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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75937
 16.01.2013
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Earlier, a convicted resident of the capital of Udmurtia suspected a neighbor in the fact that she ate the crab stick belonging to him, and in punishment raped him.

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Be Funny
Look at me.
Do not eat excess sugar.

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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75936
 16.01.2013
Question on a website:
"Hello to you! Regulations regarding citizenship.
There are questions:
Can I lose my citizenship at the age of 18?
Why do I need it? 1) The idea of cosmopolitanism 2) I do not want to go to the army
By losing citizenship, the duty to serve in the army is lost.
What rights will I have if I renounce citizenship?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75935
 16.01.2013
If you kiss a frog, she will become a princess, and if you do not kiss a princess, she will become a frog.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75934
 16.01.2013
I remember how Kasparov boasted that he was lucky on the 13th number. He was born on April 13, he is the thirteenth world champion, and so on. But the heavenly office also has a sense of humor. Kasparov had the highest Elo rating in all chess history and he lasted thirteen years and was beaten by another chess genius Carlsen in 2013.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75933
 16.01.2013
The girls! Remember that penguins are snacks that ate after 18:00!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75932
 16.01.2013
Minelay: And she really has problems with loans. She picked them up and forgot to give them.
And I say to my sister.
I want to help your girlfriend with loans.
Minelay: Ask her
Minelay: How much will it pass?
Madam : )
It’s uncomfortable to just offer that money.
You can hurt her with that.
You are a very tactical person.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №75931
 16.01.2013
Is there any medicine for opening a second breath?
YYY : YYYYYYY The Magic Puzzle)
ZZZ: It is not an habit. side effects: depression, depression, insomnia...
xxx: o_o

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75930
 16.01.2013
xxx: there is an anime about girls tankist
xxx: well, I didn’t watch... it was interesting... until today I got a mushroom with a cut out of this mule...
My indignation had no limits in this galaxy.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: well... we close our eyes to such facts... that the girls are fighting for the OSU (well, that is logical in principle).. well there are all kinds of rabbits on the armor.... that from the side of the Soviets immediately go and the T-34 of the first models and the T34-85, the IS-2 and the KV-2 in the race.... and from the side of the OSU: the armor 4, the Stage-3, the LT-38, the M3-Grant-Li, the B-1 (French. the tank)
xxx: we close our eyes to the fact that the surpassing number of Soviet tanks can not systematically get at least 1 tank of the OSI... and those in turn take off the enemy's equipment with sniper shots... but also... the Soviet tanks fail at the first hit... when in turn... in the plot of the GG still fall... their armor is strong (this is even when in them (panzer 4) comes a suitcase from KV-2).
XXX: But that’s not the main thing.
YYY :D
xxx: the fact that IS-2 rushes to the slope of the pit in which he was hiding (inclination there at least 70 degrees)... and the fact that the tanks of the OSI quietly dive into the Church (and this is the tanks 6-8).... and the shells of the councils condemning them, simply not logically can overthrow this structure...
XXX: But that’s not the main thing.
XXX: The tanks are drifting!!!!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №75929
 16.01.2013
Just_Me> Pornography No – I have not heard!

XP1983 Just_Me> Without sound watched?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75928
 16.01.2013
XXX: What about the experiment?
Where do you get 510 domains?
X: Have you bought anything?
YYYYYYYYY
You want to fuck it, you want to fuck it? ?
YYY: shorter
YYY: There are some peddles.
YYY: who made the site
YYY: with replies
YYY: About our office
I remember showing you.
XXX: Aha
YYY: I want to try.
Tagged: extradition
YYY: Positive reviews
YYY: But since
YYY: I have to register.
Yyy: 500 sites
YYY: and place the comments there
YYY: I decided
YYY: what is easier to do
yyy: 500 websites with reviews

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75927
 16.01.2013
Sori if undercolored
Originallogin: yeah, yeah and you took me, yeah yeah...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75926
 16.01.2013
Question from the operator at HELPDESK:

Bollywood K.V.by :
How to Install an Orphography Check in Word

by RJOM. decided to give the task the highest priority and let it be coordinated with its leadership

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75925
 16.01.2013
Because our men only play games and don’t think about the future. I am looking for an American.
Q5: Yes, they are the days! We just walked them out in the dances yesterday.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №75924
 16.01.2013
I told my father that you would pay the bills.
Guri: In the sense?! to
In other words, you will have to pay for everything.
Guri: I did not understand
You will have to pay for everything: for light, for water, for gas. In terms of accounts, I say, the municipalities will have to pay.
Tagged with: ffu

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №75923
 16.01.2013
A new subject today. The new predecessor. We sit. He tells us: "Please pay attention to the location of the furniture in this audience. You are all there, look at me. I am alone here. Such a scheme can involve only one system of power. The Dictator"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75922
 16.01.2013
Zoldar: Now I caught a puzzle. A call is issued with a complaint: "The internet does not insert me". I even depended for a moment. When working on the Internet via Internet Explorer in some form of order with the right mouse button does not call the context menu with the command "Insert".

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75921
 16.01.2013
XXX: So I found the problem! I, out, every night, in addition to the battery, remove the carburetor from the car and take home - the immobilizer is such that you fuck off!
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YYY: You can’t get rid of it. cars from which you can remove your own hands in the courtyard of carburetors, hijackers are not interested.


[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75920
 16.01.2013
xxx: I went with a shrimp for fishing...woman said a day on 3...drinked like pigs, what I did I do not remember, before leaving comes a sms "if the shrimp is expensive, buy shrimp";

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75919
 16.01.2013
Announced!! to
The apartment is sold, there are headphones, everything for a comfortable living. A girl in the next room!!!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75918
 16.01.2013
Nothing shows the deplorable situation of our economy like social surveys:

"Who are you working for?"
1) Top Manager
2) Middle Level Manager
3) The Younger Manager
4) The Specialist
I have trouble answering...

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