From Habr:

This typically characterizes developers not as paranoids, but rather as people with abnormal body structure and an alternative worldview, gently speaking.

>> How well you masked the phrase “hands from ass grow”

Urals are less likely to die at work. This is news on E1.
When was the last time you died at work?? to
Yesterday... the important was dying... and today at death...

Comments under video "Counterfeit iPhones crushed by excavator"
Q: When will this be done with corruption?
UUU: Corruption cannot be fought – she knows Judo!

All of us! The husband gave a stunning recipe for icota: drink water from a plate.
No delays in breathing and half-garlic in the ballerina's posture are comparable!

My husband and I bought boxing gloves. We come to the store, we stand, we choose. The Advisor (K) is the following:
Q: Do you want to help you choose?
I: Yes, how do I know what size is right for me?
Q: Well you dress and hit something, if you do not feel the pain and will not slip, then they fit.
Well, I didn't think long, the closest one and hit... Near was a husband, to whom I actually methyl on the shoulder, and accidentally got into the solar plexus. After listening to the compressed “KHEEEE” of a buyer who was bent in half, the consultant rounded his eyes, stepped back a few steps and gave me:
Q: You have such a beautiful coat.

I went to the same store last week. There appeared a sign "Please consultants do not test products".

A comment to the horror on one of the torrent sites:
I looked at the laptop. He went specifically at night to an abandoned house nearby...... briefly wiped out the whole house and all the pants!!! to

Maximus: Yesterday a friend's son was born so yesterday night from the schedule flew out completely.. and this morning at the same time)
Alex: Was another born this morning?
Maximus: No, today I was born )) again learned to walk, to breathe, to eat.

Recordings on the brother's page in the social network:

I want Spanish with a deep cut (
Yesterday at 17:40
......
Spanish guitar with a deep cut under the left hand. The pervers are fucking.
Yesterday at 17:55

;D

In Novosibirsk there are naturally streets Anodna and Katodna. Not just eating, they cross. According to the logic of things at their intersection should be the area of Short Switching.

The first comment to the news "9-year-old boy became a Microsoft specialist"

XXX: Soon, a lot of things become clear.

A normal guy's socks are considered to be finally hollow when you start to think of which side to wear them.

My husband goes to work in the morning:
Something needs to be done to expand consciousness.
Accept the Islam.

At the question, why he does not take part in the fighting in the Verkhovna Rada, Vitaly Klitschko replied: “Free? Have you saved? For one battle, I usually get $10 million. In an average battle, I do 100 strikes. So each of my hits is worth $100,000! Who will pay them to me?”
Ukrainian voters thought about it and started collecting money.
YYY: I would have fallen off too.
YYY: and in general just need to sell tickets.... from those wishing to see the departure will not be :)
XXX is 100%
yyy: throw an announcement - a fight in the VR with the participation of Vitaly Klitschko!!!! ticket to the balcony 1000 UAH.... participate in the noise 10000
On the side of Vitaly.

XXX Dear colleagues! Due to the limited budget for 2013, expenses for the purchase of toilet paper are not provided.
Yyy: And I’m all hoping for paper towels in the toilet.
xxx: If you stretch your hands hard, they will dry up on the way to the workplace :)
What about the ass? Going along the road too?

My plastic windows are sound insulating. There is no homon of children chasing for soccer under the windows, alarm screams, drunk broken-outs, cat mid-series, and only the shooting of the wool in the winter and the slashing of the grass-cutting machine in the summer can be heard so clearly as if I, a fox, were sleeping on the street.

I look at the collection. The registrator has a car in the forehead, everything is in dirt, the cap has risen, the camera has fallen. After a minute, the ironic commentary of the navigator is released: "you have gone off the route"

This is what you need to be a pederast in order to be a pederast in Ivanovo.

GwarriorG: The clever Jews invented Satan to sell his soul to him!

Deputies are proposing to revive the family estate in Russia.
What did they not write about the serfs? Are they embarrassed?

XXX: Did you see it in Kazan? All around and beautiful.
Yyy: I saw rice with carrots and meat in Kazan. It is beautiful. I have not been to Kazan.