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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108005
 11.01.2015
I am interested. All those who support Islamists in the case of France have forgotten the terrorist attacks on the territory of Russia. Or did bad Islamists explode in Russia, and good ones in France? In general, it is not about faith, but about supporting terrorists as such. It is funny that they accused the West of this, and themselves...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108004
 11.01.2015
xxx: even in his contract, there is such a provision that he has no right to die until he writes the Game of Thrones))
YYY: What if it breaks?
XXX: They’ll know that you can’t believe him

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108003
 11.01.2015
Ramiel2009: joke jokes, but I think that years so in 5 really will think that I am 10 years old, not that this is the year of registration account =(

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108002
 11.01.2015
Do you think that the ladies endowed with the shape of the "ears of the spaniel" carefully look for the underwear in shape?
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Those are searching! Here, not only the shape of the chest matters, but also the shape of the chest, the design of the seams and the material of this livery, and another million of all kinds of criteria, including the manufacturer's handle rate. Brushing is a silly idea for a gift, because the chance of winning is many times higher than the chance of pleasing. Give transparent t-shirts (this is a type of short t-shirts with assembly under the chest, who is not aware), silk hats, or sandwich belts along with socks, on the limb. The ladies will do it themselves.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108001
 11.01.2015
There is the impression that wooden miners are the victims of the thief, but those who answer them or threaten them legally are the same thieves. They are afraid to crack the next time.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108000
 11.01.2015
Especially talented:

The shape of a woman’s breasts is different. Make an individual blind and go with it for a gift.
And if you are serious, get a friend more or less a new underwear and come with it to a good specialized store. Probability of pleasure increases
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No need to pull anything. Take a bra and read the size on its label. There will be no label - look at another bracelet. Somewhere to find.

In the end, just ask the girl, she will still be happy when she gets a gift.
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The shape of a woman’s breasts can vary even within the same size. Or do you think that the sample in the underwear store is solely for what to determine whether the lady has a particular whirlwind or not?
An experienced seller will be able to pick up roughly the same underwear in size and size.
Did you think that only jeans of the right size can not fit on the figure?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107999
 11.01.2015
People prefer to share trouble.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №107998
 11.01.2015
When our eldest daughter was almost five years old, my grandmother began teaching her to read. The younger — three years old — sat opposite and listened with interest. I think you already realized that the younger was a much more receptive student and learned to read much faster than her sister. Unfortunately, after some time we realized with horror that the younger was reading, holding the book up with her feet – the result of the fact that during the classes she was sitting opposite.

The frightened grandmother had to work hard to fix the situation as carefully as possible, in the form of a game.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №107997
 11.01.2015
If your god is insulted by drawing and dancing, but not by murder, then your god is the devil.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107996
 11.01.2015
Photographing in the mountains.
Okay, well, and now say "theyyryr!"
All of Levi’s!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107995
 11.01.2015
What do we say to God of cleaning?
Not today!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107994
 11.01.2015
xxxx
By the way, it has long been proven by time that women torture their victims much more often than men. More abuse, more torture.

UUU
Some call it marriage.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107993
 11.01.2015
A little secret: LIN is two students, SPBGU, Lenya and Nikitos =)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107992
 11.01.2015
Chinese antivirus baidu has accidentally installed on the computer. I’d rather have the viruses :'-(

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107991
 11.01.2015
You are all losers. I bought the iPhone 5s yesterday, cheap and now there will be no problems with charging. It is like Nokia. I have a lot of such charges.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107990
 11.01.2015
In the wood powder is not necessary at all. Something that smells awful when burning. Then you will either recognize the thieves by their smell, or they will stop stealing.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107989
 11.01.2015
Now advertising is interested in me "Do you want to buy wood?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107988
 11.01.2015
The habit of calling coupled winchesters by names that initially mean a pair is convenient (such as Phobos and Deimos). Today I came up with another pair and I was able to remember the wonderful pair of Trurel and Klapauci, the most pleasant thing is that they came in the first letters! Good weekend to all cats!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107987
 11.01.2015
I love vegan flavors :)

The most famous spontaneous violence was the incident with Bernard Getz. The camarade was seriously squeezed, so in response to the next "give the little things, and if we find?" he just shot four, and the last, lying, - in emphasis, control. In our country, he would rot on a lifetime, and so - became a small icon of self-defense and an example for brave citizens. He voted for mayor, but lost the election because of imposing vegetarianism on everyone. When Bernie wished to introduce exclusively vegetarian diets in hospitals and schools, the people decided that he had taken enough franges in his life, and in terms of supplements, let him now go on.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №107986
 11.01.2015
He squeezed his foreheads with the remains of the deodorant left by the woman. I thought the bottle was empty, but it turned out that there was still a hair lacquer in it!

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