My boss is a superhero!
– to?
A fool simply.

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I am also such a winter hockey sports in the summer roller coaster. Unitary
I forgot about the Russian language textbook.
I am very literate, I am still a bachelor of economics.
A. Well then yes.

Nashville
When I don’t want to learn, the walls become interesting for me.)

Nashville
Last year I studied, then looked at the wall and fell asleep.)

Tongor: At one of the exams, I actually got a ticket with a number 5 in the middle.
The Lord. How did the predecessor interpret this?
Did you put 5 at once?
Tongor: Yes, there were three tickets with five and five with four. One about the color of the textbook, one about the name of the teaching, also, like, there were tickets about the degree of the teaching and the name of the subject.
Tongor: And the super prize was given to the one who stumbled in the basement for the mineral, lol.

Ownworld: The ones I built
You have a lot of "D"
Ownworld: Soon I Saul West

I was in the pension fund today. While filling out the application from one of the employees, the other asks the third:
- Listen, she has a pension by age, disability and in the clamps of veterans of the WOW. When she dies, where will she go?

XXX is bl. I hate these antibots.
YYY: What’s wrong with them?
XXX is all! I had to enter the code on the exchange: shluh terier. He broke out that beliberda.
YYY: The Prostitute Terrier Is this kind? HDD
XXX: Oh, the leg for "Chappie" gives?
YYY: And the eggs lick not only themselves!
Blatter, Maryn, how did you trust your children to teach?

@tummyl0ver: If we save, we read the menu from left to right, and if with money - from top to bottom.

I too...We and my brother in the distant childhood, when our parents sent us to the village for the summer, these same flies, the hands on the scraps caught...This is where I have such a reaction...And above the skill was shielded to release and immediately sharply catch, for such an indicative performance I could win a whole day...I don’t do, the whole day is working the loser. A couple of adults.)

Tagged cash, cash
You may even call, 5 years have not been seen.

FanMax PixPam (10:37) :
You have a vacation.
Bring me a goose from the village.

Alexey Kalyuk (10:42) :
We do not hold goats.

FanMax PixPam (10:42) :
Fuck, there is a goose.

Alexey Kalyuk (10:42) :
Should I steal?

FanMax PixPam (10:42) :
Why steal
Tell him to go to the city with you.

Alexey Kalyuk (10:42) :
O_O

Yesterday until late, the upper neighbors were having fun with very loud music.She didn't sleep and brutally avenged at 6 in the morning, rolling the columns full with the words: "You can't fall asleep without music, and I can't wake up."

XXX: Feeling like a wicked man. I remove the game from the client's comp "Mixers go on campaign", saying: "Mixers don't go on campaign".

Anna, 4 years old: I will soon get married
Will you invite me and my dad to the wedding?
– No
and?
You did not invite me to yours.

We go with a friend, we pass by the pharmacy:
I: Wait, I have to go and buy condoms.
He: Oh, have you met someone?
I: No, at work with the guy I bet he won’t be able to invite a new one to a date.
He is a young man, and the devachu has caught, and the gondons have stumbled.)

Victoria Beckham compares her husband’s member, David Beckham, to an o_O tractor’s exhaust pipe
YYY: Well, what do you say here... exalted poetic relationships in people.

Daviece looked at the demotivator, which depicts children, with horror in their eyes, scattering "A collection of tasks for entering the VTUZY under the edition of M.I. Scan" and signature – childhood is over. I am still scared when I see this book. How much grey she has plunged into us, especially the tasks of Group C.

When I was in school, and I was studying well, I laughed at stories about sleepless nights during a session at the universities. After all, like this, you can prepare, calmly learn everything. Now they laugh at me...

Handur
Is it not Leonardo DiCaprio lying on the floor?
and
Drblack
I do not understand in lying dicapries.
and
Handur
In the Titanic he sank, in the beginning he slept.
Here he lies.
and
Drblack
Interesting work

Comments on Smart Refrigerator:

Exhibition CES2023 presents to your attention the toilet, which:

a) analyzes feces, making a conclusion about human health

b) the sound of the curtain

c) is subordinated to your fifth point

d) washes, wipes, and sends data to the social network, where your friends can estimate how much your toilet has done the job perfectly.

e) if friends did not like the work of the toilet, they can send the data to the server and the developers will be able to correct the errors

Samsung Galaxy Sral: reliability, environmental protection and hygiene.

I talk to a girl, she is a big lover of horror films and all kinds of horror films.
Tell me something terrible.
I: for example?
It is: Think of it.
I: well
I: Iran has nuclear weapons.
She says, “It’s not scary.
I: You’re not scared, and the Americans are just fucking fucking ?