There are more fucking people in the world than you think. To me today at work a man I have known for many years has been seriously explaining why the Earth is flat. Evidence and arguments. I made, so to speak, a fireplace out. It was definitely not a troll. That’s how people believe, right? You have been working with a man for 8 years, and he is a whore - and an asshole.

> I like before computing to try girls Plus Size, well what there "marry"

Someone now untouched girls Plus Size for such dispersion of potency will break our...

Our main task as programmers is to make sure no one is hurt.
Technician of our company

The vagina is similar to the Mandelbrot fractal.

You have not seen one of those names.

There are many mysterious and unexplained things and phenomena in our world.
For example, the national team of Somalia in hockey with ball

Fuck, I am scared.
in the posts.
"On the subculture of gay skinheds".
There is little to say, but it will go away.

call by phone.
Allow me!! to
Hello to you! Why the evil? I distract you from what?
and yes!! to
What if not a secret?
I am standing on the table, wearing a loop on my neck, and here you are.

I want to ask the lovers of bright light: do you not feel sorry for your eyes? They are worn out of bright light. Our ancestors lived with fires, rays, candles, they had enough of this light. And the present blinding bright lights nature has not foreseen.

My dear people, our ancestors. They lived in the bright sun. A very bright sun, African, to which they were accustomed long before all kinds of fires and rays. So for healthy eyes, light, even with brightness approaching the midday sun in cloudless weather, threatens nothing. How do you feel on the street with your light fear? By the way, most likely it is acquired by you, due to the constant sitting locked up in a very dim light. I went there once, when there were only light bulbs. Sitting a couple of months at home (diploma painted), then the whole summer eyes teared from the sun - turned away.

- From and before the recipes proved once it-shny resource!

My mom stopped cooking, now I have to do it myself.)

Break the system! Call my mom and ask if she’s in her hat.

XHH: You can still sing) Precisely so. Everyone is happy and happy.)

You know, I am not a supporter of such methods.

I prefer sex on a sober head.

HH: It is right.

WOW: First, I feel better, and secondly, a drunken and even half-drunken body, mm, no pleasure to fuck. And the matter is not even in the smell, but in the fact that the partner's brain is swimming in alcohol, not busy with you.

WOW: It’s like you fucking your grandmother, and she’s crucifying.

Not before you, short.

My mother met Alabama.
Why is it so hot in Syria?
The Alawites in Syria. Let us go.

XX:... when they bite that the cause of noise is not at all in the screws and shafts. And in rubber pads between any equipment. This is well illustrated in Western literature.
YY: Are rubber pads the most natural rubber pads or are they what you called the operators, the submarines, who misused the equipment?

Do you know what emo was better than current hipsters? They tried to die.

Wife to husband: Chocolate (which you bought yesterday) is unpleasant. I have eaten almost all of it. Buy yourself delicious.

Silicon Valley’s new lineup of companies – unique benefits for their employees, which encourage them to work better and more efficiently. For example, Google offers its employees free massage, Twitter offers walls for climbing, and Dropbox organizes game tournaments.

colleagues
Spitz on the iron: I say - we need to go somewhere all together, you will not pull out, let's go at least in the circle we will shoot, if anything.
The meaning of these activities is that they are carried out without interruption from the workflow - right in the body to switch attention and allow the brain to rest.
Specialist on working with the base: just give me a shot and lie down - I agree and right here to rest

We have a coworking. In the Camoring.

Is this a humorous IT resource?
- Yes
Can you tell me how to change the pads?