Risk is noble. And even necessary. As one of my acquaintances said, playing cards - who does not risk, they do not ride in the trunk!

I read the marriage signs, encountered the following: If your firstborn suddenly gets seriously ill, you need to put on the wedding suit and as if to sit in it on the child, saying at the same time: "Which place she gave birth, such and healed. It is true.” The poor children, o

M brought the salary with five thousand papers.

Q: Can I see it? (They are expecting ) Let us have some ritual with them to increase wealth!
M: Ritual... photocopying?

The soul is not the face, you can’t make plastic!

The castles were big.
The 1961 year. The summer. The holidays. A military ship from India arrives in Odessa port with a friendly visit. Indian marines are sent to the shore for dismissal.
At this time, in Odessa itself, somewhere near the port, a little boy cries his mother small coins to exchange for foreign coins. He collects a collection of old and foreign coins and just can not miss such an opportunity to exchange for a collection of new coins. His mother would give him five, ten, fifteen copies. At the end, probably, perceiving the seriousness of the moment, he gives his son another fifty copies. And here, he quickly runs out of the gate, turning toward the historic center of the city, where, he knows, meetings and fairy coins are waiting for him. The hand involuntarily turns the ringing coins in his pocket.
He was very lucky today. After leaving two quarters from his home, he encountered a troubled foreign mariner. The Hindu was tall, in all white, welcomingly smiling.
Change, said the boy, stretching his blood on his palm for exchange. The Hindus leaned, looking at the contents of the child’s palm. I took a handful of coins out of my pocket and sat down. They were unusual and therefore attractive. Some coins resembled chamomile, others square with a hole in the middle.
The boy immediately began to offer options. The smallest, his five kopecks, he offered for a copper Indian. 10 for a square with a hole.
Twenty for a chamomile with a three-headed tiger. A half remains. And here, he saw among the glare of the petty to the pain familiar Soviet metal ruble. The decision had not yet matured in his head, but his hands had already offered the sailor to exchange our penny for the ruble. The Hindu went out. What happened seemed to have made him very happy. He kicked the boy on his shoulder and offered to walk with him into the city center.
His feet pulled the boy to Tyrus. At the time, Tyr was a rare entertainment for children and is therefore extremely desirable. It was located in the basement of the well-known street in Odessa. He was shot with small-caliber guns and rifles. There was also a bullet "Maxim", possibly for beauty. The bullet cost a rage of money – 10 kopecks, that is, a kopecks more than a milk ice cream. The sailor gave the boy a ruble. He boldly walked to the seller and put the money on the bench with the words: “Uncle, ten bullets, please.” After counting the bullets, he asked, "Where have you learned to speak Russian so well?" "I am Russian," the boy was frightened, taking the bullets from the stand.
I was six years old. In the summer, under the sun on the beach, I became like
and Maugli. I don’t remember how we broke up with a sailor from far away India. But his warm attitude toward me, his kind laughter of childish tricks, along with his coins, have remained with me to this day.

The end of the shelf life of the yogurt means that the bifidobacteria have moved to the side of evil.

Achiney: Hello to you! Don’t you want to go to the skate today?
SOMA: Surfaces with a low friction coefficient are not my canyon.

Talk to another programmer (P) about New Year’s Gifts:
I: So what did they give you?
P: Hard at 1.5 terabytes and some perfume.
I am Crusoe. How are your perfumes?
Q: Nowau, the alcohol in them is too little, they don’t burn (I checked).
I used the past to break contacts. This will not be used as intended.)
I: Try splashing on the clothes.
Q: Will it not ruin? Unreasonable risk
I: How do you smell it?
Q: What do I smell of?

HIMIK: People, can you tell me what is undercover? I stopped drinking, smoking, playing Warcraft, started to lose weight and eat less, and the money still lacks.

Where in the bathroom of the mathematical faculty leaflets in the line?? to

XXX: Do not mislead me!

This ugly Khodorkovsky continues to commit new and new daring crimes in the past!
c) the scorpion

Pop singer Lady Gaga is going to release perfumes. However, unlike other stars of the show business does not plan to create a floral or wooden fragrance, the perfumes from Lady Gaga will smell blood and sperm and will be called "Monster".

I don’t even know what to add.)

smoke: yesterday came to a friend, lying kissed, well, all as usual, and on the wall she hangs a picture of bathi in shape, and how don't look, his eyes are looking at you, I just got a nipple

Grandfather fights with a dog (German Shepherd). I hear the message: "I blasted, the overseas fell!!and "

Rio is
Why do you have such a long interval?

Rio is
After my question I feel like a red hat.

If you do not understand the interlocutor, the interlocutor is a fool.
If the interlocutor does not understand you, the interlocutor is a fool.

Now in the news was told how in the houses from the cranes flowing water of green color. Municipalists added a dye to the water to determine the failure of the pipes.
Guess where? is correct. The Chelyabinsk!

I had to use the services of the priests of love. So I decided to order a more experienced one.
They brought her to me, and it all went its way.
I sit on a chair, and it is traditionally between my legs.
I sit and think, "blin daj, I don't know how to behave myself, how not cleverly in silence."
And then it came to me to say, “How is it?
She opened her mouth and said:
I have a son of your age and I’m doing it to you. So how do you think I am doing?

Do you have any babies working there?
What are the grandmothers?
He: Well, men of the female sex