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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №92546
 15.01.2014
xxx: Do you not find it strange for Christians to celebrate the circumcision of the Lord, if they themselves do not?
Well, they do not do much of what Christ did (do not love their neighbor, do not forgive their enemies, etc., not all, of course), and you are right, by the idea it should be more a celebration of the name of Jesus than circumcision for Christians, besides, do you not know that there are two sects that are searching all over the world: some are looking for his umbilical cord, others - the extreme flesh, because these are the only parts of the body that remain after him on earth, after his ascension to heaven. Those who believe in the existence of the umbilical cord are called puppies, and those who are in the extreme flesh are called otherwise. Both of them are believed to be heretics and have fierce disputes with one another. So far, neither one nor another has been found.
XX: How do you know so much?
Koyalnik Hrenov: the Internet needs to read more, there will not write that ;)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92545
 15.01.2014
xxx: introduced to google translator "trap"
xxx: he said to me "shotgun" and added: "This option is better than the automatic?"
xxx: I sit and think: but actually, which option is better
xxx: a shotgun or something automatic

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92544
 15.01.2014
I’m sorry, but it’s just Ahtung!

After school, my husband worked as a pathologist for many years, where he saw a lot of exciting spectacles. Then he went to the troops: visited various hotspots, once tortured in captivity, not once caught bullets and miraculously survived, received a high rank and many orders. He was also a man who saw a lot of things. But after watching the cartoon "Aladdin" with the children, he eventually cried. To say that I was confused is to say nothing.

After school pathologist for many years, and then even into hot spots?! Lots of orders? Not medals, but orders. Then there is an Emergency Mechanism... or it is a Terminator, or it is Chuck Norris!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92543
 15.01.2014
When you read the chatter on a forum that has already been cleaned by a moderator, there is a feeling of a deaf conversation. And most importantly, it is offensive to know who who why and why.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92542
 15.01.2014
Hi the author! By the way, I also like this ÁÕâýÃû. Strange that you only have one of his songs, the last album is all a bomb! Particularly I liked Øåðæõ ü¢¸ï and ƒ×ýþîç‰

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №92541
 15.01.2014
Admin, return comments to quotes, at least you could not read them.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92540
 15.01.2014
w3bl0rd: I am for the gifts of the Hohhls. Salo, gorilla, that’s all that.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92539
 15.01.2014
Comments to the news "Corruption among police want to equate to stateism":
Skynet: The headline (apparently not added): "... and the punishment for the government change and make a fine of 5000 rubles".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92538
 15.01.2014
I decided here with my husband to watch porn Oscar, he is AVN. Started since 2001. Literally on the second nomination comes the winner, and the husband cries "Yes, she is like a prostitute dressed".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92537
 15.01.2014
My chances of getting married are girls with terrible names. Only this can explain the despair of such a scale.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92536
 15.01.2014
On the head of Oleg.

Falling from the balcony by Sigmund Freud

Ulyanov Lenin has fallen.

In the Twelve Tomes.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92535
 15.01.2014
Tomorrow we have 15!
M: Oh you, wear a warm coat and warm trousers)))
I'll do it with cowards, but I'll replace my jacket with a snowboard jacket.
M: I haven’t even started talking about the hot lift.
Q: Do we have girls about hot lifts??? Do you want me to tell you a story about Push-up?
M: I'm glad you appreciated my intentional proximity))) and I want a story
Oh my dear, this is not a fairy tale!
I want a story!! to
A fairy tale is when a girl says it’s all natural.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92534
 15.01.2014
The colonization of Mars. Terry Pratchett has a book "Lost" (not about the flat world, not entirely), and there is such a phrase (I literally don't remember):
There were crazy people at that time. They could send the robot, but he was not able to orient you in uncharted circumstances. And so they sent a man, but to one end."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92533
 15.01.2014
Do you want to know what the driver feels?
Oh shit, this is a shit now!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92532
 15.01.2014
As if in this irrevocable way they broke even the harsh Lukashenko, achieved from Belarus some important concessions for Australia.
I can’t sleep!! What do these two countries do? Tell me. very interesting.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92531
 15.01.2014
Moscow will lose up to 1.5 million rubles due to the breakdown of video cameras

Of course, they will lose the baby. but how fun it would be if it was a duck and the next week hundreds of happy idiots got the account for the nichu sum :) ahahahahahah

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92530
 15.01.2014
The female logic:

You talk to me like you are talking to a fool.
Well you, dear, I agree with you.
Wife: You agree like you agree with a fool!! to

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92529
 15.01.2014
xxx: fails to load 404 error page with error 502

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92528
 15.01.2014
Introduction of a deadline for publication on the Internet of rumors about banks. Commentary :

A local chronicle of the type of Lubretsk TV: alongside the PPS patrol on the Industrial Street detained a citizen Ivanov 1968 born, who was in a drunk state expressed distrust of the Sberbank and moreover doubted economic stability, before the citizens standing in line to the lombard. A criminal case was initiated against him and a sentence of imprisonment of up to 3 years was envisaged for the crime.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №92527
 15.01.2014
Discussion of the article "Fablet" in Wikipedia:
X: What is the word "phablet"? Thro the runet, such devices are called ceilings. I propose to rename the article to the ceiling (mobile device)
In the Russian-language press, in addition to the word "phablet", the words "smartphone", "plateau" are used, which occurred through the fusion of the Russian words "smartphone" and "tablet", as well as the term "flanchet".
Y: Probably the author of this article lives in some other Russia and reads another press. Because of all of the above, you can only find the "top". Usually only in narrow circles. In most cases, either “smartphone” or “tablet-smartphone”.
Z: Fablet – I hear this for the first time. They usually say either “top” or “smartchett”. But this is just a jargon.
w: The ceiling of ordinary Russian people all their lives called the glass lid of the lamp. A difficult thing is a leaflet on the ceiling. Let’s better call the locomotives “parquet”. Or “hydroelectric power plant”, well, or “Brezhev” to a bad end.

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