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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №75897
 15.01.2013
Sorry, but to register your password must contain the head letters, numbers, hockey, hieroglyphs and the blood of five virgins.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75896
 15.01.2013
XXX: I don’t know how you, but I personally think Java is harder than PHP

YYY:java, but I have been learning Portuguese for a long time

I have to do it ? ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75895
 15.01.2013

1 Behold, you are a creature that shakes or a creature that has a right.
2 Behold, you are a creature shaking, or a creature with a driving license.
I am a creature that has the right to tremble.
2 and you may be the yeast that has the right to create

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75894
 15.01.2013
I believe that when one socket disappears after washing, there is one more free Dobby in the world.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №75893
 15.01.2013
Once in Yandex.Bar I lost in Yandex.Cards all Yandex.Money. I had to go home not on Yandex.Taxi, but on Yandex.Metro and Yandex.Electric. Yandex.People had a lot, but avoided Yandex.Probok, and when he walked past the fencing lined with Yandex.Posts, he the warm summer Yandex.Weather. On the way, I went to Yandex.Post and sent Yandex.Postcard to relatives with an invitation to visit Yandex.Opera.
It would be necessary, I thought, to look for a higher paid Yandex.Work, so that you can safely take a loan on Yandex.Auto, or even on Yandex.Real Estate. I came home, turned on the TV, and there Yandex.News. I was bored to watch them, so I sat down at the computer, opened Yandex.Browser and started watching various interesting Yandex.Video to listen to my favorite Yandex.Music. Yandex.The time was late, so I soon went to bed.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75892
 15.01.2013
The xxx:
My neighbor washed with holy water the criterion of the basket, written by me in the entrance to remember.
YYYY :
Are you joking?
The xxx:
No is
The xxx:
She does not know the Epsalon-Delta language.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №75891
 15.01.2013
The fucking test. The Swedes tested. Napoleon tested it. Hitler was testing. It is a decent country, and you are all calina fucking.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №75890
 15.01.2013
I’m going to be a genius engineer.
xxxh: Three times tried to make a radio receiver, all three nothing except RadioDachi did not take
XHH: A stitch connected self-made dynamics to the comp
I caught the Chinese opera.
XHH: Precisely, I included them 3 hours ago, and where this song in an incomprehensible language comes from - I only understand now.
I thought the roof was going.)
WOW: Nihera se :-D You didn’t catch Chinese military radio talks? Look at the government prize.
Q: What are the Chinese military talks, if they sing there?
XHH: The journey of India

[ + -21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75889
 15.01.2013
In the contact photo of the ancient tractor with the signature "first tractor "Zaporožec", presented by V.I. Lenin in 1923"

The first comment:

by NASSAL!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №75888
 15.01.2013
Inet is turned off. An hour and a half under a boring melody I listen to something like"stay on the line, thank you for waiting, you will be answered soon". The girl enters, pulling out the guitar.
"Innet is included. You call-say: "stay on the line" and with all дури start beating the strings and singing songs".))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75887
 15.01.2013
My younger brother is sitting with my phone, asking what Shazam is.
The type of song will recognize what is heard.
Half a minute later...I hear his voice trying to sing a song that the proga "understood"-
cloudy white horses.
Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do.
I almost fell from the couch.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75886
 15.01.2013
Sevmash plans to lay the fifth strategic nuclear submarine cruiser of the project 955A by July 28, 2013, and the sixth such ship in November of this year. The submarines will be named "Alexander Suvorov" and "Mikhail Kutuzov".
The stones
And what is Nakhimov or there’s Ushakov for example?
Because strategic boats are not for battle at sea, but for wiping out cities on land.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75885
 15.01.2013
Husband: If this thing lies on the floor, it is square! of logic?

And this man tells me about female logic!

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75884
 15.01.2013
The internet was better before. Wherever you look, porn is everywhere. And now what? Wherever you look, there are idiots everywhere.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №75883
 15.01.2013
From VIO:
They broke up the whole family in VK Maile and classmates what to do! to activate asks to put 30 000r
Thirty thousand? Nothing to yourself! and negotiate.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75882
 15.01.2013
My grandmother believes that the bad weather in Moscow is due to the planes. There are, say, too many flying, exhausts and all that. And they in Germany have a good weather in their village, because there are almost no airplanes there, and windshields drive exhaust gases from rarely flying airplanes.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75881
 15.01.2013
And the most insidious girls before the classic phrase "no sex before the wedding" add the word "more":(

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75880
 15.01.2013
inquiro: Paklya: there behind the hole, marked "WAN", here in it and you need to insert it
MoveTon: a hole in the ass and a hole in the router
inquiro: MoveTon: As a practicing surgeon, I assure you, a hole in the router! And don’t give god you to go to the reception of the Proctologist and repeat your statement!
inquiro: this narrow-profile specialist will immediately explain to you where the hole is and where the Anal Hole is, and will do it so insightfully that all the engineers in the world will not have enough arguments to challenge the claim of only one Proctologist!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №75879
 15.01.2013
Review of the Toyota TRD GT86 Special Edition:
111: I am on my aves in this car
What kind of shit did you get there???? to


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75878
 15.01.2013
What kind of gadget would you buy if you had 50k free?
WOW is a new kitchen. Only he is more expensive.
I have grown up, ch.

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