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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75917
 16.01.2013
xxx: here my neighbors had sex, and the music was heavy in them) then I hear the girl asks "here hearing is good?"
HH: I wanted to answer yes! :D

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75916
 16.01.2013
Viewing "The Hobbit", behind a pair of "white collars" sits.
Even in the movie with a tie. accentuated and encouraged. After the phrase about the "long-term contribution" one sneaks and whispers quite loudly to the comrade:
What will happen to this contribution when they throw all the dragon gold into the market?! to
There will be nothing. They won’t go, they’re greedy.
Well then let them go.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75915
 16.01.2013
- You can write an emulator of poppy polyethylene and chew forever!
A roll on 150m2 costs a thousand three. You can steep up to the bloody mushrooms.
And then crush them...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75914
 16.01.2013
The World: Get Out!
QAARTEZ : -?? to
World: They don’t like me here.
Qaartez: What is it for?
Svet: - Well you understand... After 2 weeks of working to the table "Leaving, turn off the light" added "U"... =(

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75913
 16.01.2013
Q: Do you want to go to Karenina? 20:40 in Goodwin
YYY: I work until 21:15. As long as I get it, I think it will be drowned.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75912
 15.01.2013
To all the well-known paradoxes added another:
Chats for World of Tanks (MMO game about tanks) do not exist, but punishment for their use is provided!
...it is like in the Russian legislation – there is a punishment for a coup attempt and there will be nothing for the coup itself. Don't try it. Just do it.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №75911
 15.01.2013
How do you personally fight the system?
— Start > Menu > Log out of the system.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75910
 15.01.2013
Artzib: a child raised with memes was found on the Internet

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75909
 15.01.2013
Despite all this love, a man cannot be happy with the one he loves.
A good topic. and long. About a bottle.
I see you understand.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75908
 15.01.2013
by Ivan Rykov:
Who is on Movie 43?? to

Andrei Kuznetsov
Fuck, don’t go

Andrei Kuznetsov
It’s not an appeal, it’s an evaluation of the film.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №75907
 15.01.2013
A young man with a phone for 800 rubles and a watch for 6500, where to find you?!?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75906
 15.01.2013
From the taxi driver:
Sunny is in trouble today. with passenger
BBB: What is it?
Which one did it? ;)
With a passenger? Were they two written? and :)
DDD: People in traffic jams do not miss :D
He has fallen asleep! I fell asleep! The passenger woke up.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75905
 15.01.2013
"We are not alcoholics... just sober boring"

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №75904
 15.01.2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! I can distinguish reality from reality.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75903
 15.01.2013
XHH: Does anyone know how to remotely repair discs from macs with the power of thought?
Do not give again?
You won’t believe, last time I was eating. It is not now =(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75902
 15.01.2013
xxx: here in c# is asked
xxxx to represent a member?
XXX: I have to answer.
Close the door so that the mum cannot see.
YYY: and display

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75901
 15.01.2013
I live in Peter.
On Friday in history, the temptation, the savna, the Eastern Slavs were held. They came to tribal unions. The historian(s)
Write the vapors. They were the most backward of all the tribes.
Someone in the class: Where were they?
On the territory of the modern Moscow region.
The roar in the classroom stood such that it was heard from the whole floor :-D

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75900
 15.01.2013
<J> Look at what shoes!!! (The reference )
<M> how much is it?
<J> and what is it?and ;)
<M> just so how much?
<J> and what are you asking?and :)
<M> is just interesting, so how much?20 thousand?
<J> well almost...
<M> is this shit for 500 euros?!?! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75899
 15.01.2013
The neurons in his brain are dielectric.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75898
 15.01.2013
Some of our servers are called Roman Emperors. Then they ended and Harry Potter began.

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