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[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24802
 13.01.2010
XXX: Help to compose a line in a song
The xxx:
"C’s me going out of the room
With you I will enter...
Do not believe that our lives are lived.
........................................................"
Tagged: Scooby Doo

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24801
 13.01.2010
Reason for server restart: Planned power failure.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №24800
 13.01.2010
1: Nothing that the train is not soon - I sit for now somewhere on the Internet.
Do you leave things with you?
1: Where is it? O_O
2: On the Internet
I love my grandfather 8)

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №24799
 13.01.2010
>> The history of the world. Sorry for the lyrics.
I, still not very sober, on January 2nd, at five in the morning, went for a walk with the dog. I took a brandy with me. He went for a walk, drank a cognac, and...fucked the dog. He walked around all the courts, trembled, froze, his throat was cold - oral. While he spoke, he was sent to all the inappropriate places once by ten by the people who had awakened. What to do? And I have a full-length dog photo on my phone. I decided to print and hang the ads around the area. I remembered that the cartridge was seated at home, called a friend, was first sent there, but then agreed, came, we broke the ad, printed thirty pieces. I, a friend, his wife, his mother, and their dog fell out on the street, wandered, walked through the courtyards, scattered the ads on the Scotch, wandered out of sorrow and went to them for breakfast. While breakfast, suddenly remembered that in the advertisement did not indicate neither cell phone nor home phone, I broke first through the area from the hand of the phone on the sheets to write, almost died... and in tears went home... I come - and this fox sits in the apartment in front of the door with eyes like dishes. I, it turns out, took the guide, took the cognac, and forgot the dog at home.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №24798
 13.01.2010
As soon as I start singing, my cat, a castrated creature for almost 10 years, runs to fuck a cloth lying quietly on the floor...and how should I perceive this???? to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №24797
 13.01.2010
Stop throwing me in your puppy!! Take me in your arms and read before the exam, fool!

The textbook

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24796
 13.01.2010
Why on Answers@mail.ru besides the button "This is the best answer" there is no button "This author is a fool"?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24795
 13.01.2010
You are on the path of war.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: Guthalin faces of the current is not a man))
Okay, I’ll do the dressing color.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx to))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24794
 13.01.2010
I appeal to those who knocked on the textbook member!
The brothers! I think I can already address you in this way - in our time (when I was studying at the institute), there was such a belief too! And no one who knocked X. I did not give up the book session! Good luck to you, health in the new year! It is good to be in shape!

With respect and best wishes,
st. Hermolin M.N., 45 years old

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24793
 13.01.2010
xxx (17:11:17 12/01/2010)
I just heard this expression... I almost fell...

It is a very expensive jeep... and the driver is a 27-year-old girl... Our driver says the phrase :daaaaa... God does not help...
and ROFL

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №24792
 13.01.2010
I found my former NOKIA 3310 at home.I crushed, asked for a date, well, entered 12-01-2010, and in response I see "False date".Look, the poor didn’t believe that he would live.)))

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №24791
 13.01.2010
I look at a colleague: standing, pouring tea, holding a cup under the slope... probably so as not to foam.
A person is well rested %

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №24790
 13.01.2010
Squirell
What color of hair is natural?

N@stones@
Well... no

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24789
 13.01.2010
What is St. Petersburg? of Sverdlovsk?
yyy: 0_o

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24788
 13.01.2010
In our buffet there are two types of blinkers: with cheese and with meat.
With cheese costs 15 rubles, and with meat - 20.

I used to buy meat blenders. The buffet was periodically mistaken, and when I found cheese instead of meat, I was confused and upset.

Now I am buying blenders with cheese. And every time the buffet makes a mistake, I’m glad :)

[ + 293 - ] [14 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24787
 13.01.2010
Again on this:
to this:
Here is this.
I live alone, my parents died in my pink childhood, friends as such, who betrayed, who left... but in my life the beam of light is my favorite. I did everything for her, cared for her, gave gifts and flowers, we love each other...
Why am I this... Today she died of a heart attack... support, Abyss, I’m left alone... Santa, give me the strength to live on, or I don’t want to...
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There is nothing funny in this story, but I want to support the guy. of UW. The good old and good "" "-"
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hold on, everything will calm down...you only don’t lose hope and don’t do nonsense...we are with you, I am with you. hold on!
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You will manage! Because you are strong! and not one =) Let us be virtual, but we support you!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24786
 13.01.2010
Drag: Well for what? What about 7??? Lord, give me strength!
SLI: There is no God
Drag: God, give me strength or I will bite the eggs.
SLI: God give him strength ><

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №24785
 13.01.2010
The crowd quickly forgets those who loved her, but long remembers the one who raped her.
(The Girl Without Complex)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №24784
 13.01.2010
The case was in the early 21st century, during my emergency surgery service. Emergency surgery in the district hospital is a time-consuming and nervous matter: conditions for work are few, there are many patients, often at night to operate. But my story is not about that. Sometimes a guard. I operated until 2 o'clock at night, then for the time being one, the other - went to sleep at 3 o'clock, and at 5 I was awakened by the phone. Who is talking? A grandmother says:

Is this surgery?

Yes the surgery.

Is it Doctor?

Yes to Doctor.

Doctor, how good that I got to you! Doctor, what should I do?

What’s the problem, grandmother?

I have hemorrhoids!! to

Call an ambulance, the ambulance will come and see if you need to.
I will look, and by phone I do not give such advice, or suddenly you
Not hemorrhoids, but something else?

I called an ambulance! The ambulance came, looked, said raw
Apply the potatoes!

“Well, grandmother, potatoes, it’s not the past, it’s the past century. There is
Tablets and candles.

What kind of candles?

It has already begun to tire me.

- These or such candles, but before using them, you need to
Looks like a doctor.

How to use them?? to

How, how, take and insert...

and a-a? Is there a potato?! to

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24783
 13.01.2010
A boy to a girl:
You were the most beautiful on your birthday.
thank you! I have tried!! to
Specially selected guests?! to

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