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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24722
 11.01.2010
†-=DVH=-† (10.01.2010 04:18)
I have 25 volumes of Lenin's works here, which have been in circulation for 5 years.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24721
 11.01.2010
Mom "treated"
Why do you lose weight? Why do you tell me, right? You are so cute to me! Just think about it! All the clothes will be wrapped, so you will have to change the entire closet!
Pause *
My daughter, let’s go down together!

There are no words :)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №24720
 11.01.2010
and Ohrenn! Now a bunch of library literature will be (and may have been) struck by someone...

[ + 90 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24719
 11.01.2010
Here it is worth sitting preparing for the exam, as a fool there will be 33 fucking cases, more important than preparation. cleanse the key, repaint the nails, cut in the ear. I will eat and sit down. You eat, you eat, you eat! Am I the only one?? to

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №24718
 11.01.2010
Whoever does not press the "funny" button will not give up the session!
Whoever clicks on the "funny" button will pass the session!

Students, do you see the difference?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24717
 11.01.2010
Irina: You can still rub glass toilet paper in the institutional toilet and write the work "the effect of nanoparticles on the behavior of others"

[ + 72 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24716
 11.01.2010
People, and anyone knows what the hell in the Chruščovks from the kitchen to the bathroom window?? to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24715
 11.01.2010
xxx:Linux is a curve to impossibility, so put it is not a hunt =\
yyy: He just repeats the curves of the owner’s hands =)

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №24714
 11.01.2010
He: It’s so nice to sleep with you in the same bed after a quarrel.
She wakes up alone in a locked, burning apartment.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24713
 11.01.2010
•••Susla••
So yesterday I stuck so that I tried to enter the room through the refrigerator.
•••Susla••
Aaaah! the blue
•••Susla••
not you
Masonry
A) A) A) A) A
•••Susla••
I have to do it! 😉 😉
•••Susla••
Please 😉 😉
Shenzhen (18:52:41 10/01/2010)
Have you put the refrigerator in? :)
•••Susla••
my mom said that yesterday I beat my head on the shelf in the refrigerator "What a fool made such high steps!!!?"))))))))))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24712
 11.01.2010
You turn from a friend to a friend when instead of a red flower you see the icon of invisibility.

[ + 639 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24711
 11.01.2010
My cat survived a dog, another cat, a turtle, white rats, a hunter and a rabbit.
He grew up with two children (with me and my brother) who pressed him...
Previously he slept on the monitor, and now with a cloudy mistrust relates to the LCD monitor.
At 7 a.m. he wakes me up for school. Even though I know he’s doing it just to feed him...
He was never in the shoes.
He is proudly drawn to the toilet, why the morning line to the toilet is created.
I am two years older than him. I am 19.
And he still plays with his own tail..)))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24710
 11.01.2010
About 1.5 Russians cannot leave France due to snowfall"
1.5 Russians are serious.

[ + 179 - ] Comment quote №24709
 11.01.2010
c ffclub'a
I go to the supermarket, and the doors there are sliding glass... And one half of the door is all in a web of cracks... Well, I went in, I go to the shelves, and I think, here is a fool who walked called for the New Year, the door broke up... I bought foods, I go back...

Here is a break like in Zadarov.

In general, I go to the exit again to these doors, and near the door is a yellow sheet, and whether there is a girl selling perfumes, or SIM cards, or what else, but the girl is beautiful and she has a cut, and sheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №24708
 11.01.2010
I now have a sex-talisman tree
The girl came to visit me, there and there, romance, the lights turned off, the tree blinking
A tree blinking with different frequencies. I started moving in the rhythm of the tree. The tree is faster, I am faster. The tree is slower, I am slower.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The girl said it was the coolest sex in her life...I was in shock. This is what they need, it turns out.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №24707
 11.01.2010
A 5-year-old (girl) in the zoo, seeing a white bear dive into the pool, said: "Oh, yippity! They are still swimming!"


[ + 96 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24706
 11.01.2010
And you also think that watching the screen is not to respect yourself, and it is better to wait for the DVDRip?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24705
 11.01.2010
I understand of course the name of the cafe "U Svetlana" there or "U Oleg". But the cafe "The eagle"... The owner burned?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24704
 11.01.2010
Do you have cowards in the strip or in the heart?
In the ass they...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24703
 11.01.2010
After NG, the canned banks from under the hose in the entrances changed to more elite - olive, and even from under the caviar!
Or on the thin end - peanuts and corn...

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