Well, here is the winner of the search phrase that came to my website :)

"How to cut a SIM card for ifon5"

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XY: What are you doing?
XX: I am very busy
I eat a fake.
Xy: What are you eating?
xx is fucking

2013-01-06 18:03
Depardieu is not a figure. In fact, Peter Richar is coming soon, and that is when it all begins.

These psychological tests are funny. I think I’ll go through alone. No need to think about describing what he presented. You see a horse in the forest. What is she? Well, I honestly paint in colours. The decoding killed: "The horse describes your ideal of the opposite sex". This is what it turns out, my ideal "snow-white, with the length of the gray and the MOHNATY COOPS?? to

It is useless to listen to a woman, it is enough to feel her.

not my own. He did not stop and stole.

From the wife of a friend (story).

We had one cat in the range, my husband, me and two babies strictly watching not to sleep at the same time. Grandparents and grandparents were interested in our lives just as I was interested in the life of ringworms. If you come, look through the glass with the sign "This is your children."

One day, the children fell asleep and fell asleep at the same time, we determined through the "papier knife stone" who was going to sleep and who was to roast the potatoes.
The neighbors wake up, they say, the smoke from the kitchen rains.

Once I got stuck in the elevator, called the elevator and asked to come to rescue me later, I need to sleep.

Once again I woke up, looked at my husband and asked, “Who are you?“”

Because of my lack of sleep, I was constantly forgetting what I wanted to do. And then I decided to write important things on paper in the morning. Of course, I immediately forgot where I put the paper and what I wrote there. All day I was thinking that I forgot to do something important. Late in the evening, I found that note under my pillow. It was written, “Go to the toilet.” He got up and went.

The first few months when someone asked me, “When the children were born.” I said, “Wait, I have it recorded.”

In order not to confuse which of the children I fed and who is not, I started to mark them with a green. Soon I began to mark the green and the cat, because he also taught the children to roar all the time and not to explain why.
When twice a day the marked cat got into my feet with a scream, I went to whip his face in the food. In the bowl was poured a raw oatmeal.

One day in the machine, I noticed my husband as he ate his sandwich. He went to work as a Hindu, with a spot between his eyes.

My husband told me that in my dreams I often said to the whining children, "Chicchi soon I will breastfeed." One day she woke up from the fact that the baby replied with a low male voice: "You only promise."

Spock has a picture in the book "How to feed twins at the same time". There was a woman painted with a baby in each hand. The head of the child lay on her palm and sucked her chest, the rest of the child and the woman’s hand went somewhere behind her back. I even exercised on two five-liter canisters of water. The Canisters stubbornly refused to eat. Feeding the children in order.

The same Spock's husband read on his head that boys are twins more often than others become gay. I calmed down only when in the 4th grade saw the son in 10 minutes confessed to love to two girls.

Someone else read that it is very important how a child in a dream holds the fists, where the thumb lies - on top or inside the fist. It turns out, there is a big difference and something depends on it (I don't remember what, but something, maybe even a whole life). We rushed to see the children. The children slept, putting all four fingers in the figs.

When a girlfriend gave birth to a third child with a short break between the first and second, plus a dog, then on my question, "How do you get it all?" She replied, "When you have one child and the dog has taken his nipple, you take the nipple, wash it in three waters, then boil it for two hours and return it to the child. When you have two children and the dog has taken the nipple, you take the nipple, lick it and return it to the baby. When you have three children and the dog has taken the nipple, it’s a child’s problem how to take it back.”

The businessman Polanski decided to act in Cambodia according to a proven scheme.
He sat in jail, established contacts, started doing business.

Imho, a wonderful cast of an attempt to drag a man into the holiwar on eternal themes:

"R: I will not argue
In the dispute,, the truth is born, but experience allows to make a conclusion. what
To argue for the sake of the birth of truth through the Internet is the same as trying to conceive a child in an unwashed condom.
To be born, you need two - one on one and no barriers between them - no condoms or a screen. I need to see the eyes of the fucking... sorry, I meant the opponent)))

I will remain with my opinion in this dispute"

15:06 Dragon Polymorph
In China and Japan, the strange construction of advertising... such a feeling that the more the brain of the viewer will suffer, the better it will be.

January 2nd, the morning.
A four-year-old boy walks through the park, behind him is his father who is sleepy-mortem-killed, and almost not reacting to anything.
Suddenly the child notices a red-grey animal on the tree, and cries loudly:
Look, the white has arrived!!! to
You would see in what horror, with huge eyes, Dad rushed at once in all directions.

Finally! There was no fireworks tonight.

Today I was given the most difficult ultimatum in my life :(
xxx: The girl said: "Either I, or the beard"

Tarakanchik: Hi to you! Do you want to join a prospective clan?

Doctor 911: Hello I do not pay taxes, I do not appear in the chat, I swear accounts and pieces, I do not help in battles, there is a tendency to overthrow heads of clans. Do you need it?

tarakanchik: hopefully cracks such and accept))

Doctor 911: Oheret, the "perspective clan"

My husband and I are 22 years old, we love each other, but we live in a rental single house somehow, and we do not plan children for another five years. To be sure, I drink hormonal contraceptives, plus a condom. but. The husband is so afraid that an unwanted pregnancy will still happen that immediately after ejaculation he gets a condom, runs with him to the bathroom and fills there with water. And then he cries out of the bathroom to me: “Everything is okay, it doesn’t flow!”
This is not what every woman wants to hear after sex.

Dialogues in a single MMORPG clan chat:
The porn game is closed.
by O_O
WOW : ahah
I hide from my wife.

I know why modern youth inserts the so-called "tunnels" into their ears - through them they pass the wires from the headphones and the "drops" are not lost when you pull them out of the ear. and genius.

For remember for the end, that at the bet are written with lithos, or for the dumb already, without a competent at birth.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Here is the question to you. I planned to order a model turboprop engine with a traction of 8 kilograms. It costs $1580. 50 motorcycle hours. What would I choose – to spend that money on the engine, the planner, the equipment and the servo drives (2.5k total) to provide myself with 50 hours of joy, or to drop those dollars on other things, providing yourself with everything you need, including even those same 50 hours of joy?)

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Whenever you are faced with a difficult choice, choose a prostitute.

Do you cook dinner or go to a restaurant? Is it too hard for you to decide what to choose? Then the right choice is to remove the prostitute!

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From VK:
In the evening, I feel like a forty-white. She cooked the meal, fed the children, laid to sleep, sprinkled wood, applied water. Now I’m sitting down and thinking – Do I give it?"

They invented a computer mouse that does not cause tunnel syndrome.

yyy: gym, swimming pool, or something like that is the best prevention :)
Masturbation as a way out. Chess and mat athlete.