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xxx: Lack of drivers in the list of devices, hardware id: ptun0901
What is this driver?

Evgeny Moryakov : This is the driver TAP-Windows Virtual Network Driver, in my case this device appeared after using the program KMS to activate the program, on this device driver as I understood to put not real because it virtually connects the program and activates some software, a lot read about it and came to the simple and briefly just removed this device driver for it not to put.

Moderators of the forum : Tell us in more detail, what "program" did you activate KMS? Which OS is installed on your device? How did you acquire it? Tell me, don’t be ashamed.

He writes a letter to Santa. A maid rests next to the chair.
Do you want to write a letter to Santa?
Fatherhood: No
Son : Why?? to
I think I don’t need anything.
You don’t need a new boot? (Our grandmother has a caterpillar)
A lump, maybe I need it.
The next day, they found a letter written by a caring grandson.
Dear Father Christmas. My name is 60 years old. Give me a gift for the New Year"

The main difference between knowledge and wisdom is that wisdom is never useless.

Seven-year-old daughter yesterday first watched "Irony of Fate" and calmly concluded that it is a good movie about unpleasant people. Only Hippolyte is normal.

A guy and a girl kissing on the couch.
She is:
Do you want to put on music for sex?
Go to!
Standing up and engaging Mendelssohn’s March.

Why don’t you follow my instructions? Am I your boss or your dog?
Both one and the other.

My cat is almost 14 years old.
Did you photograph him?
Why Why?
So he gets a passport.

XX: You did so wisely that you didn’t go to visit them. Oh my God, they are somewhat wicked. They say, say, try these "sandwiches with tears", they chew, they chew. In appearance, just bread with pasta, and under the pasta a thick layer of mustard.
YYYY : YYYYYY That was my recipe. xd

My friend works at Oracle, iron support. The client has a seat from one of the stands. At 2 a.m., the temperature steadily rises, then the food is cut off, the hellish overconsumption begins on the interruptor, after 40 minutes everything returns to normal. Change everything you can and can’t. did not help. The client cries and mosquitoes, the management is nervous. Calls for 30 people from a bunch of units. In the end, one girl wondered why it always happens exactly at two. Added access to the card. At 2 o'clock in the morning, the grandfather's cleaner goes to the machine room. Grandpa is called on the carpet, tortured what he is doing there. Grandfather tells him how he walks with the vacuum cleaner, nothing suspicious. The camera was put. At 2 in the morning again. Raise the recording.

Daddy comes into the room, hanging the coat (!) Standing on the back (!), pulls out two wires from the strip, a vacuum cleaner is plugged into one socket (!In the other cup (!Drive the vacuum cleaner for half an hour and drink tea for 10 minutes. He then pulls the wires back and leaves. Everything was explained.

During the process, it turned out that the grandfather was of a very respectable age, and dusting here since the time when there was a paper archive of the department in the room. From his point of view that some cabinets, that others - no difference.

A moment of common sense and fact-checking.
A minute of German:

In Germany, the whole beer is produced under the name "Fucking Hell" ("Fukking light"), where hell in German means "light el", and Fucking is taken in honor of an Austrian town.

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First, hell is just the word ‘light’, it has nothing to do with elus. And not fucking, but fucking. The end of -er is the equivalent of our "-sky" (Wien - Wiener, Fucking - Fuckinger).
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Not exactly fucking. The Germans are not stupid and understand that if you write according to the rules, the profit will be lower. What is typical, it is easily checked by Google, but you need to "knowledge" to demonstrate faster, not time to check.

During a thunderstorm, lightning most often hits a tree standing alone.
The proximity of the reservoir creates an additional hazard factor.
Gold is one of the best conductors.
Question: Why did Pushkin so dislike his scientist cat?! to

Men do not have the biological ability to distinguish their children from their own.

Yes, women do not have such a “biological” capability. Or do you think she instinctively, on a genetic level, feels what kind of baby she is?

I was taught that help at home and obedience are my natural duties by default, and I have nothing to do with it. But for the failure, I rely on Lula.
So I grew up as a quiet and quiet girl and quietly played torture and funeral in my corner.

A comrade called and said he owed me 100 rubles, and entering the new year with debts is a bad sign. So he transferred my money to the card. A comrade who owes me 100,000 a long time doesn’t call, apparently he doesn’t believe in signs.

I recently watched an article about artificial intelligence. Soon it will be impossible to determine who is in front of you – a human or a robot.
and elementary. If the debt... b is a person

The Blue Fire

Oh, here you are principled, well, and celebrate with the same.
And I love my grandmother, my grandmother from her youth loves Fire, and I didn’t have the time to celebrate with her, without depriving her of her favorite program.

xxx: when you already understand and accept that the babies of the dope are complicated and you need to treat them very carefully, some fool takes and gives you a penny in the woods.

Commentary on Titanium
Do not pay attention to those who write "what shit have I just seen?". They say the same when they look in the mirror.

In Germany, the whole beer is produced under the name "Fucking Hell" ("Fukking light"), where hell in German means "light el", and Fucking is taken in honor of an Austrian town.

HHH: Today it was funny - I was taking food for the restaurant. The cook cookes, the waitress puts it on the table, I take a picture and he takes it to the hall.
xxxh: there are a lot of them I don’t know anyone, I just photograph systematically in the chamber that was allocated to me
xxh: brought a row salad, I began to photograph it from different sides and right in the process the guy who brought it, sits down and starts eating it.
I thought he was trolling me, and it turns out that the guard came for lunch and didn't know what the shooting was.
Do you have a job like taking food for food?