Cat food - 18 rubles, toilet filler - 440 rubles, a special vacuum cleaner for animal wool - 25 thousand rubles. Having a cat at home is invaluable!! to

It is dedicated to my barbecue ;)

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s make a condition: a dumb man is a woman of easy behavior, a dumb man is a universal interdomain.

Anyone who is able to sneeze without blinking and say the letter P with his mouth open will get out of the matrix.

xxx: I remember my childhood, the snack on the hoodie...Now the growth does not allow =((
I have an instinct of self-preservation.

If you think cats are easy. Try 1 (one) day to lick a fur cap.

Hello, lovers of narcotics!
We don’t like to crack!

XXX: Christianity
YYY: and Chen?
You remember I offered you to take Tunisia a couple of weeks ago?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: so, there are two other idiots running now, we’ve missed our chance =(

I give my children only two medicines: coal and plaster.
Why the coal?
1: From the hustle!
Why the coal??? The patch and so will help if applied correctly!!!! to

XXX: Hello
YYY: HYY
XXX: Let’s go without it. JAZA
YYY: Ok

The year 2031. Post on a computer forum:

People help, the antivirus key is out, - viruses have blocked the door of the refrigerator, I am starving! by SOS!"

wasya+ (23:48:33 16/01/2011)
My sister was
Loyalty (23:48:42 16/01/2011)
? to
wasya+ (23:48:46 16/01/2011)
She solved her homework for a quarter in mathematics.
wasya+ (23:49:06 16/01/2011)
She says with words how smart I slept to sleep

Fuck, you know what happened to me.)
YYY: What is it?
XXX I was in the bathroom.
YYY : YYY?
XXX with eyes closed
I also fell my shirt.
XXX: I was asleep at that time.
I dreamed it was you.
XXX We started kissing.
After that, my mom broke up and broke our idylly.

Lаdy In Red (03:17:38 17/01/2011)
How to Write a Carrot?

Finn (03:18:11 17/01/2011)
You just wrote it right now ;)

From the movie discussion on the router:
Among the gay there are Tchaikovsky and Mercury (in the Beatles who sang). And many famous writers.
Yyy: It’s not the Beatles, it’s the Queen, and there’s no need to say anything.
Zzz: Do you doubt the intimate friendship of Mercury with Tchaikovsky? They also played in "The Beatles".

Sharing is useful. And here is a simple example for you: I once was just two cells, but the division made me a human being!

A: I was blocked on Facebook.
A: Your account has been blocked because the name it was registered with is not real. The site does not allow the registration of users under false names, copying the identity or company, as well as any other attempts to pretend to be another user.
B: So you were under your name?
A: Yes Yes
A: Dmitry Medvedev

And when I had food on my plate when I was a child, my grandfather said that my wife would be red if I didn’t eat. For some reason, I immediately grabbed the spoon and started to eat cramping and... I still fear red babes =/

Stepanenko P.V.The end is near!
UWCH: And before him always hand in hand. If only the lightning did not come.

I work in a bank, seemingly a cultural institution, but next to me sits a cute cute girl who gives out winged expressions every day, like a third-grade welder:

Fuck you fuck!
Eat your twenty.
Eat your twelve!
You are from DAZ (accent on the second word, pronounces with Paphos)!
Fuck you with Cadillac and Pamela!
I can’t wash, I can’t wash, my hands are golden.
Fuck the crew!
Marty is Marty!
How is he called?

And often repeats: "You sit in the same office with you, you will not get that" And how, from me, an IT specialist, you can get that?)

We have a tradition – each year on December 31st we go, and on January 1st we don’t go.