A man should be a little more beautiful than a monkey.
A man must be slightly more beautiful than the monkey he lives with.! to

I sit down, drink beer, want sweets.
I found a bite, eat, very sweet.
I drank beer after the acid condensation.
He fell into a cycle.
Stir with milk.
Now I sit and think, can the body digest THIS?

Sometimes I immediately wanted to knock on an aska to a person who said in the information: "I can send a nahuy in 27 languages."
Alchemist Dairon

I am Laff Bilein.

and lafff :D

They are myths.

My brain, my brain!! to

Quantum Resonance

Fuff, it made it easier.

X: I don’t want anything anymore. Just take a soap, a rope, and go to the river.
Washing the rope?

YYY: I don’t understand why 40-50-year-old men are drawn to stupid young girls aged 18-20. Of course, a beautiful young body, smooth skin, elastic ass. How do you get up on your fools?! to

We, unlike you, are not brains.

The panic fear of girls before a serious relationship is associated with the transition from the shave to the epilator.

Have you ever had sex in the bathroom?
Cat is no. This is blasphemy.
Margo : Why?
I have a Soviet bath. There was no sex in the USSR.

In the summer it was still, came after a long and tough game (I strike football) bad, dirty and tired.I took a bath, just went down and started to hear the door call,and such a long persistent call.Long suffered but calls and calls,do nothing wrapped in the towel and went to open.I came to the door of the bathroom"who is there?"I answered "s mail to you a letter ordered".I open the door, and there a girl of 18 years (student probably worked on vacation) clapped for five copies, talked almost no matter what, still surprised what it was with her.Now I took the envelope, I returned to the bathroom and here I understood why the boy was so strange that he was unworked in

I am looking for sex without commitment.
Find a link.

And you remember your first columns "Genius" for 150 rubles... such small, white-blue...which were bought "for the first time"? and :)

Please please!
I’m not asking for this quote to get into the Best, I don’t need it. Desires are fulfilled in the abyss. And I want to ask everyone who reads this quote just wish me good luck. I will take the exam on Sunday for the fourth time.

XHH: What are you doing?
Exam on the nose! What else can I do? I am collecting mosaics.

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I covered you with a blanket, good night.
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Why not me, but only me?
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As soon as you fall asleep, I will put all the blankets on me.

It is better to remain a mystery than a disappointment.

Do you remember the last ice? Well, when after the December rain the frost hit. I saw an interesting picture then, now I will share.
We have in the area, to new houses, the descent is quite steep, fifty meters from the mountain jump, and here is such ice. Children are happy, but adults are troubled. I am standing on this hill, thinking how to spy down without casus, until the castles brought the sand. Here is company.
and three. Under the hammer. Two is nothing, and the third is nothing at all, what is in the forehead, what is on the forehead. The link between the two. I went down and got up too. They do not know how to go, the third and falls in the same place. As long as there was something between them, the grandmother is God’s godfather. What, my friends, is the problem? The heads left. He says, I will help you now. Give me your sweaters. And so they stumbled on their necks. Pick up, says your friend, and be stronger! Those two, and for whom? Grandma did not go into detail. She said, tie, so tie and don’t overwrite the elderly. Well, the men bonded his friend’s hands, his legs too, although he stood up. Grandma commands – go to bed! and start it.
The man bound to the bottom flew through the torpedo, at the very end on the turn in the border with his legs kicked. The grandmother looked, pretty squeezed, and you, she says, shake, and somehow go down yourself. Well, we are all misunderstood, I also joined those two, said, hung up? Oh, says Grandma, young and green. I was a girl in the war, a guerrilla. Once they left the German in the Carpathians, some of them were on horses, the ice was worse than it is now, and the slopes there were more. A horse from such a slope to let, think that to death, the legs will definitely break or the butt will crush. They do not go by themselves. Here we tied their legs, so that when they slipped down, they would not try to get up. No horse was lost.

Why are you so fat?
Because I eat breakfast myself, my friends share lunch with me, and my enemies give me dinner.

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to this:

Leska, I know that you’re sick now and you don’t want to see anyone, that you’ve turned off the phone and don’t approach the door. But you must know that you have me and a few others who love you anyway. Everything in your life will be fine, just believe it. You are only 22 today and you have a whole life ahead of you. So let today be the first day you start living again, let it be your real birthday. Believe in yourself and live, no matter what. Happy Birthday family.

People, bring to the best please, the girl reads regularly only this resource, this is my last hope to reach her.



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Congratulations to you! It will be a goo ;)

Let’s go for a walk, don’t forget about 5 caramels! You disputed me then.
Such a small... horror.
Q: Do you think five caramels are small?? to

And you also seem like you hit her ex, but her new girlfriend still want to just take and fuck?