My aunt says that when I was a kid I loved dinosaurs, and even more I loved drawing dinosaurs. But I could only paint members with legs.

Three times drowned is considered to be lying for a short time.

Included today in the car in some century business FM. I don’t listen, I walk quietly. On the radio manager of some creative agency tells how they help people with the organization of bright, memorable New Year corporations, children's holidays, etc. Quests with the search for Santa on the tropical islands, on Bali, and other ants.

And then he begins to tell how a very wealthy person turned to them, asking to organize something interesting for him, so that the holiday, as usual, did not turn into a banal drunkard. They began to offer him various steep options, he rattles: “It was... It’s boring...”

Then from hopelessness, the manager says, they offered him to congratulate someone in Santa Claus costume. The man thought, and said, “What, I like it!” He was dressed in suit, and bodyguards were dressed accordingly. These guys are strong, even had to sew under the costume order. One rabbit, another... I don’t remember who...

For the New Year's Eve, this brigade congratulated about thirty families. People are surprised, they think that acquaintances organized, and they just scattered at random addresses.

Since then, every New Year, the man with his money buys a bunch of gifts, and congratulates the Moscovites in randomly selected areas. Now with him also his wife rides, as a snowmen.

The cat was so often stabbed to the carpet that he converted to Islam.

From Habr:
Where else can I get quality advice on how to build a sovereign internet?
It is elementary! We write on the Hubr post that this is impossible, and in the comments we read what and how to do it correctly.

- the cat is available in various color and design solutions;
has a friendly interface;
- the entire surface of the cat is sensory, tactile pleasant, with multi-touch technology;
The cat rejects (does not accept rejections, throwing you to the winner);
- multi-platform cat (equally productively rolling on the couch, on the floor, on the table, on people, on any surface);
Cat - anonymous service (generates tons of untraceable traffic across the apartment, uses effective crypto algorithms);
- equipped with a secure voice call service (at threat notes in the voice this service becomes temporarily unavailable, and the cat itself moves into encryption mode).

The festivities. The Polyclinic. 2 working therapists. There are two huge ranks of patients who were not lucky enough to get to the hospital before the holidays. Each of them has already sat for 2 hours in front of the office, and most of the world dreams of leaving here as soon as possible. With envious regularity, the emerging confusion in the ranks immediately turns into noisy local conflicts, meaningless and merciless. Finally, a temporary quiet... And here to one of the rows approaches a naive guy and carelessly throws from high to the sitting: “I will pass without a row, I only close the hospital.”

I understand why I don’t sleep all the time. As you meet the new year, you will spend it. Next year I'll do as a child, I'll go to bed at 9 p.m. and see :)

If Tolkien had not been born.
A hundred and twenty years ago,
I could be normal...
Thank you Eve, it is done!

A discussion of the 2017 film of the 1960s: Atomic trains, weather control stations, photonic starfighters, and so on.
The commentary:
These were expectations. But here is the reality: "03 January 2017: An inhabitant of Yakutia blinded a giant cock from the dew"

Every time I watch the DPS chase offenders, I see that offenders regularly turn on the turn signals before making a turn.
They seem to say the DPS - "I observe the PDD despite the temporary inconvenience";

Celebrate the NG. I go to the toilet, there are roots in the embrace with the toilet, and in the ventilation you hear from the neighbors: "Bitter, Bitter!"and "

> There are a lot of non-traditional guidelines and childfries there now - someone must be on the other side of the weights.
> If you can afford it, why not?

Check out the "many children’s forum" and see how the majority can afford it. For example, they can afford to give birth to a seventh in a two-bedroom apartment, where in the second room is a brother/sister with family and children. They can afford to feed 5-7-9 children with one chicken foot for all, and for two more dishes - soup on a bouillon (10 liters pot) and oatmeal (5 liters pot) with twisted boiled meat from the same puddle. Beauty, comfort, bright memories of childhood, ah.

>>>>Oh, yes yes! To judge the real situation on the forums is, not otherwise, a testimony of a great mind and a deep understanding of life.)

exactly. My rural mom, when you try to tell her about the real life in the city, always says that I am wrong and that recently on TV there was a show in which everything was told completely differently.

I didn’t know there was stomach flu.
XH: Transmitted by kisses
WOW: Did you say that Cole infected you??...

It took my life to work "admin" on a call in one office, paid well, worked, trouble didn't know - more often than ZP once a month came and at a distance occasionally shaman, but at one "beautiful" moment general.dir (appropriate type) hired "executive director" in the office (my as a boss) and felt: every day, and after a day - this is such a problem, book is heated, here I have a super business idea - the site needs to...



And since the job was not the main one, I was quickly sent off with the end of my career in this company.



Half a year later the call (gen.dir of this company): - guy hello, we were all well in your work, we want to work like before and this fucking (approximately so it was said) no longer has the right to talk to you, if he has a problem and arises, then only through me.



I agreed and worked with them very successfully.

If you missed the cartoon in childhood, missed the fairy tale, do not despair when you become a parent, you will read all the fairy tales and watch all the cartoons a hundred or two hundred times.

Green Bank continues to surprise
Fresh business solutions. Other banks encourage purchases, free period and so on. But no: "you haven’t used your credit card for $50,000. Therefore, we reduce your possible loan balance to 25,000. If you do not agree, then bla. bla"
If you do not take a loan, you will have to take it in a few years.

In my childhood, the whistleblowers, whistleblowers, gifts - a whistleblowing uncle, buying Christmas presents in the Children's World.

Our children, as appropriate, modestly brought a small, on three sheets, a list of desired gifts. It was about dressing me into that character, and then running through a long basement balcony to the windows of the central room, holding a large bag in my hands. The children had already been called into the room, but they stood with the back to the glass.When I laid out the gifts from the bag, I shrugged my hand.The woman, as agreed, shouted: "Look!"The children turned around, I shouted loudly "Ho-ho-ho!" and rushed to run away on the balcony.While the children opened the heavy door to grab the gifts, I was already entering the room from the inside of the apartment, worryingly asking what happened and who was screaming.Then, when all the gift wraps were broken, the shouts of enthusiasm were heard, and the children were lying in bed, my daughter called me to her.
She was 8 years old at the time.
Tell me, was it you?
and what?
That you didn’t take off your glasses.
It’s not about me, it’s about Sasha, he could know you.
Well, and what?
“You know, he’s a little boy and he believes in Santa Claus. You can’t let him know it was you.
Will someone tell him?
I’m not sure, I think the story is always better than the truth.
She didn’t say anything to him.