The icebreaker Admiral Makarov is 134.85 meters long and has a displacement of 7.550 tons.
Missile cruiser Moscow - 11490 tons.
- Roman Abramovich Yacht Eclipse - length of 162,5 meters, displacement of 13000 tons.

Take the yacht, arm with rockets and send to fight with pirates.

I understood that for me the remarkable film “Through the Universe” reflected the entire system of life in Russia (not only military), with only three replicas:
Is there a reason not to serve in the army?
I am a gay transvestite of pacifist views with a tumor in the lungs.
You will go down if there is no flat foot.

I was on the bus today.
Conductor(k): Does anyone get out at the next stop?? to
Girl (D): Yes, I am going out
Q: Press the button
D: It is not pressed.
K: Because it doesn’t work.

You are a psychologist?
YYY: a little
Q: Do you have a diploma?
It is a piece))

Do you know I’m getting married?
YYY: Are you married?
xxx: yes
YYY: Then I know

Criminal case on the death of the family of Nicholas II is closed.

XXX: Fuck, they won’t put Lenin, so it will lie.

The wife walks around the room, sings, "I know the password, I see the landmark, and in the evening the brigadier fuck me."

I am "What is fucking?and "

Remember the simple rule - only TP call their boyfriend - MCH.

Science is a decompiler trying to bring God’s program to the source code.

News on site: "The officials will be taught to turn off the lights. 24 million rubles will be allocated for courses over two years. Officials trained in this way are expected to reduce electricity consumption by 15% over five years.
The first comment:
24 million to train officials to turn off the lights... a federal energy-saving campaign... I love you Russia!

xxx: The end of the shelf life of the yogurt means that the bifidobacteria have moved to the side of evil.

KVN 50, "Odessa gentlemen" they remembered... Ah, youth... Here is us, in the past, at the prince-to Kiev, the funny skymorohs at the fairs mixed so laughed. Remember, "child with hryvnia", "what will happen if you put a arrow in the eye", "grandfather on a green car"... Lie in all Kiev, you know.

Secret Materials 5x11 (1998)
Mulder (M), Scalley (C) and three friends (IT) investigate the death of a computer genius.

M may have killed him.
I found this disk in his computer.
IT – what is it?
C is dark.

When I got home, I turned on an emergency call (RNT). The video of the accident is coming. I was stressed in it by the words of the host:" while doctors were fighting for the life of the woman, she received serious injuries";

Oh yeah, yesterday
Q: What have you forgotten?
Wow, was it still?
I’ve gotten up, right?
Here I am a cattle.
HH: No, I didn’t stick at all.
Here I am a cattle.

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Danny Yakovlev
23 December 2010 at 17:33
Posts Tagged ‘how was my day’"
I got stuck in the morning.
Managed to remove the valve from the heating system.
The result is a stream of boiling water in the ass. How I jumped onto the roof through the u-u-zenk outdoors, I don’t remember. He stumbled on top, through the smell of the boiling water - and on the rope...
I lost this dropdown. How – I do not know. Theoretically it is impossible. I have learned)
5 is I spent 1.5 hours looking for a sparkle with mates and a lighthouse.
6. because it became impossible to work - I went to the boss in full. Despite the dry clothes.
I bought a new drop-off. in 15 minutes. I was called and an old woman was found. Now I have two!
8. opened in the metro "chernovik" Lukyanenko. The first phrase: “There are days when things don’t go well.”The lady who stood next to me ran off the escalator from my hook.

I understood what superpowers were.They opened up when I carried a cup of tea at the computer and realized that in a moment I was sneezing. From the door to the comp ~ meter 4. I sneezed. The circle is on the table. No drop is poured. I do not remember how I did it. >_<

Mathematics for Women’s Forum:
I met a guy for 2 years, they loved each other.Delo went to the wedding, I liked him to my parents, all badly, but we never had sex. All just kisses and hugs...And I want sex, I haven’t had sex for 6 months.

Thank you, O nameless herd, thinking only of swelling with the roots and stifling with the bodies.
Thank you, the faceless bead who calls his girls ‘chuvichas’, ‘shalawas’ and ‘chestdried’, whatever the last word means.

Your wives are wonderfully good in bed when they finally meet a normal man.

Thanks to you. Do not change.

Lisi4ka: Sasha, once again you give your boyfriend the keys, I will kill him!
ALEXA: For what? = – O
Lisi4ka: For what?I come home, I think the soup was left, I need to warm it up, at least to eat it humanly, I open the refrigerator - it's ALL full of beer!
AleksA: :-):-) And where is he?
Lisi4ka: I’m asking, Sherch, you didn’t see the pot standing here, where is it?
Alexis: What is it? It is :-)
Lisi4ka: He pulled it out!I’m out! and you know why?Because he had nothing to cook shrimp and because of the pot the beer did not get into the refrigerator!
Lisi4ka: I’m asking you idiot? what am I going to eat? and he’s telling you soup, shrimp, it’s better!
AlexA: Len, okay, today is Friday, we’ll drink beer with shrimp. Do you have soup? It is :-)
Lisi4ka: I... you found each other.