The real case.
The young man was detained for installing Microsoft's non-licensed software, it would be nothing - but they just asked him to install Win7 and other progi in the police office!!! and :)
He himself came, he himself established, well, he received for his work 600 rubles, and then he was bound... for the damage of about 130 thousand rubles.
Intel Inside, Idiot Outside!! to

The Melancholy Wake:
Recently I decided – you need to change something in your quiet, measured life. We need new impressions. Now I go home on the other side of the street.

Children, remember, "coffee" and "whisky" are "he".
"It" is a shit and the Ministry of Education.

How can a child born with the name Chaplin be called Vsevolod???? c) The Twitter

aqwertya: encountered a topic where they discuss their painful experiences
aqwertya: compare all kinds of births, accidents, kidney stones, tooth pain, burns in detail
A shorter shit everywhere.
Here is the man grit.
aqwertya: "It’s crazy pain not to drink beer in the evening."

Paradox: The more beautiful a girl, the less chances of a simple female happiness.
YYY: and the scary is not at all =D

From the forum about Skyrim.
Near Solityude I killed a dragon. While examining his body, I stumbled upon very strange things. In the remains of the reptile I found a note from the mission that I completed shortly after my release (I am now much older). There was also a full set of leather armor and a weak magical sword. When I watched all these things, a newbie I remembered!

These were the things I threw out on the street of the village while performing the main task. This means that during my adventures on Skyrim, a dragon raided the village and ate the one who picked up my stuff. Then the same dragon flew through the map and was killed by me.
It took about 2 months (50 hours of real time), but fate brought me back with these things again. I think they deserve to be preserved.

I sit with a girl tonight.

She: Did you know that in Belarus the death penalty is allowed?
Hm... I didn’t know.
She: I think that’s wrong. Criminals don’t realize their fault if they just die... I think that mental torture should be used so that people slowly go mad and don’t understand what’s happening to them... They suffered.

She: “Look in my blind eyes...” Mr. ^ ^ ^

From Yandex News:
Pirates in Somalia attacked a military ship, taking it for a dry cargo
You are Epic File, Epic File.

xxx: We at work in the toilet periodically lie "on the bottom", then scraps, then coins... I think where and how.
Yyy: The coins were thrown there to come back again.
xxx: And scraps - because someone quickly ate secret documents with scraps.

To tomorrow, you hear, tomorrow, my flash was with me!! to
What is a magical word?
FUS RO DAH, fuck it!

The important question is when you ask it and then, fucking, say hello.

xxx: can not interfere with cognac and girls in a ratio of 1 to 1.
Yyy: Type 65 kg girls and 65 liters of cognac?

He: Yesterday we went to "Phantom"
What’s good about this movie?
He: the stunning views of desolate Moscow, when everything is abandoned, falling planes lie down.
She: Well, yes, a man who spent three hours in Moscow to find a exchange, where he is exchanged for hryvnia, and then wanted to throw a neutron bomb on the city - such pictures will bring pleasure.

and Dad! How did your Olympic victory begin?
First, the cigarettes went off.
by Owl4D

The Client:
How is it in the office?
I am :
They cried! The headquarters are all engaged (
The Client:
You’re straight like in the wrong bordell... Bab doesn’t change, but the beds move.

Enemy: In the cafe... You pay for electricity :)
A.Arch to me?
A.Arch: Is it a date?
Enemy: No... This is a walk...
A.Arch: So why am I crying?
Enemy: I do not know. Why are you crying?

The husband wants new headphones, talk to his wife:

You have few headphones. Yes to? :P

Rezo: A real man should have headphones for every occasion of life. And cases are different (for example, 3D gaming with multi-channel sound). :P

Diana: But first of all, a real man should take care that his wife has a shirt, at least three evening dresses and a few costumes, and a few pairs of shirts, and so three or four rings, a couple of bracelets and collars in different styles, a library of classics, not to forget about modernism, a collection of new albums of her favorite performers, well and if a man is not only real, but also natural creative, then the rest he will add :)

Rezo: By the time I acquire all this, I will no longer need headphones, but a hearing aid. :D

Swjarshik: I’m just sitting down and thinking... Don’t give God to build the engine according to my calculations :)
He will begin to kill people:) And will capture the world:) And then captured people will ask and who invented this asynchronous... And such an op look into the corner of the camera and there I am hiding behind the roof :)

and Moscow! I am looking for the girl I saw on Thursday (January 5th) between 17.30 and 18.00 in the subway car on the ring. The world is red.

Light-haired, in a white jacket, in black semi-tone shoes, in blue, slightly patterned jeans with a cut knee, with white headphones and, as I think, with a white bag. You hid your fingers either in long gray-coft sleeves or in gloves with open flanks. You entered the last or pre-last wagon of one of these new trains on the Prospect of the Ring between 17.30 and 18.00 and stood at the opposite door from the exit. I stood in front of you and pretended I didn’t notice you. The idiot! I was indifferent to the Krasnodar, and you went on. Reply to!

I have nothing else to do but to spread this information. Help to advance! If possible, tell everyone.